"plans" for a melvins "book"

Started by zubata, February 01, 2010, 02:46:26 PM

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Chief Ten Beers

He should talk to Rollins/2.13.61. Henry doesn't really put out other people's books anymore(loses too much money), but I'd bet he would publish this.

TheSwingSet

That book would be full of golden tour stories.... man....
"SwingSet you look like a bunch of guys I know in Ireland.  It's a particular  look I can't describe.  A sort of don't fuck with me or I'll kill you look.
I mean all this in the nicest possible way of course"
--conj

dead mike

I wholly support this supposed endeavor, and I honestly hope it happens. I've often said he should have his own syndicated column. This would be the next-best thing, although I have to wonder exactly whom it was he was writing to and what they did to deserve it.
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

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PrickHonky

I would be very interested in a Melvins book, I just hope that Dale would be contributing a good amount of the material. I know it is Buzzo's band but Dale's been in the band damn near as long. Maybe I am wrong and this is going to be a collaborative effort between the two?
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Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

pinkyslim

Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?

bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: pinkyslim on February 02, 2010, 12:54:20 AM
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?
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Juan

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 02, 2010, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on February 02, 2010, 12:54:20 AM
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?



In a nut-shell.........what happened was.................one fateful night Kevin was whacked out of his brain and tried to hit on Mackie.

pinkyslim

Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on February 02, 2010, 04:14:33 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 02, 2010, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on February 02, 2010, 12:54:20 AM
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?



In a nut-shell.........what happened was.................one fateful night Kevin was whacked out of his brain and tried to hit on Mackie.
:wink:
just what he said.

Juan

Quote from: pinkyslim on February 02, 2010, 10:30:46 AM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on February 02, 2010, 04:14:33 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 02, 2010, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on February 02, 2010, 12:54:20 AM
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?



In a nut-shell.........what happened was.................one fateful night Kevin was whacked out of his brain and tried to hit on Mackie.
:wink:
just what he said.


The rest of the story is what legends are made of.......when Kevin did this......Mackie nailed him with a drop-kick followed by a text-book boston-crab......it was ugly.

black stallion

Quote from: PrickHonky on February 01, 2010, 08:00:27 PM
I know it is Buzzo's band
i  disagree on this,Melvins is King Buzzo+Dale Crover
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dead mike

Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

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