HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!

[anaconda]

i'd like to liquor him up, and then slap him around a bit
in a mock judo kind of thing, with our white pleated uniforms on

[(PAUL)]

Ted, just admit it.

Are we doing random Jane's Addiction song title replies now or something?

[anaconda]

Ted is "Vinny", just admit it is "mail the fucking interview"

[GrimReaper]

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.

[mopafeena]

He could be hand delivering it. 

i think we're all being "hand delivered".

fair point. 

Seriously, we're never gonna see this interview are we?

[glen]

Seriously, we're never gonna see this interview are we?

at least someone around here has a relatively solid grasp on reality.

[cheeseburger]

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.

agreed. it's been so fucking long now that i have a hard time believing it ever happened. and if it did , by this point what is the band gonna have to say almost TWO YEARS later that we haven't already read somewhere else. i mean really...

[jaymz]

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.

agreed. it's been so fucking long now that i have a hard time believing it ever happened. and if it did , by this point what is the band gonna have to say almost TWO YEARS later that we haven't already read somewhere else. i mean really...

"Vinny for the last time we don't want to see your cock, and for the love of god will you stop crying."

I've never read that anywhere.

[cheeseburger]

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.

agreed. it's been so fucking long now that i have a hard time believing it ever happened. and if it did , by this point what is the band gonna have to say almost TWO YEARS later that we haven't already read somewhere else. i mean really...

"Vinny for the last time we don't want to see your cock, and for the love of god will you stop crying."

I've never read that anywhere.

true dat...

[Lunica]

What do you mean hear?
Wasn't this a video interview? (if it existed)

[Jozz]

if it existed

It doesn't.

[norecess]

In existentialism, the human being exists first, and then becomes his own designer, during its existence. There is no design on forehand, if you're an atheist at least. Now, with this interview, it has existed for a long time. It began to lead its own existence in this little universe we inhabit here. So if the video would still be released, it would not exist according to the existentialism as we know it. So to answer your question. Yes, it exists already, but no, it will never truly exist.

[Lunica]

Could you define the word "never"?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Never say never

i might like this tape better
if we slept together

I think this tape is infinitely more interesting remaining unseen.

[(PAUL)]

It's like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark and that we all want to see it, but the moment we do our faces will melt off.