Buzz or Dale?

[(((O)))]

I be wondering lately which main Melvin i most respect, be it for musical purposes or plan badass-ery. Anyway i know its not cool to single out one of them at the expense of the other but heck thats what im gonna do. I would include Jared and Coady and past members too but i just wanna see what happens when its all about the big two. For me Dale is that little bit more cooler and awesome than Buzzo. I cant really explain why he just is. Buzzo shouldnt be the only King, we should have a King Dale also. So how bout you's? Dont go with any of that "oh i just cant choose" cop out s*** either or there'll be dreaded consequences in the form of 3am beatings while your tucked up 'safely' in bed!!!  Get clickin'.

[MrLuck87]

Buzz writes the songs and puts out those great interviews we all know and love; especially the classic vinney one where he explained how the dinosaurs became extinct.

[(the) Razor]

Probably the worst poll ever? 

[Schnabster]

Buzz.

[supernaut]

"You don't vote for kings!"

[TheSwingSet]

As a drummer, I'd have to say Dale. He's a fucking innovator of double bass and massive tom flams....

[TheLegitMan93]

I picked Buzz because spending your youth living around a bunch of podunks is bad enough -- only they didn't have the internet in the early '80s which made things much worse in some ways. Buzz wrote most of the Melvins songs (though Dale wrote some of my favorites by them). Buzz doesn't get to ride to fame by looking "sexy" by the mainstream's opinion... he's got a big silly afro! He practically invented several styles of music, is a hard worker, didn't get the cushion of being encouraged by his parents to pursue his musical career like Dale did, took Kurt Cobain to his first punk show, kept the band going even in their early years when most people hated them, survived a horrible tour but kept on going, did heroin and didn't get addicted, amazing songwriter, amazing lyricist, never sold out, has more of a spine than anybody here, totally picked himself up out of the shithole he grew up in and did something different with his life, and he's STILL DOING IT! But Dale is awesome, too.

[anaconda]

Buzz, since he started the band. Dale, cuz he turned 4/4 on it's head. Buzz, cuz he killed Kurt.  

[>>>JZS<<<]

 WTF ?  Put the crack pipe down motherfucker !


(Not You Conda)

[anaconda]

I knew.

[black stallion]

DALE FUCKIN CROVER

[the crybaby]

i vote for THE MELVINS!

[AxelFoley]

It's a hard decision. King Assram hisself or Bendover Crover? 

I think I'll go with Dale because he always shows what real passion is about.

[rictus]

Being unable to decide, I'd normally vote for the less-voted-for option in this situation, but alas, I have not voted and therefore cannot view the results.

You know, you can view the results without voting, just click on 'View Results'. 


I choose not to choose.

[(((O)))]

Probably the worst poll ever? 

You know what i actually agree with you. Its paradoxically both lame and interesting at the same time!