Melvins Revolve website is down commence conspiracy theories......

[ZILLA]

Now!

[Idlehanz]

Now!

It's likely just being worked on.

[JUDY]

I suggest this has something to do with the apocalyptic dream I had last night. It started to rain blood, and asteroids.

But I'm willing to bet that the server just went down.

Get with it, go daddy! Zilla needs to order stuff NOW!!

[jules]

Try this URL:

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

[ZILLA]

Try this URL:

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

That URL did work, I wasn't buying anything just check there a lot to see if they add things there unannounced like Haze does sometimes.

[jules]

Try this URL:

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

That URL did work, I wasn't buying anything just check there a lot to see if they add things there unannounced like Haze does sometimes.

Roger. Also there's a mailing list you can subscribe to so you'll be the first to know when stuff goes up!

[meezer]

Try this URL:

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

That URL did work, I wasn't buying anything just check there a lot to see if they add things there unannounced like Haze does sometimes.

Roger. Also there's a mailing list you can subscribe to so you'll be the first to know when stuff goes up!

Roger. What's your clearance, Clarence?

[jules]

Try this URL:

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

That URL did work, I wasn't buying anything just check there a lot to see if they add things there unannounced like Haze does sometimes.

Roger. Also there's a mailing list you can subscribe to so you'll be the first to know when stuff goes up!

Roger. What's your clearance, Clarence?

I'm in an Andover on a hand-over from Dover, over.

[LuckMach3]

Now!

It's likely just being worked on.

Bullshit.  It's lizard people.

[meezer]

Try this URL:

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

That URL did work, I wasn't buying anything just check there a lot to see if they add things there unannounced like Haze does sometimes.

Roger. Also there's a mailing list you can subscribe to so you'll be the first to know when stuff goes up!

Roger. What's your clearance, Clarence?

I'm in an Andover on a hand-over from Dover, over.

Roger. Victor?

[meezer]

It's a thinly veiled attempt by our facist communist socialist government to limit the amount of money (the)melvins are allowed to obtain by means of the free market thus limiting their exercise of free speech and our right of free expression thus slowly changing perception of what free will is or should be as mandated by order of alien life forms who have working agreements with the Bilderberg's to implement the new world order.

Fuckin' Obama.

What DAYSTAR said!

[Captain CoryCory]

I blame Dave Grohl. And Jesus.

[JUDY]

 

[ZILLA]

It's a thinly veiled attempt by our facist communist socialist government to limit the amount of money (the)melvins are allowed to obtain by means of the free market thus limiting their exercise of free speech and our right of free expression thus slowly changing perception of what free will is or should be as mandated by order of alien life forms who have working agreements with the Bilderberg's to implement the new world order.

Fuckin' Obama.

This is what I was looking for thank you.