The Melvan on Ebay

Started by Idlehanz, February 27, 2012, 12:34:39 AM

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perzo)))

Again,a gorgeous tragedy approaches,in the wake of those thought contained.But sonic reverberations shake the very marrow of the fragile chamber of mans lifeforce,and again the minions quiver in fear,as daylight fails to come,and Melvins walk the battlefield,bored and hungry...


Dumpster D

Indy's got a purty mouth.  :lol:

Is the museum at the bottom of the wishkah?


spunkmonkey


Dumpster D


Lurch

Quote from: )))((( on March 06, 2012, 01:53:09 PM
Sorry to come over all Indiana Jones here but the Melvan belongs in a museum!  :)
Im sure this guy would rather take the money. I would.

Lurch


FartLips

Judy is mad.🤣

JUDY

What would happen if you had sex in that thing? Would it break? Would you instantly become pregnant?
(Male or female)

FartLips

Quote from: JUDY on March 06, 2012, 09:40:29 PM
What would happen if you had sex in that thing? Would it break? Would you instantly become pregnant?
(Male or female)
wanna find out?




and not with me, judy! jeez, get yer mind out da gutta! i'm spoken for!
Judy is mad.🤣

JUDY


FartLips

Judy is mad.🤣

JUDY

Quote from: FartLips on March 06, 2012, 09:59:26 PM
Quote from: JUDY on March 06, 2012, 09:51:29 PM
:?
:P

Forgiven. This time....

It's up to 33.5K  :o

If someone on the board wins this I at the very least want to touch it...and stuff.

(PAUL)

By "and stuff" do you mean hump it like Dale's drumset?
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

JUDY

Lurkers and guests, that never happened  ... ^

Hey Paul - (Pee-Wee Herman voice) - that's for me to know and the van to find out. HA