I just had a revelation!

[DCGod]

I'd rather listen to the Melvins than have sex with someone who didn't like the Melvins.

So how's celibacy treating you?

BOOM!

[Mount Ambulance]

I'd rather listen to the Melvins than have while having sex with someone who didn't like the Melvins.

fixed

[DCGod]

Communal or with headphones?

[TheLegitMan93]

I'd rather listen to the Melvins than have sex with someone who didn't like the Melvins.

So how's celibacy treating you?

Good enough, thank you. Why fuck if all the fucks are totally fucked, fucker?

[Mount Ambulance]

Communal or with headphones?

Oh communal most definatly ... just to piss her off ... people fuck good and hard when their pissed off ... Though it would probably piss her off just as much if I wore headphones during the deed ... which would be funny too ...

[DCGod]

Hey we could start a whole new topic:  Which Melvins album that you like, but your partner does not is best to fuck to?

[DCGod]

Don't say Prick!

[Mount Ambulance]

Hey we could start a whole new topic:  Which Melvins album that you like, but your partner does not is best to fuck to?

Why Colossus Of Destiny of course !

[DCGod]

Perfect!

[Mount Ambulance]

Perfect!

Yup, the best part was when it kept repeating: "Stop Fucking Me. Your Giving Me A Headache!"

[black stallion]

all woman.

wow, a wet t-shirt and wet cutoff shorts? you're going to send poor black stallion over the edge!!

hot!can't wait for a melvins bikini pic

[Schnabster]

all woman.

wow, a wet t-shirt and wet cutoff shorts? you're going to send poor black stallion over the edge!!

hot!can't wait for a melvins bikini pic

I shall see what I can fix...

[jules]

all woman.

wow, a wet t-shirt and wet cutoff shorts? you're going to send poor black stallion over the edge!!

hot!can't wait for a melvins bikini pic

I shall see what I can fix...

PLEASE shave your chest first 

[black stallion]

all woman.

wow, a wet t-shirt and wet cutoff shorts? you're going to send poor black stallion over the edge!!

hot!can't wait for a melvins bikini pic

I shall see what I can fix...

[(the) Razor]

One day, a long, long, time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End