Reports From The Melvins "Dog" Tour 2008 by Brian Walsby

[FartLips]

I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

Typical.  Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend

not at all dude.  My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. /

sweethert? that's "sweetheart", sweetheart.

[MeddlingCrybaby]

Are pussy loafers comfortable?  They sound like they are.

Pussy loafers are frikking manly!  I mean, Christ, you're slipping your footsies into a foot-slit!  Only real men wear pussy loafers.  If I wore pussy loafers on my fists and my feet at the same time  I'd probably od from excess manliness.

[pinkyslim]

I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

Typical.  Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend

not at all dude.  My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. /

sweethert? that's "sweetheart", sweetheart.

xanaxxxxxxxx :cheers:beers :cheers:volcano :cheers:vics

[FartLips]

I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

Typical.  Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend

not at all dude.  My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. /

so he's more peewee than dillon?

[FartLips]

[FartLips]

you like the old guys, don't you?

[FartLips]

peewee + matt dillon = 70 year old gay sheriff.  nice, stinkythumb!

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.

that would be whomever

Actually, Buzzo  used 'Whoever' correctly.  'Whoever is giving' is the subject of 'should be ashamed of themselves'.  'Whoever' is the subject of 'is'.  

BURN!!!
Muahaha!

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Sadly, I think this thread will only confirm Brian W.'s original statements.     Le sigh!

[FartLips]

Sadly, I think this thread will only confirm Brian W.'s original statements.     Le sigh!

all i know is that i am in tears!

[pinkyslim]

Sadly, I think this thread will only confirm Brian W.'s original statements.     Le sigh!

Sadly, you do not have an original thought in your skull.
Yea, you do a "noble" job of mopping up others vulgarities with your editing like a fuckin' puppet.
All you are is a glorified mop sperm cleaner in a Manhattan sex booth but use a computer.
I bet your parents are proud of you calling yourself Butthole man on a fan site with with mostly males.
Dude call me at 310-614-0067 on Friday night at the Sheiks show and I am sure YOU AND I can set things straight. 
Are you a man or a mouse?
Mybe I will get Shannon to slap your thick head with a dildo I will provide him prior to the show.
What will you be wearing?
Best
PimKy sLim

[cara]

Ok here we go.
You droped the word WE 'LL which is weird and fraternity like.
You also call me BITCH.  Have I slandered you?
I do not try to be anything other than brutally honest.
Most melvin.net posters are frat dicks who have to pile dump.

The good ones:
                         Glenn
                         Blewis
                         Rev. Mike
                         The crybaby
                         Anaconda
                         Molsok
                         Gray Harbor Mafia
                         notinthenotice
                         Grim Reaper
                         Paul

The gentlemen/nerds on the board who wear pussy loafers to work:

                         OLD FART LIPS
                         Cara-very square and no humor.
                         Idealhanz
                         Meadling crybabby


I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

                     
           

hahahahahahaha.

[M i C H e L L e]

....wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman                    
           

If you didn't have a boyfriend, and I was at that show, I would buy you drink and try to take you home with me.  I may not always agree with what you post, but I love a woman who's not afraid to tell it like it is.  Right on, Sister! 

[anaconda]

and 38's doubles!! HELLOOOO BABY?? you just gotta know jackie
she's a good apple, a civilized worm in it. *dick-hold moment over*

[M i C H e L L e]

I don't think it can be referred to as "Dick-Holding" when you're discussing a female.  Shouldn't it be called "Cupping" or something?