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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2008, 10:07:15 AM »
The melvins can work magic for relationships, if you believe  :love:

I believe!  I believe!

its the wife is slightly more....   skeptical.
you don't happen to know if this box set, if consumed, potentially adjusts hormonal and/or chemical levels in the female body, do you?
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2008, 10:09:24 AM »
The melvins can work magic for relationships, if you believe  :love:

I believe!  I believe!

its the wife is slightly more....   skeptical.
you don't happen to know if this box set, if consumed, potentially adjusts hormonal and/or chemical levels in the female body, do you?
considering proper insertion...
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2008, 08:47:16 PM »
the winner will be announced tomorrow. I'm rooting for someone from our team. Preferrably me :P

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2008, 10:22:55 PM »
The melvins can work magic for relationships, if you believe  :love:
Yeah, they do it!

My wife loves me. She's a kind and gentle. But when I listen Melvins - the magic transforms her in malicious and angry.

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2008, 10:31:36 PM »
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2008, 06:33:24 AM »
the winner will be announced tomorrow. I'm rooting for someone from our team. Preferrably me :P

Or me. Damn I'd love that box set.

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2008, 03:58:08 PM »
it would have been nice if they had provided some sort of criteria on which their selection will be based.
also, i had to re-type mine in from scratch about six times because the fucking page kept automatically reloading.
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2008, 04:26:36 PM »
it would have been nice if they had provided some sort of criteria on which their selection will be based.
also, i had to re-type mine in from scratch about six times because the fucking page kept automatically reloading.

It said, "we'll pick the one we like the most," so it had to be something that people would like to read.

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #68 on: October 15, 2008, 06:31:31 PM »
it would have been nice if they had provided some sort of criteria on which their selection will be based.
also, i had to re-type mine in from scratch about six times because the fucking page kept automatically reloading.
I had the same problem.  I finally just wrote in notepad then copy and pasted it.

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #69 on: October 15, 2008, 09:16:04 PM »
it would have been nice if they had provided some sort of criteria on which their selection will be based.
also, i had to re-type mine in from scratch about six times because the fucking page kept automatically reloading.
I had the same problem.  I finally just wrote in notepad then copy and pasted it.
i didn't have this problem at all. hmmm....
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2008, 10:17:55 AM »
Really...even a little clue would have been good.....way too many songs to choose from

I said the Bit......because its the slowest speedmetal tune ever recorded

it would have been nice if they had provided some sort of criteria on which their selection will be based.
also, i had to re-type mine in from scratch about six times because the fucking page kept automatically reloading.

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2008, 10:24:13 AM »
WELL?
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2008, 10:26:49 AM »
What kind of clue were you thinking? At first i thought it would be appropriate to pick a song from (A)SA because of the box set but i couldnt bring myself to do it. Otherwise I thought it was pretty fairly done, minus the page refreshing.. But maybe they were just trying to test our problem solving skills as well as our writing skills.  :shock:

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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2008, 08:19:05 PM »
It's not a question of picking the correct song or their favorite song, it was a matter of writing the best response.

I wrote a 2 pager about time travel that I was hoping would make it by virtue of idiosynchronicity.
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Re: Melvins Box Set Giveaway
« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2008, 08:27:33 PM »
I have a hunch Civilized Worm is the winner!!