Melvins 2016 Tour dates

[Dumpster D]

This is now Nearing the 24 hour time limit to the show, and according to the Ticket place Im dealing with, they gave me a promise and Garaounteed me that I am getting these tickets over the phone three times! more including the E-mail confirming my order...meanwhile they are only an intermediary and cannot disclose who actually HAS the tickets Ive paid for.

I was suspicious about this whole fucked up situation straight from the get-go of course...and now this totally confirms what my gut is saying.

this afternoon after The tickets didnt show up in my E-mail inbox Like the guy PROMISED after waiting another 48 hours! So I wake up and get on the phone again...the Girl is Telling me she messaged and called the actual Ticket holder..and THEN for the first time Im hearing:  if I dont get my Ticket I get a refund....ok...that doesnt really fucking help me out in any way shape or form...Its too late to buy tickets at any price now that I have waited patiently and played by their rules fair and square.

I KNOW the reality is that I wont be getting my ticket in time, probably not at all.

Since I bought these Virtual meta-physical E-tickets about a month ago and they have not been delivered this changes the whole plan. I am possibly going to head to see the show tomorrow via the Train, and arrive at Union, and immediately head to the venue Via Street Car, thereafter I will be walking around the venue with over $100+ Cash for anyone who has an extra ticket, or Whoever is willing to sell me theirs and then give me their spot in line etc.

This is Just RUINING the whole experience so far, the excitement and Enjoyment of it all is Just flushed right out of it.

I swear To GOD the guy with my Tickets better have been flattened by a BUS or something!!!

Im not missing this show until its over, and Im in tears stuck in the middle of downtown on a tuesday night by myself, even then.

ITS NOT FAIR MAN!!! 

[GrimReaper]

DD everything is going to work out.

[GrimReaper]

Keep in mind is that Melt Banana will start 1 hour after doors open and play about a 22 minute set. If you want to see them plan accordingly.

[Dumpster D]

I Just spoke with the Opera house, who told me to speak with the event promoter who I messaged Just now Via their Facebook. (inertia entertainment)

What I am now under the impression is that the Ticketnetwork.com people told me the guy who has my supposed Tickets told them the Opera house itself hasnt yet released the tickets to him, so he cant send the tickets to Ticketnetwork who cant send them to me.

The Lady at the Opera house thinks I have been scammed and told me to get in touch with my credit card company etc. as she said she has not even heard of Ticketnetwork.com before and they deal exclusively with Ticketfly.com

We have Just lost cabin PRessure.

[FartLips]

Crash and burn. Know your stuff people.

[Dumpster D]

Anyone else wanna Kick me while Im down?

[Dumpster D]

Ive been on the phone now for over 2 hours and counting.

[Dumpster D]

PM to Flutter nut and anyone who is going to be at the Toronto Show:

So I booked a Room at the Econo Lodge and Suites Inn for tomorrow night, This is located pretty much at Gerrard st. and Jarvis. If you or any of your friends wanna Crash or Party after the show, be my guest.

I still have no ticket, and dont fucking care prettymuch, I am going to SEE this show.

My Train will arrive at Union by around 3 or 4 PM tomorrow, then I check in and then head to the Venue to try and bum a ticket somehow.

Ok peace

[Dumpster D]

 I am Cross at myself. Its my own fault, we all know that.

Just been on the phone again, these people are getting tired of me after calling at least Seven times in the last 8 hours I have been calling since 3PM this afternoon, It is now midnight...Im betting YOU are tired of hearing about it by now!  Im starting to get pretty Jaded.  This ticket racket is hiding behind blatantly Dishonest claims for the last month in regards to the whereabouts of a pair of Clearly NON-EXISTING tickets I have paid for already, the one thing which has been keeping this transaction alive and kicking as opposed to me going and looking for another Ticket source in the meantime, we are at T-minus Bullshit and counting down.  So its like, I am trying to be civil, diplomatic and understanding and reasonable about this which is tricky one way or the other as I am now walking a line between despair and resentment and anger.

they need to be straight up and get behind the Truth and Just SAY IT!!!

YOU WONT GET YOUR TICKET, FORGET IT! HERE IS A REFUND! Straight up. Dont string me on...dont lead me on...that is what Ex Girlfriends do...or did.

What I am to understand is that I will have to phone around 9AM tomorrow morning to find out what I already know...the Ticket holder or *Broker* has stiffed me for all Im worth, whoever they may be...they can Kiss my ass. I will be *Hopefully* getting a full Refund for my purchases and have to paddle my way up this Creek for the rest of the Day. Train is booked, Hotel booked...With a bit of luck I will find a scalper or some kind of good fortune with the ONE HOUR!!!! MAYBE...MAAAAYBE IF I REALLY HUSTLE UP AND MOVE MY ASS to get to this venue on time LIKE I MEAN IT! there might be an hour I might be able to squeeze in before the Doors open and the herd leaves me behind to try and yoink a stub.

Another THING: I know I wont be the only one who needs a ticket...so I gotta fight tooth and nail and BE THERE EARLY!!! and counter with some High-ball offers if need be, this trip is already costing me enough in terms of monetary expenses, whats a few dollars more for the bottom line.

In this Type of situation a *Guarantee* actually means a *MAYBE!* 

maybe I might get my tickets by tomorrow 9AM, but we all know that aint gonna happen.

Like the fuck am I supposed to do, Sit down the street from the venue with a laptop waiting for an E-mail five minutes before Showtime! Where AM I SUPPOSED TO PRINT THE FUCKING TIX!!!???

The whole thing man...sucks.

Something tells me its going to be pouring Rain, cows here were all lying down today and its spitting a little outside.

Let there be Rock so help me. do your worst! I am not missing...this...show.

[anaconda]

you should get there as early as possible and slide up to the tour bus. sweet-talk walsby or cliff and
slip one of them your hundred bucks to let you go in with them like you're part of the crew. just a thought...

[Dumpster D]

 was thinking the same, I wonder if Cliff will even remember me from when I gave them some  last time they were breaking down after the show.

I do have a biker Jacket that says MELVINS on it real big with the Mans ruin logo and EVERYTHING to look totally like a legit Roadie. 

I did talk to Walsby last year before the show outside while he was hacking a butt.

I would give more than a hundred bucks to anyone who could do that, I would swallow and keep it down smiling.

Hope someone has mercy on me.

[FartLips]

This is the best to be on for help. Buzz once offered me a free pass to a show in New Orleans but I had to work. It's all about who you know. This is where some heavy banning fingers can bang on some digits. Good luck.

[Dumpster D]

 I would treat the whole entourage to a five course dinner at Buca Restaurant if they snuck me back in to see the show for my stash of Cash plus some grass. I am packing for the show Just now to keep myself moving so I dont get upset about these Tickets I bought but did not receive. I keep feeling like I got punched in the gut.

http://www.buca.ca/bar/files/buca_sample_menu.pdf

They do some next level culinary masterpieces.

[Dumpster D]

Do you think It would be a good idea to PM Brian W. Via Facebook and ask him personally about my Situation??? 

[BERZERKER]

DD,  this will end good, guaranteed, but you will have to make an effort and you are.