Summer Tour

[Idlehanz]

Radio here today mentioned the new album, and also said that Buzz said there would be a US tour starting in July, followed by Europe.

[Jozz]

I thought I was going to open this thread and the new summer dates would be posted. April Fools was on Monday, not today!

[Idlehanz]

I thought I was going to open this thread and the new summer dates would be posted. April Fools was on Monday, not today!

It was news to me that they were starting the tour that early. 

[Jozz]

I had a good idea that they would be touring in the summer...I honestly thought they were going to start touring in June because most bands start touring a month or so before their new album is released. Either way, it's great news and I can't wait to see them again

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I bet the Melvins are Zillionaires from all the touring they do.

[Doody the Clown]

Here's praying for an Oklahoma show.

[anaconda]

with the price of gas, i bet the melvins are thousandaires at best.

[norecess]

with the price of gas, i bet the melvins are thousandaires at best.

You know that because Buzz said so

[anaconda]

and you know that i know, bulbs of passion!!

[norecess]

Now I also remember again why Buttholeman mentioned that. He knows us too well.

[(the) Razor]

with the price of gas, i bet the melvins are thousandaires at best.

I heard, in America, it's cheaper to buy a gallon of petrol, than it is to buy a gallon of water.

[Mad Arab]

You can buy a gallon of water for 1.59 which is still insane in my opinion since most of it is basically filtered tap water. Gas is currently 3.35 per gallon in my neck of the woods.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Tap water is regulated by the government, unlike bottled water, which may be affected by plastic leeching..(?)..Might as well drink tap.

[Uncle Fester]

US and european tour??? No canada?!?!
I give dale a free ribbon crasher and he doesnt even bring his band over to canada to play once a year like normal bands.
I wish the melvins were a normal band. Cant they just play easy listening music that makes my grandmother gelationously writhe in passion until she squirts? I guess they can't.

[FartLips]

US and european tour??? No canada?!?!
I give dale a free ribbon crasher and he doesnt even bring his band over to canada to play once a year like normal bands.
I wish the melvins were a normal band. Cant they just play easy listening music that makes my grandmother gelationously writhe in passion until she squirts? I guess they can't.

i'm sure that ribbon crasher really helped pay the bills.   you're just way better off coming down here to see them.