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"plans" for a melvins "book"
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:46:26 PM »
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2010, 04:54:47 PM »
He should talk to Rollins/2.13.61. Henry doesn't really put out other people's books anymore(loses too much money), but I'd bet he would publish this.

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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2010, 06:16:35 PM »
That book would be full of golden tour stories.... man....
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2010, 06:44:55 PM »
I wholly support this supposed endeavor, and I honestly hope it happens. I've often said he should have his own syndicated column. This would be the next-best thing, although I have to wonder exactly whom it was he was writing to and what they did to deserve it.
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2010, 07:00:27 PM »
I would be very interested in a Melvins book, I just hope that Dale would be contributing a good amount of the material. I know it is Buzzo's band but Dale's been in the band damn near as long. Maybe I am wrong and this is going to be a collaborative effort between the two?
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 11:54:20 PM »
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?

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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2010, 11:57:04 PM »
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2010, 03:14:33 AM »
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?



In a nut-shell.........what happened was.................one fateful night Kevin was whacked out of his brain and tried to hit on Mackie.

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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2010, 09:30:46 AM »
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?



In a nut-shell.........what happened was.................one fateful night Kevin was whacked out of his brain and tried to hit on Mackie.
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2010, 11:46:28 AM »
Will Buzz talk write about Kevin hitting' on Mackie while whacked out of his brain?
What??  What happened?



In a nut-shell.........what happened was.................one fateful night Kevin was whacked out of his brain and tried to hit on Mackie.
:wink:
just what he said.


The rest of the story is what legends are made of.......when Kevin did this......Mackie nailed him with a drop-kick followed by a text-book boston-crab......it was ugly.

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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2010, 11:55:39 AM »
I know it is Buzzo's band
i  disagree on this,Melvins is King Buzzo+Dale Crover
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2010, 08:43:19 PM »
I know it is Buzzo's band
i  disagree on this,Melvins is King Buzzo+Dale Crover
No, Melvins is GAY!
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 03:31:25 AM »
Melvins = Buzz + Dale + KEVIN!
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Re: "plans" for a melvins "book"
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 04:41:21 PM »
I'd read the shit out of that.