Melvins 2016 Tour dates

[Jozzy]

Big Biz at least?

[Jozzy]

Bigfil is gonna be doing Jager bombs like a sorority girl. 

[glen]

The least you could do would be buy me a ticket.

DONE. I'LL MAIL IT AROUND JULY 31ST. JUST WAIT FOR IT. TRUST ME.

I'm assuming you remembered its a +1.

[JUDY]

Doesn't Big Biz have an album coming out soon? Them opening up would be sweet...

I really don't give a shit about the Reverend Horton Heat.

I want to see another BIZ MELVINS gig. I miss that. Saw RHH open (can't remember for who - Clutch, or HANK III, maybe) didn't think much of it but it doesn't really matter because, well, MELVINS.

The least you could do would be buy me a ticket.

DONE. I'LL MAIL IT AROUND JULY 31ST. JUST WAIT FOR IT. TRUST ME.

Why are you always yelling?

[black stallion]

Doesn't Big Biz have an album coming out soon? Them opening up would be sweet...

just opening though

[Jozzy]

As much I like the Big Melvins combo, I definitely prefer the lineup the way it is right now. So yeah, I would like to just see them as the openers right now.

[The Minneapolis Kid]

No Minneapolis date? Da fuq (as the kids say).

Highly doubt that. There's a two day gap in between ND and WI. I have a feeling.... a super strong feeling.

Have you been privy to some secret info, Judy?

I've heard whispers 



I'll probably go to one of the Iowa gigs

Yup. Perfect timing for a Bash.

[joelk]

Except I'm pretty sure those Bashes happen on weekends and that weekend is booked for that Eau Calires Bon Iver thingy-dingy. Maybe an evening show in the grumpy's parking lot? Just a guess.

[bigfil38]

I'm sure they'll get a solid opener for the most part. Is Le Butcherettes or Weedeater free around that time?

IF THEY GET WEEDEATER I'LL PROBABLY GET BLACKOUT WASTED THAT NIGHT.

as much as I hate to say it I do not believe I will be seeing bigfilmckraken38 get blackout wasted that night.    ain't gonna be no weedeater.

I HEAR YA BROTHER!

[bigfil38]

The least you could do would be buy me a ticket.

DONE. I'LL MAIL IT AROUND JULY 31ST. JUST WAIT FOR IT. TRUST ME.

I'm assuming you remembered its a +1.

I'M YOUR +1 GOOD LOOKIN'.   AND I PITCH.  THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL.

[bigfil38]

The least you could do would be buy me a ticket.

DONE. I'LL MAIL IT AROUND JULY 31ST. JUST WAIT FOR IT. TRUST ME.

Why are you always yelling?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[(PAUL)]

I just assume he's talking in a deep smooth baritone.

[bigfil38]

I just assume he's talking in a deep smooth baritone.

I'M THE BARRY WHITE OF THE MELVINS BOARD.

[GiveMe45]

Except I'm pretty sure those Bashes happen on weekends and that weekend is booked for that Eau Calires Bon Iver thingy-dingy. Maybe an evening show in the grumpy's parking lot? Just a guess.

Bash would have been announced a long time ago.  It seems to be an every couple years thing so likely next year would be soonest....

[Chief Ten Beers]

 Holy shit yeah . Iron Works, great club right next door to the Sabres arena. Was only there once, saw Mike Dillon Band w/ Claude Coleman drumming there last fall. So glad this is the night before Claypool-Lennon Delirium @ Canalside.
I hope that Indian Handcrafts get the opening slot, or if not the whole tour they make the trip over the border and open in Buffalo.
Gay Witch Abortion would be awesome too, haven't seen them since fall '12 opening for the Biz here.