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Title: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 13, 2009, 03:32:34 PM
I have read several reviews for this album that state this was released by Melvins as a joke Just wondering if this was true. I love the album no matter what, I was just curious. Either way, I think it was a brilliant idea to play a "noise/experimental" show and then release it as a live albun.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: black stallion on August 13, 2009, 03:41:08 PM
i don't think it was a joke and the fact Buzz considers COD as one of his favourite Melvins albums proves that.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 13, 2009, 04:18:46 PM
Quote from: black stallion on August 13, 2009, 03:41:08 PM
i don't think it was a joke and the fact Buzz considers COD as one of his favourite Melvins albums proves that.

thanks. glad to finally understand. I like to play that album when I want people to get the hell out of my apartment. Plus I enjoy the looks they give me when they hear it
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: black stallion on August 13, 2009, 04:25:32 PM
oh,it's just my opinion...don't take me so seriously!btw,it's nice to meet you,do you prefer COD or Prick just out of curiosity?
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 13, 2009, 05:09:27 PM
Nice to meet you too. Not really sure which one I prefer, I like them both equally I guess.  COD gets more play time than Prick but that is about it.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Juan on August 15, 2009, 04:28:26 PM
COD is pure venom.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 16, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Quote from: Juan on August 15, 2009, 04:28:26 PM
COD is pure venom.

INDEEEED! Chanting of the Priest!
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Uncle Fester on August 16, 2009, 12:17:39 PM
COD is like the only release I dont own.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: r40f on August 16, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
it's a good album, there's no trick to it.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Uncle Fester on August 16, 2009, 02:56:21 PM
I would like to hear the COD version of eye flys. everyone keeps saying how brutal it is.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: nothintothenotice on August 16, 2009, 03:58:49 PM
Go buy now
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Mount Ambulance on August 16, 2009, 04:35:46 PM
I donno ... Eye Flys ... it's brutal sure ... but more than simply that ... IMO it gains alot of its' charm also that it is birthed from the 50 min malestorm that preceeds it ... perfect flow ... it just works ... kinda like the 2x4 shows w/ DSS noise intros ... or the bass intro to Manky ...
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Uncle Fester on August 16, 2009, 04:58:07 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on August 16, 2009, 03:58:49 PM
Go buy now
Ill trade ya a couple mars bars for your copy.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: seas of luck on August 16, 2009, 05:59:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on August 16, 2009, 04:58:07 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on August 16, 2009, 03:58:49 PM
Go buy now
Ill trade ya a couple mars bars for your copy.


Even if you don't like the album the artwork is great.  I think there are plenty of used copies on amazon.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: glen on August 17, 2009, 05:26:56 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 16, 2009, 04:35:46 PM
I donno ... Eye Flys ... it's brutal sure ... but more than simply that ... IMO it gains alot of its' charm also that it is birthed from the 50 min malestorm that preceeds it ... perfect flow ... it just works ... kinda like the 2x4 shows w/ DSS noise intros ... or the bass intro to Manky ...

nailed it.

not to mention buzz goes all cookie monster on the vox.  its damn beautiful.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 17, 2009, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: glen on August 17, 2009, 05:26:56 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 16, 2009, 04:35:46 PM
I donno ... Eye Flys ... it's brutal sure ... but more than simply that ... IMO it gains alot of its' charm also that it is birthed from the 50 min malestorm that preceeds it ... perfect flow ... it just works ... kinda like the 2x4 shows w/ DSS noise intros ... or the bass intro to Manky ...

nailed it.

not sure if i consider the eye flys version of cod as a climax or a relief of a 50+ minute noisefest, i'd go for the latter.

question to all the praisers in this thread: how many centimeters of dust has your copy collected since the last time you put it on?
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: black stallion on August 17, 2009, 05:41:05 AM
i listen to Prick more
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: glen on August 17, 2009, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: norecess on August 17, 2009, 05:37:35 AM


question to all the praisers in this thread: how many centimeters of dust has your copy collected since the last time you put it on?

being a simple american.. you don't mind if I use the old english form of measurement do you?

that being established I'll say its got roughly 3/8 inch of dust.   its been one year. or somewhere thereabouts.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 17, 2009, 06:33:54 AM
Quote from: glen on August 17, 2009, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: norecess on August 17, 2009, 05:37:35 AM
question to all the praisers in this thread: how many centimeters of dust has your copy collected since the last time you put it on?

being a simple american.. you don't mind if I use the old english form of measurement do you?

i'm all globalized, baby!

