The best Fuckemos song is "Frank's Bicycle." The lyrics lament the incident where the narrator stole a man named Frank's bicycle from outside of a gay club, and sold it for drugs.
Either that or "Do You Wanna Dance."
On topic, I'm convinced the Melvins will never come back to Oklahoma again, unless they experience some surge of popularity, but then I'd be bummed for wanting to see them in a small club with a small crowd.
