Freak Puke Vinyl

[Hortense]

Dan you are a collector par excellence! 

Wish it was in my budget to pick up one of these weird picture records.  I like Mackie's stuff but I rather like the dark woman with the thatch of scarlet pubic hair in the icy river too.  And the one with the demonic Ganesha-on-PCP like elephant and the mask and the psychedelic hysteria is amazing to behold. 



These guys go all out. 

[cleveland rewind]

scarlet pubic hair

new favorite shit

[smokey]

I've ruined 2 marriages over Melvins records Smokey. Would I do it again?
Hell yes!!! Have you seen the Bulls and Bees Colors!?!?!?!?

Mmmm. The colors....
Fortunately my wife's pretty tolerant of this obsession.
Although I'm having a hell of a time coming up with a reason for why I have to go to Vegas next month to see theMelvins again. A month later. For the third time this year. Anyone help me out?
I'm thinking of trying the historical event route...

If you were a sports fan and had a favorite team, perhaps you might get season tickets. You would watch the same team play over and over during a 180 game season if you use Baseball as your example. 90 games at home. There my friend is your excuse. You only see the Melvins 4 times a year.

Grim, this plan is both brilliant and hilarious!
Much appreciated!
Let's see what happens...

[jonE5]

    Went on sale.. And Sold Out all while I was At Work 

     

[Dan_Halen]

For the record I would like to state that no actual marriages ended due to Melvins records.

[JUDY]

For the record I would like to state that no actual marriages ended due to Melvins records.

Yet....
You funny Dan Halen 

Ha! Sounds like a chickenshit loser anyways.

Yep. Not interested. Just thought it was funny enough to share.

After close at work last night, I faked a migraine and left the building ten minutes before the rest of the crew 

Now I just need a B&B's 10". Then I will be happy.

merch restock on the way to omaha

Have fun at the show, Brian! So nice of you to help restock 

[jules]

  Went on sale.. And Sold Out all while I was At Work 

     

What the hell you think sick days are for? 

[anaconda]

NOW SOLD OUT

[(the) flutter nuts]

When the amrep wooden E.R sets were going on sale i was at work i just told my my boss " Hey i gotta go home , theres a really limited melvins box coming out today and i need to be there to get it, so i'm going" he just gave me a really weird look and hesitated to say ok , but he did. i really didn't give him a choice.

[anaconda]

I just noticed this little detail in the merch pic:



Are they selling Venomous Concept patches???

[FartLips]

i only ruined one relationship so far

I heard a rumour that my roommates friend had a crush on me. He says he was going to ask me out, until he came over (to hang out with him) and saw my two headed doll. I guess that changed his mind.

that would close the deal for me!

[(PAUL)]

i only ruined one relationship so far

I heard a rumour that my roommates friend had a crush on me. He says he was going to ask me out, until he came over (to hang out with him) and saw my two headed doll. I guess that changed his mind.

that would close the deal for me!

Yeah I would have proposed right then.

[Dan_Halen]

Loon Versus the Revolution

Did anyone else cacth that in the description on the Shoxop site? Found it mildy amusing

[anaconda]

Ya, maybe it's an alternate take especially for the vinyl release!!!! or just a typo

[(the) flutter nuts]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Lite-Freak-Puke-Picture-Disc-LP-blind-random-vinyl-amrep-1983-bulls-bees-/170910503582?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item27cb0f529e