Quote from: glen on August 17, 2009, 06:05:53 AM
that being established I'll say its got roughly 3/8 inch of dust.   its been one year. or somewhere thereabouts.

nice dust collecting ratio 0.2 inch/month. you do use months there, right? taking the detroit climate into account, that seems about correct. if you allow me to make a small correction i'd say it's been 391 days since you last spun it, or someone's been cleaning in between.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 07:52:38 AM
I've never thought this album is as obtuse as most seem to ... I listen to it once every 2-3 months or so ... if it was the only "noise" cd I had it would surely be listened to more ... thou inbtwn I have heaps of other stuff that fits that bill ... Masonna, Wolf Eyes, Failing Lights, Throbbing Gristle, Torso, Merzbow, Bastard Noise ... and on and on ... I guess if you don't dig "noise" you probably won't dig this ... head & shoulders above Prick to these ears ...
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Juan on August 17, 2009, 08:06:20 AM
It's all about the vicious guitar feedback before Eye Flys drops.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 17, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 07:52:38 AM
I've never thought this album is as obtuse as most seem to ...

hey, just playing the devil's advocate to check if those who were advocating cod were defending the actual thing, or the idea they have of this thing, you know? :)

on a side note (although quite on topic in this thread i suppose) i've never been able to get into the noise stuff you mentioned ("harsh noise") like masonna, merzbow, some wolf eyes. big fan of slightly more textured/ambient stuff like throbbing gristle, the dead c, some nurse with wound, some birchville cat motel (what ive heard of it).. any suggestions to make the step to some harsher (or do i use the wrong term now?) stuff without completely alienating me?
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: glen on August 17, 2009, 08:11:45 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 07:52:38 AM
head & shoulders above Prick to these ears ...

tough to even compare to prick.

COD has flow. its one continuous track.
prick is an amalgamation of various recordings and throw-aways.

in other words.. you don't take drugs and listen to prick.  you do take drugs and listen to COD.


and if I might correct the all-knowing 3rd person "JUAN"... its actually all about anyone anywhere near a microphone screaming all-hell "I!!!  LAY!!!!    LIKE!! YOU!!!!!!!" so loud it actually brings pain to a young emo's eardrums.  :)
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: r40f on August 17, 2009, 10:59:45 AM
Quote from: norecess on August 17, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 07:52:38 AM
I've never thought this album is as obtuse as most seem to ...

hey, just playing the devil's advocate to check if those who were advocating cod were defending the actual thing, or the idea they have of this thing, you know? :)

on a side note (although quite on topic in this thread i suppose) i've never been able to get into the noise stuff you mentioned ("harsh noise") like masonna, merzbow, some wolf eyes. big fan of slightly more textured/ambient stuff like throbbing gristle, the dead c, some nurse with wound, some birchville cat motel (what ive heard of it).. any suggestions to make the step to some harsher (or do i use the wrong term now?) stuff without completely alienating me?

if you can't get into wolf eyes, which is pretty much the pop version of harsh noise, you're probably not going to get into it at all.  CoD isn't even really "noise" genre music.  it's cacophonous, but it isn't completely noise.  it has more in common with throbbing gristle or smegma than with merzbow.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 17, 2009, 02:09:08 PM
Quote from: r40f on August 17, 2009, 10:59:45 AM
if you can't get into wolf eyes, which is pretty much the pop version of harsh noise, you're probably not going to get into it at all.

maybe 'getting' is a big word. i've seen them a couple of times and did enjoy it some times, other times i didn't. it often depends on my own mood.

