what i like about melvins is...

Started by lifer, May 25, 2010, 09:48:42 PM

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Dumpster D

this thread is starting to smell like Va-hee-na! 




dijk cheese

but they do care they really, really do.
i say i can't, but i really mean i won't.

Dumpster D

I thought this was the thread for who has got the most sand in their vaginas? :shock:

dijk cheese

Quote from: Dumpster D on June 17, 2010, 11:08:13 PM
I thought this was the thread for who has got the most sand in their vaginas? :shock:

i thought it was about giving lifer another chance to show what a dick he is.
i say i can't, but i really mean i won't.

Dumpster D

yeah well...I'd be pissed off too if courtney love was MY mother

anyway...I should start a thread about sucking the melvins dicks...i'd call it;

"what lifer1977 wants most in life"



3d-alex

Yesterday, as I was in a 7 hour drive home, I was listening to a lot of metal (as I've been lately): Slayer's "South of heaven", Anthrax's "Persistence of time", Black Sabbath's "The Dio Years" and almost at the end of my drive I played the "Neither here nor there" CD and when  "the fool, the meddling idiot" came on, it just struck me how the Melvins music is really different from all those bands, but it is equally (or more) heavy, aggressive and powerful. The structure of the song is like nothing those bands have ever done, but they use the same instruments (guitars, bass, drums, keyboards).

So I guess that's why I like the Melvins, because they are as heavy as other bands, but in a total different way. And also love their sene of humor in the artwork department....

Justafilthylurker

Quote from: SikkiNixx on June 29, 2010, 01:41:08 AM
they never will  give a fuck what you fanboy fucktard losers think


I think your trying to tell me something. Could you dumb it down a little? I'm not so bright.

BC


Stoom

They put the backs on the fronts and the fronts on the backs.

TheLegitMan93

Quote from: Stoom on July 23, 2010, 11:18:57 AM
They put the backs on the fronts and the fronts on the backs.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if they made people like that also?

Hoist That Rag

Quote from: TheLegitMan93 on July 23, 2010, 12:42:28 PM
Quote from: Stoom on July 23, 2010, 11:18:57 AM
They put the backs on the fronts and the fronts on the backs.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if they made people like that also?
Do you mean like our cocks dangling off the ends of our spines?
-plus if everything was reversed, wouldnt it be the same? Maybe we should let the taxidermist pick and choose...

dead mike

The melvins transcend genres, even as they invent them.
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

              - hemispheres

Ordinatic

Kind of relevant, not trying to spam:

twitter.com/themelvinsare

It pretty much describes why I love the Melvins.

Uncle Fester

this thread is a conversation between board members about why they like the melvins. its not titled "hey buzz and dale,here are a bunch of reasons we like your band!"


your like that guy at shows yelling and spilling beer on everyone going "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" every 10 seconds
and then wolf whistling any chance you get. 
fucking annoying. find a hobby besides being a troll.

Uncle Fester

lemmy ram an ass,
I only have one piece of advice.

Quote from: Uncle Fester on August 16, 2010, 05:32:10 PM
find a hobby besides being a troll.