Atlanta,GA @Whirly Ball 10-29-06

[Dead Guy Ale]

Alright ass clowns here it is. For those that don't know, the Whirly Ball is a HUGE "family fun" recreation/entertainment center complete with a mini golf course, batting cages, a moive theater, a comedy lounge, an arcade, bumper cars...and I'm probably forgetting about nine other things but the MELVINS just fitted right in !! They played in the actuall Whirly Ball room. Whirly ball also is a white-man-made-up-sport- think bumper cars meets Jai-Alai and beer. The place was really small and everybody was crammed.

http://whirlyballatlanta.com/

PORN
HARVEY MILK- cancelled
BIG B
MELVINS

Porn came out first and played an awesome set. The bassist was dressed like the bee-girl on the Blind Melon cd and Dale was Elvis again!. Harvey Milk cancelled and people were pissed. BIG B came on and slayed through another set. Jared didn't rant. Then the Melvins came on and killed. David Yow came out and sang two Jesus Lizard songs I didnt recognize and Night Goat. David went off! He was  slapping those Mastsdon gawkers in face - until they ended up slapping him back, he also grabbed someones tour poster which looked like they just got it at the Merch Table and took a bite out of it it . Dude's nuts! Set list was the same . The Bit was done freakin awesome, I like how the made it sound for this tour all errie and spooky and sh*t.

Good show not as crazy as Athens. I talked to the merch guy about the "WE KILLED KURT " posters. He's the artist for the "Manchild" comics. Hes on tour with the Melvins and draws posters all day "RIP KURT-THE ONLY GOOD JUNKIE IS A DEAD JUNKIE", "WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN COURTNEY" , they go for 20$ a piece. He's a nice guy, though. And they are FOR SURE out of Paper weights and all the Essential Monsters merch. Apparently awhile back some collector guy strolled up through there and bought like 15 paper weights - thanks dude!!





* I feel sorry for the person who had to clean up the men's restroom that night.

[Vampire Tapes]

that cannot of been produced by a human.

[Idlehanz]

* I feel sorry for the person who had to clean up the men's restroom that night.

I think I'm done with this bowl of Super Golden Crisp I just poured......

[mopafeena]

I actually use to have to clean up that kind of mess. Not the greatest job in the world.

[Vampire Tapes]

So is this the set list they are pretty much sticking to for this tour?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I actually use to have to clean up that kind of mess. Not the greatest job in the world.

Jizzmopper?

[NOXAGT]

Its pretty hard to tell if its vomit or crap from that picture. May be both.

I actually use to have to clean up that kind of mess. Not the greatest job in the world.

So thats where you got your name

[glen]

Its pretty hard to tell if its vomit or crap from that picture. May be both.

let us all pray its vomit.  imagine if it IS crap and walking in that bathroom and finding the responsible party with his (or her) pants around their ankles sitting in the sink unleashing that monstrosity.

[NOXAGT]

Its pretty hard to tell if its vomit or crap from that picture. May be both.

let us all pray its vomit.  imagine if it IS crap and walking in that bathroom and finding the responsible party with his (or her) pants around their ankles sitting in the sink unleashing that monstrosity.

Ok, I did, what next?

[glen]

you did what?  walk in and find the person with their ass in the sink?   what next then? I guess I'd say take a minute and have a talk with that individual. explain to them that the device they are sitting in is not actually for defecation. its meant as a washing basin for hands, face, etc.   if they take a minute to look around they will find another device in that same room which is much more suited for bowel evacuation. try to entice them to use this object next time by using the fact that comfort is much more easily achieved when ones feet can touch the ground.  also the fact that the item or items one deposits in said device are much more easily removed when one pushes downward on the silvery handle to the upper left. as opposed to attempting to wash down deposits through a grated drain hole.

get me?

[NOXAGT]

imagine it IS crap

i was replying to this ^

[norecess]

Its pretty hard to tell if its vomit or crap from that picture. May be both.

let us all pray its vomit.

As long as the toilet device is still 'clean', I don't care what that other stuff is! You can still wash your hands at the other sink!

So, who doesn't wash his or her hands after having used the toilet? Lying is not allowed.

[NOXAGT]

Its pretty hard to tell if its vomit or crap from that picture. May be both.

let us all pray its vomit.

As long as the toilet device is still 'clean', I don't care what that other stuff is! You can still wash your hands at the other sink!

So, who doesn't wash his or her hands after having used the toilet? Lying is not allowed.

I dont, but I wash my balls and ass instead.

[glen]

I wash with the fancy pink soap thats in the bottom of those urinal thing-a-ma-jiggys.  thats what its for, right?

[Dead Guy Ale]

It was vomit. It had that acidic stench to it. Some other guy said there was potatoes and carrots in there, I took his word for it