i realize i basically asked for 'subtle harsh noise', which seems like an oxymoron to me now.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: GrimReaper on August 17, 2009, 02:42:03 PM

I'm still hoping for a COD vinyl version.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: DC on August 17, 2009, 03:34:41 PM
Wolf eyes sucked it up when I saw live. Harsh noise is an aquired taste. I can only take so much, but I love making it.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: HogLegged on August 17, 2009, 03:36:45 PM
I have most of The Melvins stuff, and I bought COD not long after it first came out, but I couldn't make it through one listening. I didn't even know "Eye Flys" was on there. I ended up selling it. I have gotten into some drone stuff lately, so maybe I would appreciate it more these days. From what I remember it was mostly electronic bleeps and noise. Does it have guitar noise on there too? Drums?
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 17, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
Quote from: Dc on August 17, 2009, 03:34:41 PM
I can only take so much, but I love making it.

good point.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: ConJuan on August 17, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
I'm tempted to give my Colossus cd another listen now.  I've probably tried to get through it 3 times in about 4 years.  I just wish there was more Dale on it.  I hate to think that I'm sitting through a self indulgent Adam Jones show.  I'm allergic to anything Tool related.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Juan on August 17, 2009, 03:58:46 PM
Quote from: conj on August 17, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
I'm tempted to give my Colossus cd another listen now.  I've probably tried to get through it 3 times in about 4 years.  I just wish there was more Dale on it.  I hate to think that I'm sitting through a self indulgent Adam Jones show.  I'm allergic to anything Tool related.

Just fast forward it to 48 mins.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
hey norecess ... yeah, there might be some Wolf Eyes that may fit your bill ... they kinda fluctuate btw Harsh Noise type stuff & more creepy atmospheric stuff ... I dig it all ... thou I like that they switch it up for variety ... check out their new one "Always Wrong" ... and the compainion release "Completely Wrong" ... some of the best stuff they've released imo ... good mix ... the harsh is full tilt but there is quiet stuff too ... more on "Completely Wrong" thou ... Actually checkout Failing Lights (Connelly from Wolf Eyes) its' more on the less abusive side of things ... or the Haunting (Connelly & his wife) ... and Dead Machines (Olson & wife) ... yeah, dig into those ... Dead Machines are kinda up the quiter alley ... creepy as fuck but not so harsh (most of the time anyway) ...
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 17, 2009, 10:26:19 PM
I suppose the closest thing to anything in the "noise" genre I own would have to be Lustmord, but I don't think that is considered "noise". I always assumed it was more ambient or experimental.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 11:07:30 PM
See ... it's all just sound ... Harsh Noise? Ambient? Experimental? Blah Blah Blah ... they're like a breath apart ... Pop? Metal? Hardcore? Free Jazz? Blah Blah Blah ... are like a huff and a puff away from that ... I donno music is music ... sound is sound ... its' all the same really ... Like tonight I listened from Pasty Cline into; Agrophobic Nosebleed remix into; a Rai compilation (Algerian Protest Folk) into; Bastard Noise into; Django Reinhardt into; some classic North Indian drone music; and ending now w/ a little Thin Lizzy ... even the hum of my fridge can be pretty cool ... I donno sound is cool ... and even in something seemingly random there is shape, motif, texture, dynamics to be found ... I mean that's why people made music in the first place ... they were intrigued by the "noise" around them in nature ... 
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 17, 2009, 11:49:45 PM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 11:07:30 PM
See ... it's all just sound ... Harsh Noise? Ambient? Experimental? Blah Blah Blah ... they're like a breath apart ... Pop? Metal? Hardcore? Free Jazz? Blah Blah Blah ... are like a huff and a puff away from that ... I donno music is music ... sound is sound ... its' all the same really ... Like tonight I listened from Pasty Cline into; Agrophobic Nosebleed remix into; a Rai compilation (Algerian Protest Folk) into; Bastard Noise into; Django Reinhardt into; some classic North Indian drone music; and ending now w/ a little Thin Lizzy ... even the hum of my fridge can be pretty cool ... I donno sound is cool ... and even in something seemingly random there is shape, motif, texture, dynamics to be found ... I mean that's why people made music in the first place ... they were intrigued by the "noise" around them in nature ... 

