Melvins 2013 Tour Dates

[(the) flutter nuts]

Flights booked for Mezzago and Prague.

HOw many shows are you planing on seeing?

2 x Lite and 2 x Residency if I can get them.

Right on

[GrimReaper]

The underground nightclubs in Prague sound like fun.

[Schnabster]

Flights booked for Mezzago and Prague.

HOw many shows are you planing on seeing?

2 x Lite and 2 x Residency if I can get them.

I`m seriously considering Prague, but I will decide it spontaniously closer to the date, if no gigs comes to Scandalnavia, or London. We can meet, if so.

[Dumpster D]

Melvins Tour Europe, NEWSFLASH, apparently WW3 starts Earlier than Expected!

Yknow, I just Realized what the middle-east conflict is all about

The US gov.
refining Opium. into morphine, THEN into Heroin. Then letting the Chinease deal it for them, as an intermediary to conceal the source. Like money laundering. after all, you know who the next war is gonna be with, and WHERE more importantly.

Its about controlling the heroin Trade, then selling it off on the streets to kids like you.

then Once your hooked on Street smack, they ween you off by perscribing you their Legal perscription Oxies. and make a KILLING, LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.
one hand washes the other...or in this case, Jerk you off, backhanded style, I call it; THE STRANGER.

oh shit, THEYRE COMING FOR ME!

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

no one wants to WIN the war on Drugs. dont worry, Rehab centers are more than happy to take mommy and Daddys money, to fix up their number one and put him back into Circulation again. no one is gonna fix the REAL problem. doncha know. 



oh well, the western Civilazation SHALL FALL!  Hooray, Death to you! and to us all! yippie!

[black stallion]

YES!

[black stallion]

I'd swim to Berlin to hear Dale and Coady belt out COW.

[(((O)))]

One thing i must say about the Melvins endless touring (also board members whereabouts) is that it is really helping me to improve my geography knowledge. I've always been fairly decent on the locations of countries but never American States. I never used to have a clue but given a few more years on here i'll be a USA expert! 

[jules]

I`m seriously considering Prague, but I will decide it spontaniously closer to the date, if no gigs comes to Scandalnavia, or London. We can meet, if so.

There'll be no hotels available closer to the date. It's May Day week, don't forget.

[jules]

Melvins Lite
April 23, 2013 - Tourcoing, France - Le Grand Mix
April 24, 2013 - Brussels, Belgium - De Vaartkapoen
April 25, 2013 - Haarlem, The Netherlands - Patronaat
April 26, 2013 - Cologne/Köln, Germany - Bürgerhaus Stollwerck
April 27, 2013 - Esch-sur-Alzette, Luxembourg - Kulturfabrik
April 28, 2013 - Schorndorf, Germany - Manufaktur
April 29, 2013 - Geneva, Switzerland - l'Usine PTR
April 30, 2013 - Livorno, Italy - The Cage Theatre
May 01, 2013 - Mezzago, Italy - Bloom
May 02, 2013 - Munich, Germany - Hansa 39
May 03, 2013 - Prague, Czech Republic - Matrix Klub
May 04, 2013 - Wroclaw, Poland - Asymmetry Festival
May 05, 2013 - Leipzig, Germany - UT Connewitz

Melvins Heavy
Tue 7 May - Berlin, Germany - Festsaal Kreuzberg - Day 1 - Melvins play Lysol, Eggnog and Houdini
Wed 8 May - Berlin, Germany - Festsaal Kreuzberg - Day 2 - Melvins play Bullhead and Stoner Witch
Fri 10 May - Paris, France - Le Trabendo - Day 1
Sat 11 May - Paris, France - Le Trabendo - Day 2
Mon 13 May - Vienna, Austria - Arena - Day 1 
Tue 14 May - Vienna, Austria - Arena - Day 2

[buddy holiday]

with that the lite part looks pretty complete...

[Oscar]

Thu 16 May Zürich, Switzerland Day 1
Fri  17 May  Zürich, Switzerland Day 2

Sun 19 May London, UK Day 1
Mon 20 May London, UK Day 2

Venues unknown

[jules]

Good, that's the Residency complete. I'm guessing Rote Fabrik in Zurich and hoping for The Garage in London. Love that venue.

[Oscar]

My thoughts exactly. The garage would be perfect.

[buddy holiday]

I'm guessing Rote Fabrik in Zurich...

they always played rote fabrik in zürich during the last 20 years so i would bet on it.
i am very happy though that i booked berlin because i will be on holiday during the zurich shows.

so that makes for me "lite" in geneva and "residency" in berlin.

[jules]

I'm guessing Rote Fabrik in Zurich...

they always played rote fabrik in zürich during the last 20 years so i would bet on it.
i am very happy though that i booked berlin because i will be on holiday during the zurich shows.

so that makes for me "lite" in geneva and "residency" in berlin.

I think you should be banned from taking holidays during a Melvins tour unless it's to see the Melvins.