I just had a revelation!

[DCGod]

Everyone on this forum is male!  If  I'm wrong, prove it.  What is it about the Melvins that most females dislike? 

[anaconda]

there's tons of females:

Sweet Intuition
Cara
Pinkyslim
plucky
Burning Bride
Erin
Potemkin
Buttholeman

[jules]

 

[Schnabster]

Nope Conda, here it's just a whole lotta fat, hairy men, just the way Schnab likes it!

[DCGod]

Buttholeman is a girl! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

Hi DCGod!  I'm female, and I am very much in love with the Melvins.  I can also vouch for bHm, and confirm that he is in fact a man, and a very sexy one at that.

[DCGod]

Hi DCGod!  I'm female, and I am very much in love with the Melvins.  I can also vouch for bHm, and confirm that he is in fact a man, and a very sexy one at that.

I knew that were at least a few female Melvins fans.  Why would anaconda list Buttholeman as female?  I knew it couldn't be true or are you all fuckin' with me?  I see the Melvins/male dominated thing as much like Blue

[anaconda]

I was just messing with him, inside joke basically, because he's so hot and I want to give my melvins collection to him and I really love him.

[DCGod]

I was just messing with him, inside joke basically, based on his avatar

Oh yea, it is funny how when you see an image long enough it becomes true.  Just started wondering about Glen.

[pinkyslim]

all woman.

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[Mad Arab]

I'm black.

[anaconda]

all woman.

wow, a wet t-shirt and wet cutoff shorts? you're going to send poor black stallion over the edge!!

[TheLegitMan93]

I'd rather listen to the Melvins than have sex with someone who didn't like the Melvins.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

That's crazy talk.

[MrLuck87]

I'd rather listen to the Melvins than have sex with someone who didn't like the Melvins.

So how's celibacy treating you?