what i like about melvins is...

[Uncle Fester]

Im the best because I poop 4 times a day.
anybody wanna top that?

You might wanna go see a doctor.

I went and he said I am one bad ass mofo. Dr. told me he only wishes he pooped as much as I do.

[Uncle Fester]

[glen]

they will never give a FUCK what any of you cybertroll asshats think!

wow.  you pretty much showed us.  I feel like a real loser now.

[norecess]

they will never give a FUCK what any of you cybertroll asshats think!

as long as you do, that's all that matters.

p.s. you seem like a really nice guy, welcome back!

[Greasy Statement]

what i like is that they're the furthest thing from death metal, tech metal, retro thrash, powerviolence or all that boring doom crap out there...

[DCGod]

Wait a minute......

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[Greasy Statement]

Wait a minute......

sorry, i went to a few metal blogs today and realized how much they make me shake my head...

[Uncle Fester]

[Uncle Fester]

felcher, i want nothing to do with your reemed out asshole. stop flattering yourself...
and melvins still don't give a FUCK what a cybertroll like you thinks...get over it.

why are you so angry lemmiwinks? that hug is still up for offer, dont be embarassed.

[Uncle Fester]

dont play these games lemmi. you're an angry boy.

[grays harbor mafia]

 FUCK MELVINS!!!

[TheLegitMan93]

We could have a raffle to see who gets to FUCK the Melvins??

[Uncle Fester]

felcher, nobody is interested in seeing your poopy butt anymore.  time to go have mommy change the diapee.
& melvins still don't give a FUCK what you think

my poopy butt?

[DCGod]

Wait a minute......

sorry, i went to a few metal blogs today and realized how much they make me shake my head...

Me saying: wait a minute... had nothing to do with your comments on different types of metal.  It was an attempt at light-hearted humor involving poop because, A- I sensed a certain amount of tension in this post and B- everyone else was talking poop so I had to get in on it.

[DCGod]

Last word.