I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan! I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday. :toke:
Hello Boss.
I'm sick and can't make it in today/tonight.
(Buzz and Dale don't come around that often)
Quote from: Buick on August 31, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
Hello Boss.
I'm sick and can't make it in today/tonight.
(Buzz and Dale don't come around that often)
Good point, I will do my best to convince her.
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan! I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday. :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: Buick on August 31, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
Hello Boss.
I'm sick and can't make it in today/tonight.
(Buzz and Dale don't come around that often)
Good point, I will do my best to convince her.
Well..I just remembered clown might be on the bill, if so.. perhaps it wouldn't hurt to sit this one out.
Sorry to say.
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan! I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday. :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)
if I can sneak a camera into the House Of Blues I will, but I know they do serious pat downs(especially at Disney)
Disney just purchased Marvel!
:shock:
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan! I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday. :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)
if I can sneak a camera into the House Of Blues I will, but I know they do serious pat downs(especially at Disney)
no, no, no. pics of your GIRLFRIEND. :D
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 07:02:44 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan! I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday. :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)
if I can sneak a camera into the House Of Blues I will, but I know they do serious pat downs(especially at Disney)
no, no, no. pics of your GIRLFRIEND. :D
those can only be seen in private messages my friend
Quote from: Buick on August 31, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
Disney just purchased Marvel!
:shock:
Jack Kirby is spinning in his grave....he probably puked first. :?
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
I thought another new happy father on the board.
Quote from: molotov on August 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
I thought another new happy father on the board.
hey man, don't wish that shit on me.
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 10:36:58 PM
Quote from: molotov on August 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
I thought another new happy father on the board.
hey man, don't wish that shit on me.
Ok, I wish you will never have a children.
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
just call me the poster child for viagra.
(next time you're at a MELVINS show look around. you'll get that joke)
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 01, 2009, 12:28:35 AM
Quote from: molotov on September 01, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 10:36:58 PM
Quote from: molotov on August 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
I thought another new happy father on the board.
hey man, don't wish that shit on me.
Ok, I wish you will never have a children.
thank you.
isn't molotov great???
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 01, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
isn't molotov great???
there is a small side as well.(http://www.lynchnet.com/bv/pics/bv013.jpg)
Quote from: norecess on September 02, 2009, 05:14:13 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 01, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
isn't molotov great???
there is a small side as well.
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/566/bv013.jpg)
Deer norecess,
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2742/newsweekmay7c.jpg)
Your pal bhm
after seeing Melvins live on the 3rd, my girlfriend is now even more of a Melvins fan than she was before we went. So much so that I even had to order her one of the Eggnog ladies' shirts since she loves the form fitting shirts
Get her on the BSS! :lol:
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.
As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.
As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.
obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.
As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.
obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
If you ignore him..perhaps he'll go away.
Quote from: Buick on September 05, 2009, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.
As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.
obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
If you ignore him..perhaps he'll go away.
yeah, screw that little emo kid. I know my girlfriend is hot so his opinion doesn't matter
Being attacked by acne? Clearitol is your weapon.
Constipation got you down? Try Metamucil
election got you puckered? try passports!
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.
As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.
obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
How about a cross between Aretha Franklin and George "The Animal" Steel?
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
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Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
Grandmaster Juan is very good friends with Fabio...........the most beautiful man in the universe.
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
ill give you a little hint:
its a joke!
who is Fabio?
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
ill give you a little hint:
its a joke!
I understand that. my posts are jokes as well. I don't take anyone online seriously. :toke:
Quote from: black stallion on September 06, 2009, 12:30:35 PM
who is Fabio?
the question is
What is fabio? the man can take a full grown goose to the face at about 100 mph and still live.
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
ill give you a little hint:
its a joke!
I don't take anyone online seriously. :toke:
good. but you have to take me seriously all the time. Im a very serious guy, and the internet is very serious business.
:P
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: black stallion on September 06, 2009, 12:30:35 PM
who is Fabio?
the question is What is fabio? the man can take a full grown goose to the face at about 100 mph and still live.
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
ill give you a little hint:
its a joke!
I don't take anyone online seriously. :toke:
good. but you have to take me seriously all the time. Im a very serious guy, and the internet is very serious business.
:P
what is this about Fabio taking a full grown goose to the face?? is there a video of this I can see?
this is what I could come up with quickly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-SzS16nI0E/RlGLy6ssCWI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/s6QiExByYaw/s400/fabiogoose.jpg)
:lol: :lol:
I was really hoping to see the actual goose attack instead of the aftermath. the video I saw at least didn't show it :(
but besides this fact who is Fabio..looks like he's pretty famous in America
(http://www.fabioifc.com/2007_STORIES/05-fabio021006_big1.jpg)
Quote from: black stallion on September 06, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
but besides this fact who is Fabio..looks like he's pretty famous in America
(http://www.fabioifc.com/2007_STORIES/05-fabio021006_big1.jpg)
he is some kind of supermodel that was huge here in the '90s. Not sure where he is from(Germany?), but he has a European accent
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: black stallion on September 06, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
but besides this fact who is Fabio..looks like he's pretty famous in America
(http://www.fabioifc.com/2007_STORIES/05-fabio021006_big1.jpg)
he is some kind of supermodel that was huge here in the '90s. Not sure where he is from(Germany?), but he has a European accent
ah,thanks!Fabio is a typical Italian name
yes he was an italian male model who "wrote" many american romance novels and appeared on a handful of soap operas.
pretty much, he came to america from italy, he did and still does fuck all and gets paid huge bucks for it.
he was also in that video by that jill sobule chick from the mid 90's, before katy perry stole her "i kissed a girl" thunder!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x29cgz_jill-sobule-i-kissed-a-girl_music
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:50:29 PM
this is what I could come up with quickly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-SzS16nI0E/RlGLy6ssCWI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/s6QiExByYaw/s400/fabiogoose.jpg)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:50:29 PM
this is what I could come up with quickly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-SzS16nI0E/RlGLy6ssCWI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/s6QiExByYaw/s400/fabiogoose.jpg)
God himself is jealous of the beautiful Fabio so he sacrificed a goose to try and wreck Fabio's beautiful face. This attempt was futile of course.
God himself could not sink Fabio's good looks.
This is what he's really famous for...
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/51TW5T7JDHL_SS500_.jpg)
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/eu_ironsword.jpg)
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/fabio-covers.jpg)
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/Fabiocover.jpg)
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/fabio-smart-bitches.jpg)
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on September 07, 2009, 08:17:34 AM
This is what he's really famous for...
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/51TW5T7JDHL_SS500_.jpg)
Fabio also played bass for the Melvins from 85-88.
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 06, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
How can I take an emo kid seriously especially when he has a picture of Fabio with his shirt open as his avatar. Obviously this cat has never seen a naked woman in real life and I doubt he ever will
ill give you a little hint:
its a joke!
I understand that. my posts are jokes as well. I don't take anyone online seriously. :toke:
tell that to the obamatons. :lol: