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Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« on: June 21, 2009, 01:34:50 PM »
Mallgoth Music = Cheesy, quirky garbage that try too hards on Last.fm love to name drop and scrobble.

We all know that socially inept try too hards (of the metalfag lineage) on Last.Fm are mall goths or mall goth associated people IRL.

Artists that are considered mall goth include...

Big Dumb Face
Boredoms (Early)
Buckethead
Butthole Surfers
Captain Beefheart
Carnival in Coal
Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo, etc.)
Dog Fashion Disco
Diablo Swing Orchestra
Estradasphere
Frank Zappa
Hanatarash
Idiot Flesh
iwrestledabearonce
John Zorn
Kayo Dot
Keiji Haino
Leftover Crack
Les Claypool (Primus, etc.)
Magma
Maudlin of the Well
Maximum The Hormone
Melt-Bananna
Melvins
Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle, Fant

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 01:44:06 PM »
Sounds real important!  If there's one thing we need in the world it's another genre title by which to constrain bands and their fans.
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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 01:45:47 PM »
these tards are like weeds!
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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 02:00:47 PM »
Last time I checked mallgoths listened to stuff like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, and shopped at Hot Topic.  :? The OP should leave his grandmothers basement someday rather than trolling forums day and night.
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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 02:18:56 PM »
Who on this board is above the age of 14?

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 02:26:37 PM »
Kayo Dot fucking rule  :D

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 02:45:00 PM »
your username is Important :lol: I love that.

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 03:25:11 PM »
Music is completely unimportant in the larger scheme of things. People who devote themselves academicaly to music are laughable and a drain on University resources.

10,000 words on how music and it's associated business/culture have had anything other than a net negative impact on the world: Go!

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 03:29:46 PM »
So I guess Down are the only band in existence that haven't been picked clean by the buzzards of the "mall goth" crowd, eh?
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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 04:42:04 PM »
oingo boingo??
oh come on!!! that's good music.


i wanna know what this guy listens to if not what's listed

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2009, 04:42:51 PM »
I wish they sold Melvins stuff at Hot Topic....I could get a cool Lysol hoodie  & Bullhead socks.

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2009, 05:00:34 PM »
I wish they sold Melvins stuff at Hot Topic....I could get a cool Lysol hoodie  & Bullhead socks.
haha. fuck that store.

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2009, 05:14:08 PM »
this may be the dumbest thread ever created in the history of mankind

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2009, 05:15:15 PM »
I listen to a good bit of these bands.

1. I have never met anyone else to listen to any Boredoms.

2. I have never been what you call a 'Mall Goth'.

3. What the fuck is a 'Mall Goth'?

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Re: Melvins = Mall Goth music?
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2009, 05:25:37 PM »
The MELVINS are too old to fit in this so called douche  bag of a genra. Holy crap they are in their 40's for cripes sake. I don't know what genra MELVINS fits into and I really don't fuckin care. They are just LOUD.
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