Summer Tour

[Doody the Clown]

Tap water is regulated by the government

Local governments.

Where I live, the tap water is deemed unsafe to drink, and every year the city government sends out letters to people telling them not to ingest it on a regular basis.

[bathroom creep]

I'm excited about the European tour already. This could be the second time for me to see the Melvins. ddaaammnnn

[(the) Razor]

[Uncle Fester]

US and european tour??? No canada?!?!
I give dale a free ribbon crasher and he doesnt even bring his band over to canada to play once a year like normal bands.
I wish the melvins were a normal band. Cant they just play easy listening music that makes my grandmother gelationously writhe in passion until she squirts? I guess they can't.

i'm sure that ribbon crasher really helped pay the bills.   you're just way better off coming down here to see them.

I do. I drove to portland to see them last year. I live in Vancouver B.c. Id rather have them come here. rich stingy bastards. cant even spring for a ticket to canada.

[anaconda]

Ya, what's the fucking problem?? C'mon Melvins get your heads outta your
collective asses and come to Canada. Are you afraid to find out that life is
better here?

[glen]

not to mention the exchange rate.   

[Senior Chiffon]

As soon as the US dates are up, I'll be looking for cheap flights to the States. As well as see them in London and Holland.

[deatheats]

Ya, what's the fucking problem?? C'mon Melvins get your heads outta your
collective asses and come to Canada. Are you afraid to find out that life is
better here?

If I remember correctly I think I read an interview with Buzz saying the way Canadian taxes work they usually have to leave all of their merchandise on the US side of the border, do the show in Canada and then go back to pick up their equipment.  They say it is just too much of a pain and that is why they do so few Canadian shows.

[JJ]

They do seem to hit Vancouver a lot though.....which is pretty important if you  are me.

[Like Stee]

US and european tour??? No canada?!?!
I give dale a free ribbon crasher and he doesnt even bring his band over to canada to play once a year like normal bands.
I wish the melvins were a normal band. Cant they just play easy listening music that makes my grandmother gelationously writhe in passion until she squirts? I guess they can't.

i'm sure that ribbon crasher really helped pay the bills.   you're just way better off coming down here to see them.

I do. I drove to portland to see them last year. I live in Vancouver B.c. Id rather have them come here. rich stingy bastards. cant even spring for a ticket to canada.

Didn't they play B-ham last year?  That's closer to you than they get to many many Melvins fans who never get the opportunity to see them live.  I'm glad I live near Seattle where they play more than just about anywhere outside of stinky sticky L.A.

[spunkmonkey]

Didn't they play B-ham last year?  That's closer to you than they get to many many Melvins fans who never get the opportunity to see them live.  I'm glad I live near Seattle where they play more than just about anywhere outside of stinky sticky L.A.

Amen!  Before I moved to Seattle, I lived in San Francisco and they played there all the time as well, so I've been spoiled the last 10+ years. 

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Didn't they play B-ham last year?  That's closer to you than they get to many many Melvins fans who never get the opportunity to see them live.  I'm glad I live near Seattle where they play more than just about anywhere outside of stinky sticky L.A.

Amen!  Before I moved to Seattle, I lived in San Francisco and they played there all the time as well, so I've been spoiled the last 10+ years. 

Why is Henry in his underwear Spunk?  Why is Gary Coleman there?  How did you get the picture?!?!?

[Jozz]

Didn't they play B-ham last year?  That's closer to you than they get to many many Melvins fans who never get the opportunity to see them live.  I'm glad I live near Seattle where they play more than just about anywhere outside of stinky sticky L.A.

Amen!  Before I moved to Seattle, I lived in San Francisco and they played there all the time as well, so I've been spoiled the last 10+ years. 

Why is Henry in his underwear Spunk?  Why is Gary Coleman there?  How did you get the picture?!?!?

Not sure if you are serious or joking(sometimes it's kinda hard to tell  in text form), but I am pretty sure Henry has a lot more tattoos and doesn't drink...It is an awesome picture regardless.

[Uncle Fester]

Ya, what's the fucking problem?? C'mon Melvins get your heads outta your
collective asses and come to Canada. Are you afraid to find out that life is
better here?

A Canadian Moderator??? wow!
Power to the people!

[FartLips]

Ya, what's the fucking problem?? C'mon Melvins get your heads outta your
collective asses and come to Canada. Are you afraid to find out that life is
better here?

A Canadian Moderator??? wow!
Power to the people!

you didn't know? he's in vancouver too.