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[Doody the Clown]

The best Fuckemos song is "Frank's Bicycle."  The lyrics lament the incident where the narrator stole a man named Frank's bicycle from outside of a gay club, and sold it for drugs.

Either that or "Do You Wanna Dance."

On topic, I'm convinced the Melvins will never come back to Oklahoma again, unless they experience some surge of popularity, but then I'd be bummed for wanting to see them in a small club with a small crowd.

[norecess]

Unfortunately, I can't make it to that Fuckemos show I was talking about it. My "parents-in-law" (when does one start saying that?) are visiting that week, and I don't think I can interest them for that show.

[bathroom creep]

I just found out that I could go see them in July as well. Hmm, maybe I will...

[Idlehanz]

My "parents-in-law" (when does one start saying that?)

When your married.

[McBakkos]

Alright, Snivlem has smiled upon me this day and Seattle tickets are mine!

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

I'm having a very difficult time giving in to buying my tickets for the Denver show on Ticketmaster.  The grand total for one ticket was $33.50 - The service fee is more than half the price of the ticket alone.  That's highway robbery!
I think I might just wait a couple of week til I'm in town, and buy my ticket at the box office. 

[Dead Cowboy]

I'm having a very difficult time giving in to buying my tickets for the Denver show on Ticketmaster.  The grand total for one ticket was $33.50 - The service fee is more than half the price of the ticket alone.  That's highway robbery!
I think I might just wait a couple of week til I'm in town, and buy my ticket at the box office. 

I dont even want to know HOB tix prices. I paid 50 bucks for dino jr tix, and that was outrageous. I cant stand all the rules that HOB has. And really, is the metal detecting wand up my ass necessary?

[irezumi]

And really, is the metal detecting wand up my ass necessary?

Maybe that guard just really liked you.

[Dead Cowboy]

And really, is the metal detecting wand up my ass necessary?

Maybe that guard just really liked you.

It's a possibility.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

My "parents-in-law" (when does one start saying that?)

When your married.

And then you can have sex! 

[Dead Cowboy]

My "parents-in-law" (when does one start saying that?)

When your married.

And then you can have sex! 

oops.

[anaconda]

The best Fuckemos song is "Frank's Bicycle."

it's about Frank Kozik's bicycle

Either that or "Do You Wanna Dance."

What about 'I Can't Smell Guiseppe' or maybe 'Sex Body' ?

[nothintothenotice]

JUST ORDERED MY TICKETS! SEE YOU FUCKERS IN SEATTLE

[Doody the Clown]

The best Fuckemos song is "Frank's Bicycle."

it's about Frank Kozik's bicycle

Either that or "Do You Wanna Dance."

What about 'I Can't Smell Guiseppe' or maybe 'Sex Body' ?

I have the first listed as I Can't Spell Joseppi and don't have the second.

I'm sure they're both great songs though.  Can't get enough Fuckemos.

[FartLips]

My "parents-in-law" (when does one start saying that?)

When your married.

And then you can have sex! 

oops.

what? you forgot to have sex?