Very well put my friend, you made some extremely valid points about music as a whole.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: norecess on August 18, 2009, 02:47:32 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on August 17, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
hey norecess ... yeah, there might be some Wolf Eyes that may fit your bill ...

thanks, i'll check it out as soon as find myself in the mood.

btw, while we're on the subject, got my first (sort of) merzbow release in the mail last weekend: syr8 feat. mats gustafsson and merzbow. i also got one of the now most brutal and violent records in my collection: the olatunji concert (last coltrane recording). not gonna give a complete review but holy shit, at some points at sounds like an elephant battle or something, so brutal. the (multiple) drums are amazing (rashied ali r.i.p.), and i can't help but visualize coltrane as a dying man, blowing his guts out one last time...
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Like Stee on August 18, 2009, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: conj on August 17, 2009, 03:56:47 PMI'm allergic to anything Tool related.
Wouldn't that make you allergic to the Melvins?  Adam Jones has played with them a lot over the years and is on a handful of studio releases as well as live recordings.  He's best friends with King Buzzo, and Buzzo has played with Tool as well.  Not to mention Divorced.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 18, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
Personally I happen to like Adam Jones' contributions to the records both studio and live that he has played on. I am also a big fan of Tool so I guess that explains it.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 21, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
My favorite part is the "Your fucking band is giving me a headache" sampled over and over again and then turned into mush. Every time I listen to it, I find it remarkable that I can remember certain passages (if you will) as they start to appear, while completely forgetting about them until I put the album on again.

It is an interesting experience, as the album was made by talented musicians who could have played anything but noise, and chose to play noise instead.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 21, 2009, 10:15:10 PM
Quote from: Braykfast on August 21, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
My favorite part is the "Your fucking band is giving me a headache" sampled over and over again and then turned into mush. Every time I listen to it, I find it remarkable that I can remember certain passages (if you will) as they start to appear, while completely forgetting about them until I put the album on again.

It is an interesting experience, as the album was made by talented musicians who could have played anything but noise, and chose to play noise instead.

I believe the woman's voice is saying "Stop fucking me your giving me a headache" but I could be wrong.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 22, 2009, 10:11:13 AM
Ha. What a terrible thing to say to somebody.

How did she even get in that situation to begin with? I would think she would've adequately prepared for the occurrence, sensing the headache first thing. A strange mystery...

(I still like "your fucking band..." because it voices the opinions of any down fans in the crowd. BOOSH!)
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 12:43:51 PM
Yep, it's a sample from a porno, the guy is pounding
her so hard that her head is repeatedly banging on the
headboard of the bed causing her to have a headache.
"stop fucking me you're giving me a headache" is the
correct answer, Alex.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 22, 2009, 04:20:02 PM
What's the name of the porno?
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 04:24:39 PM
God I wish I knew. Black Humpers Volume 3 maybe? :lol:
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 22, 2009, 04:35:41 PM
Without actual citation, I call this issue unresolved.

I like "Your fucking band is giving me a headache."
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 04:50:43 PM
Based on your comment I listened again with headphones,
and I'm still hearing " stop fucking me you're giving me
a headache" but i won't fight you over it.

In my mind, I imagine Adam Jones loaded up his Virus
pre-show with that sample and others to trigger during
the show.

The alternative if it's your suggestion, is that there was
an open mic at the show and a girl from the audience spoke
into it during their set, which is a very interesting supposition
unless the mic was running through his synth allowing him
to capture it and play it back as a sample.

It is conceivable though, because the band was said to be running
through the Virus allowing him to manipulate them in real time.

