ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?

[TheLegitMan93]

1. We all know rock & roll is the devil's music and influenced by Stan.

2. This website: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/kurt_cobain.htm  talks about how satanic and demonically-inspired the music of Kurt Cobain was... so, being that Kurt Cobain was cocksuck #1 of MELVINS for a long time (sorry to kep brniging hime up), who knows how fucking satanic the true power of the Melvins could be? I mean, just look at King Buzzo's fucking hair -- that's the visual definition of sheer terror, right there. And those fucking riffs, how could they sound so gruesome and soul-stealing? If Elvis hasn't already stolen your soul thru rock & roll then the Melvins are sure to fucking do it!

So, ARE THEY? Are the Melvins literally the product of the devil himself? And if so then how?

JESUS IS LORD

[(PAUL)]

Who's Stan?

[TheLegitMan93]

THE DEVIL!!!!

SATANIC PUNK ROCK (Pt. 1)

[perzo)))]

theyre also white power nazis.

[TheLegitMan93]

As WITNESSED BY THE VERY MAIN PAGE OF THIS SITE CURRENTLY!! THIS IS BAD. 

[Uncle Fester]

bigfil?

[black stallion]

i think not

[Idlehanz]

any pics of the nazi demon skull?

[JUDY]

Who's Stan?

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

any pics of the nazi demon skull?

Song titles like Jew boy flower head and Let God be your gardener are all starting to make sense now!   

Oh and at the stake, is Buzz the re incarnation of a Witch?

I also heard that Crover wanted to call the song, At the Steak -House.  so who really knows.   

P.S.
That stan picture was pretty funny

[TheLegitMan93]

Yeah, just look at his fucking black robe he always wears now!



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Okay, so one of them has little dogs on it, but the resemblance is pretty clear.

I mean, if NIRVANA's of Satan, then how fucking evil must this be?

Melvins - Eye Flys

Oh, and let's just take a look at even MORE demonic Melvins song titleds:

At a Crawl (CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE LORD!)
BLOOD WITCH
Snake Appeal (THE DEVIL WAS A SNAKE)
Skin Horse (AN UNNATURAL ABOMINATION)
The Smiling Cobra (SMILING WITH GUILT FOR CAUSING THE FIRST SIN!!)
ANAL SATAN (SATAN OFTEN TARGETS NEW RECRUITS' ANAL REGIONS AND TAKES THEM FROM GOD VIA HOMOSEXULARITY)
IF I HAD AN EXORCISM (IF! Here King Buzzo admits he has NEVER had his foul demonic influences purged from his fl

[(PAUL)]

http://www.nirvanaclub.com/nfa/satan.html

[JUDY]

Hail!

[FartLips]

stan.

[TheLegitMan93]

YEAH, FUCK OF