Melvins and Down to tour

[glen]

the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.

HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.

ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST.

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.

[>>>JZS<<<]

Don't bring me down, no no no no no
I'll tell you once more
Before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down

Don't bring me down, no no no no no

[gnawing my nose off]

Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.

[>>>JZS<<<]

Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.

your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.

[FartLips]

do you hold down the shift button? that sounds more tedious than anyone would be interested in. hell, if you put that kinda
effort into working a 9-5 job, maybe you wouldnt have near 100 posts on a board that you registered at 2 days ago.

reference my sig.

[gnawing my nose off]

Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.

your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.

I find that to be quite offensive.

[>>>JZS<<<]

Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.

your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.

I find that to be quite offensive.

You don't really think Super Awesome Obama Man is a racist do you ? 'cause that's way more offensive than you mom blowing me.

[bigfil38]

do you hold down the shift button? that sounds more tedious than anyone would be interested in. hell, if you put that kinda
effort into working a 9-5 job, maybe you wouldnt have near 100 posts on a board that you registered at 2 days ago.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.  I take the same approach with my jobs.

[bigfil38]

the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.

HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.

ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST.

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.

Inventory?  What do i need to inventory?  There ain't shit rollin' around up there.

[Like Stee]

the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.

HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.

ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST.

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.

Inventory?  What do i need to inventory?  There ain't shit rollin' around up there.

WHOA!!  WHAT WITH THE NO ALL CAPS?

[Like Stee]

You've all been busy.  I didn't check in here for a couple hours and all of a sudden there's five new pages.  For the record, I'm a total convert.  I think these Down fans are great and hope they stick around here on the board for much more amusement and good times to come.

[gnawing my nose off]

Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.

your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.

I find that to be quite offensive.

You don't really think Super Awesome Obama Man is a racist do you ? 'cause that's way more offensive than you mom blowing me.

OK yeah, but it's "eye catching" isn't it...

I'm just messing with the "your maw" stuff , just feelin it out up in here.

Looka, I'm like Down fan but first and for most I'm a Melvins fanatic. Ever since first seeing them in the summer of '86 at a all ages day show at a place in new orleans called jed's, just one block off the mississippi uptown. They played Kiss covers and had Kiss posters or tapestries on their tall amps which totally blew me away, dang 'ole kiss fan since '76, yeah thats right....
Anyway, I know people who know people who know people so I heard they was cuttin on down here and had to peep it out, now I'm glad I came here cause I just got reminded of the fact that the Melvins have been easin since Houdini.
Anyway, I'm lookin forward to hangin with Melvins fans at this show cause they the Melvins

[>>>JZS<<<]

Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.

your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.

I find that to be quite offensive.

You don't really think Super Awesome Obama Man is a racist do you ? 'cause that's way more offensive than you mom blowing me.

OK yeah, but it's "eye catching" isn't it...

I'm just messing with the "your maw" stuff , just feelin it out up in here.

Looka, I'm like Down fan but first and for most I'm a Melvins fanatic. Ever since first seeing them in the summer of '86 at a all ages day show at a place in new orleans called jed's, just one block off the mississippi uptown. They played Kiss covers and had Kiss posters or tapestries on their tall amps which totally blew me away, dang 'ole kiss fan since '76, yeah thats right....
Anyway, I know people who know people who know people so I heard they was cuttin on down here and had to peep it out, now I'm glad I came here cause I just got reminded of the fact that the Melvins have been easin since Houdini.
Anyway, I'm lookin forward to hangin with Melvins fans at this show cause they the Melvins

Welcome....I've seen a few Melvins shows in NOLA myself......and your mom was really gentle and kind,tell her I said hi.

[gnawing my nose off]

Yes indeed...

[bigfil38]

the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.

HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.

ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST.

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.

Inventory?  What do i need to inventory?  There ain't shit rollin' around up there.

WHOA!!  WHAT WITH THE NO ALL CAPS?

I WAS TRYING TO BLEND.  I FAILED.  MORE FAIL TO COME SOON.