So, this is one for the ages, someone will have to ask Adam or Buzz
for the definitive answer.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Green Honey on August 22, 2009, 04:58:12 PM
It smacks me more Rutmanisesque than anything, the dirty old codger that he is.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 22, 2009, 05:04:42 PM
Agreed.

And agreed.

I'm sure it's lifted from a porno, as suggested by the Korny Ass Joker (I'm assuming this is Rutmanis in the liner credits) himself, and manipulated ad nauseum through Adam Jones' virus.

Now, on Honky, there was a lot of synth work used by all of the musicians at one time or another. In the COD album, did everyone have some kind of sampler/ sequencer/ or synth machine running independently of Adam Jones' virus (which would then get all tweaked and muddied by his machine)? Also, is this a soundboard recording or are their mics picking all of this crazy stuff up and mixed later? And where is the fuxing documentary video of this performance?!
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: seas of luck on August 22, 2009, 05:08:21 PM
I've always heard "stop fucking me you're giving me a headache".  Maybe it was lifted from this porno:

NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-81V0fRtAo
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
For the longest time there was a clip of this performance
on YouTube under the name Noiseland Arcade. I'm almost
positive that it's no longer on there.  I'm going to go do
a search for it right now... will report back post haste.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 22, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Nice. The description of Audiostag records by Prindle is fantastic.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: seas of luck on August 22, 2009, 05:15:35 PM
Quote from: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
For the longest time there was a clip of this performance
on YouTube under the name Funland Arcade. I'm almost
positive that it's no longer on there.  I'm going to go do
a search for it right now... will report back post haste.

I thought it was Noiseland Arcade because it was named after the Simpsons.  That might be why you can't find it.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 22, 2009, 05:17:52 PM
"Oh look at this! I have Wife Swingers' Orgy Porgy Party!!"
"See look, his balls like that!"

Wow...humans are a depraved lot.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Yes, of course it's Noiseland Arcade, the Simpsons reference.
I had a brain fart up there. That's what I meant to type.
Will revise my search, and report back post-haste
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Green Honey on August 22, 2009, 06:08:08 PM
(07:46)


Man: "Boy...!"

...

Man: "(You did) a marvellous job, as usual."

Woman: "(I did it) just for you!"

M: "Yeah, now I think it's time for a break..."

W: "You want me to take a break?"

M: "I think you deserve one."

...

"...suck...suck your big cock?"

"Mmm, are you gonna fuck me real good?"

...

"Stop fucking me, you're giving me a headache."
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Green Honey on August 22, 2009, 06:37:27 PM
...

(44:13)


Man 2: "...Well, at least this obviously isn't anything of importance..."

...

Voice: "...member ...signal...can be charged against regular..."

...

Man 2: "...It's obviously a mistake."

...

Man 3: "The real question is..."

Man 4: "What authority?-"

Man 3: "Don't you worry about that, Mister."

...etc
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: PrickHonky on August 22, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
I really hope one of you wonderiffic people can find the COD/Noiseland Arcade show. I love the album and would love to see the show that went with it.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Captain CoryCory on August 23, 2009, 07:29:05 AM
Quote from: anaconda on August 22, 2009, 12:43:51 PM
Yep, it's a sample from a porno, the guy is pounding
her so hard that her head is repeatedly banging on the
headboard of the bed causing her to have a headache.
"stop fucking me you're giving me a headache" is the
correct answer, Alex.

:lol: Beautiful.

How well can anybody clarify the infamous rumor that the crowd was lying in the fetal position covering their ears?
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: turnacus on August 24, 2009, 02:05:43 AM
COD sucks. I will forever not like this album. It's interesting as a one off "Hmm that's interesting" sorta deal, and I'm sure it would have rocked live.

But, it was my first Melvins album and nearly my last.

Good god, I was pissed.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: FartLips on August 24, 2009, 03:08:57 AM
buzz would thank you for the complement.
Title: Re: Colossus of Destiny question
Post by: Braykfast on August 25, 2009, 07:55:04 PM
I thought about the idea of music and what it means to play it (or hear it) from a completely different perspective after this album.