Melvins free-for-all-cage-match

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glen

Quote from: Живојиновић on May 26, 2008, 12:19:42 AM
Coady is a certified martial artist. He'd filet anyone.


belt color (INCLUDING degree) or it didn't happen.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
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FartLips

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Schnabster

Adam Jones the rugby player would have viped all their asses, withoug Tool(s).


Живојиновић

Quote from: glen on May 26, 2008, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: Живојиновић on May 26, 2008, 12:19:42 AM
Coady is a certified martial artist. He'd filet anyone.


belt color (INCLUDING degree) or it didn't happen.

I'll ask him when they come to town to record in 3 weeks. I have seen him do a few cat-quick maneuvers in the past.
Paul McCartney is my favourite Beatle.

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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Idlehanz

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 31, 2008, 02:10:49 PM
To record?!?  :shock:  A single?
Big Biz is recording an album in Seattle, then doing a few shows down the coast on the way back to LA to start off the Melvins tour.

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

kengriffeyjr

coady was a blackbelt....but that was 15 years ago. 

Mad Arab

I'm a black man, so what's your point?

glen

Quote from: kengriffeyjr on June 04, 2008, 09:48:29 AM
coady was a blackbelt....but that was 15 years ago. 

once a ninja, always a ninja.  all you need to know is he can kill a man with a touch.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

grays harbor mafia

Quote from: kengriffeyjr on June 04, 2008, 09:48:29 AM
coady was a blackbelt....but that was 15 years ago. 


A black belt :shock:   if this is indeed true... my money on coady.....  if dan raymond was in the cage, it would be a different story..
"the ass is last"      oldfartlips
"im just here for the sex" DC

dead mike

Quote from: grays harbor mafia on June 10, 2008, 12:13:37 AM
Quote from: kengriffeyjr on June 04, 2008, 09:48:29 AM
coady was a blackbelt....but that was 15 years ago. 


A black belt :shock:   if this is indeed true... my money on coady.....  if dan raymond was in the cage, it would be a different story..
i doubt making blackbelt when you're ten years old is any indication how you'll fare in a fight as an adult.

glen

Quote from: dead mike on June 10, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
i doubt making blackbelt when you're ten years old is any indication how you'll fare in a fight as an adult.

disagree.    learning the discipline and techniques of the eastern martial arts is more than a skill.
its a way of life.  once you have mastered them you hold them until you die.

in other words..  he could still fuck somebody up damn near 20 years later.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

grays harbor mafia

Quote from: glen on June 11, 2008, 01:54:40 PM
Quote from: dead mike on June 10, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
i doubt making blackbelt when you're ten years old is any indication how you'll fare in a fight as an adult.

disagree.    learning the discipline and techniques of the eastern martial arts is more than a skill.
its a way of life.  once you have mastered them you hold them until you die.

in other words..  he could still fuck somebody up damn near 20 years later.
I second that notion
"the ass is last"      oldfartlips
"im just here for the sex" DC

bUTTHOLEmAN

Could Coady beat Kimbo Slice?   I'm not so sure.
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus