Buzzo Tour Diary

[John Schuller]

I tried to hang with the KISS forum - but man what a bunch of fucking morons over there. Makes me embarrassed to be a KISS fan.

[meezer]

I tried to hang with the KISS forum - but man what a bunch of fucking morons over there. Makes me embarrassed to be a KISS fan.

You did an admirable job, but you're only going to get so far, over there. Reminds me of a great saying that came to my attention, recently: don't over-think the room. In other words, if you're dealing with meatheads, don't give them too much credit. Speak in short sentences, with short words, and if they don't grasp what you're talking about, then cut your losses.

[FartLips]

I tried to hang with the KISS forum - but man what a bunch of fucking morons over there. Makes me embarrassed to be a KISS fan.

You did an admirable job, but you're only going to get so far, over there. Reminds me of a great saying that came to my attention, recently: don't over-think the room. In other words, if you're dealing with meatheads, don't give them to much credit. Speak in short sentences, with short words, and if they don't grasp what you're talking about, then cut your losses.

sounds like ecumenical.

[I Smashed Your Phone]

I tried to hang with the KISS forum - but man what a bunch of fucking morons over there. Makes me embarrassed to be a KISS fan.

You did an admirable job, but you're only going to get so far, over there. Reminds me of a great saying that came to my attention, recently: don't over-think the room. In other words, if you're dealing with meatheads, don't give them to much credit. Speak in short sentences, with short words, and if they don't grasp what you're talking about, then cut your losses.

sounds like ecumenical.

I'll second that, hell, the whole forum for that matter.

[John Schuller]

I tried to hang with the KISS forum - but man what a bunch of fucking morons over there. Makes me embarrassed to be a KISS fan.

You did an admirable job, but you're only going to get so far, over there. Reminds me of a great saying that came to my attention, recently: don't over-think the room. In other words, if you're dealing with meatheads, don't give them to much credit. Speak in short sentences, with short words, and if they don't grasp what you're talking about, then cut your losses.

I like this idea.

[John Schuller]

Gene Simmons Tweeted Buzz's tour diary today. 

[meezer]

Gene Simmons Tweeted Buzz's tour diary today. 

JUSTICE!!!

[GrimReaper]

Gene Simmons Tweeted Buzz's tour diary today. 

What did he Tweet?

[Dumpster D]

Im guessing he tweeted the link to Buzzos tour diary where Buzz calls Genes fans a bunch of retards and He agrees with Buzz, haw haw!!! 

[meezer]

Gene Simmons Tweeted Buzz's tour diary today. 

What did he Tweet?

Melvins' King Buzzo Fires Back at 'A–hole Kiss Know-It-Alls'
by Jeff Giles July 11, 2014 12:32 PM
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As anyone who's ever been in the band has quickly discovered, the world of Kiss is not for the faint of heart. It's a good thing, then, that Melvins frontman King Buzzo has just the sort of hardy constitution required to withstand the flames of internet rage unleashed by his recent comments regarding the ever-contentious absence of original members Ace Frehley and Peter Criss from the current lineup.
Buzzo, a devout Kiss fan, referred during a recent interview to Frehley and Criss as "f–ed-up alcoholic junkie guys" who'd cost themselves their own place in Kisstory. Unsurprisingly, his comments generated a fair amount of backlash among those who feel the duo should still be in the band. And although Buzzo made it clear he'd only said what he said because the interviewer asked him what he thought, he isn't backing down.
"Are Kiss fans really stupid enough believe those two never got loaded?" he asked during a tour diary post published between recent shows. "I mean, in two seconds of an internet search I'd found Gene [Simmons] on YouTube talking all about the two of them getting f—ed up all through the Kiss golden years and in fact he even talks about those guys not even playing on tracks of albums like 'Destroyer' because of their f—ed up behavior. In order to get the job done, the sober members of Kiss were FORCED to hire studio hacks... In the '70s."
Furthermore, added Buzzo, all the Kiss fans throwing insults about his appearance should remember that the band they're defending spent years hiding their own faces from public view. "The most hilarious part is they also, in their posts go on and on and ON about how I look! Apparently I'm a fat, stupid, Side Show Bob looking freak that none of them have ever heard of who has no right to talk s— about Ace and Peter," he shrugged. "Ace and Peter, two grown men who made a fortune wearing Kabuki make up as a result of being even uglier than I am. You know why they wore make up? Because they needed it! Obviously without make up those two wouldn't have made s—."
The moral of the story? "For the record, you Kiss fan f—heads who are giving ME s— for saying as it turns out, the exact same thing as Gene can KISS my ass! Haven't any of you a–hole Kiss know-it-alls looked into this or do you just not believe Gene?"


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[Idlehanz]

Part 3

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/buzz-osborne-tour-diary-part-three

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Part 3

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/buzz-osborne-tour-diary-part-three

Wow, I didn't know Ted went to Vietnam.

Pinkus and his banjo are going to play on the upcoming Texas dates.

[Chief Ten Beers]

Oh, so that's what went down in Syracuse last year . I remember being in line early, cops questioning a few people in line, and a chopper flying overhead. There were rumors, but wasn't sure what to believe. Weird, cuz that's not a horrible neighborhood, just a random dumb-ass kid with a fake gun causing problems.

[Dumpster D]

Love how he calls out the *new* hippies to start their own thing.

So true.

[brian]

Part 3

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/buzz-osborne-tour-diary-part-three

Noisey fucked up the URLS... Technically this one is part 3: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/buzz-osbornes-tour-diary-part-three and this one is part 4: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/buzz-osborne-tour-diary-part-three