The OFFICIAL word: Melvins to TOUR with old "pals" Down

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black stallion

Quote from: Smellis on July 05, 2009, 10:49:22 AM
There must be some new material waiting to sneak out   :o
i bet after this tour they'll be ready to hit the studio to record new album
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ConJuan

Quote from: black stallion on July 05, 2009, 12:25:20 PM
i bet after this tour they'll be ready to hit the studio to record new album
Yeah and it's gonna be produced by Buzz's old pal Phil Anselmo and released on Anselmo's House Core records.  It's gonna follow the pattern of Houdini with Anselmo taking over from Cobain.  Buzz is in this months Guitar World showing off his brand new confederate flag  guitar and he's gonna be communicating alot more with the audience this time round using phrases like Fuckin A, hell yeah and especially smoke weed!  The mumus will be replaced by filthy combat shorts, and venom t shirts that have been through the wash fifty thousand times.  Also Buzz is getting inked.  The immortal words Buzz Core will be tattooed on his knuckles shortly.  Mackie will no longer be doing album  artwork  unless it contains snakes, pentagrams, whiskey bottles, confederate flags and skulls, lots of skulls.
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

black stallion

Quote from: conj on July 05, 2009, 01:14:45 PM
Quote from: black stallion on July 05, 2009, 12:25:20 PM
i bet after this tour they'll be ready to hit the studio to record new album
Yeah and it's gonna be produced by Buzz's old pal Phil Anselmo and released on Anselmo's House Core records.  It's gonna follow the pattern of Houdini with Anselmo taking over from Cobain.  Buzz is in this months Guitar World showing off his brand new confederate flag  guitar and he's gonna be communicating alot more with the audience this time round using phrases like Fuckin A, hell yeah and especially smoke weed!  The mumus will be replaced by filthy combat shorts, and venom t shirts that have been through the wash fifty thousand times.  Also Buzz is getting inked.  The immortal words Buzz Core will be tattooed on his knuckles shortly.  Mackie will no longer be doing album  artwork  unless it contains snakes, pentagrams, whiskey bottles, confederate flags and skulls, lots of skulls.
where you get your informations,from Ipecac?
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ConJuan

Quote from: black stallion on July 05, 2009, 12:25:20 PM
where you get your informations,from Ipecac?
No it comes to me in dreams and sometimes I consult the ouija board or the crystal ball.
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

black stallion

Quote from: conj on July 05, 2009, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: black stallion on July 05, 2009, 12:25:20 PM
where you get your informations,from Ipecac?
No it comes to me in dreams and sometimes I consult the ouija board or the crystal ball.
:D i believe in your dreams conj!ah,your avatar is great,i would like to have one of Dale like yours
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ConJuan

Quote from: black stallion on July 05, 2009, 01:55:18 PM
i believe in your dreams conj!ah,your avatar is great,i would like to have one of Dale like yours
I will draw avatars of all band members eventually so Dale can be all yours.
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

theamazingkort

Conj - that's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life" - Homer Simpson

domokunrox

Are they really playing in San Jose? I find it hard to believe.


domokunrox

Quote from: Buick on July 08, 2009, 04:31:12 PM
Quote from: domokunrox on July 08, 2009, 04:13:39 PM
Are they really playing in San Jose? I find it hard to believe.

Melvins - yes

clown - no

http://www.theblankclub.com/calendar.html

I know its confirmed, but I thought they hated playing in SJ.

Chief Ten Beers

 I wonder if they're gonna bring Walsby along to sling merch and draw/sell posters of Phil?

glen

Quote from: Chief Ten Beers on July 08, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
I wonder if they're gonna bring Walsby along to sling merch and draw/sell posters of Phil?

as I understand walsby is in.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
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Quote from: glen on July 08, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Chief Ten Beers on July 08, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
I wonder if they're gonna bring Walsby along to sling merch and draw/sell posters of Phil?

as I understand walsby is in.

you got connections.

Chief Ten Beers

Quote from: glen on July 08, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Chief Ten Beers on July 08, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
I wonder if they're gonna bring Walsby along to sling merch and draw/sell posters of Phil?

as I understand walsby is in.

If that's the case I'm saying NO WAY does he have the balls to draw a bunch of satirical, redneck heavy metal posters on this tour. It would be the funniest shit ever though.

Buick GN

Quote from: glen on July 08, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Chief Ten Beers on July 08, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
I wonder if they're gonna bring Walsby along to sling merch and draw/sell posters of Phil?

as I understand walsby is in.
Times must be lean.. stoop to accept payment and random tips from creepy fan$?

That's ashame.