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dead mike

Quote from: amazonAMAZON on March 18, 2023, 09:40:31 PM
I'm really curious if the King Dunn tracks are part of an album or will remain canonically EPs
Officially they're part of the MCU.

The Melvins Cinematic Universe.
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Quote from: dead mike on March 19, 2023, 01:38:08 PM
Quote from: amazonAMAZON on March 18, 2023, 09:40:31 PM
I'm really curious if the King Dunn tracks are part of an album or will remain canonically EPs
Officially they're part of the MCU.

The Melvins Cinematic Universe.

I liked that one where Lori Black said "it's blackin time" and proceeded to black everyone. One of the Melvins bassists of all time.

amazonAMAZON

Fans took to Twitter to decry the direction that Steven has taken in Melvins Bassist as it veered drastically from the bassist in phase 2-4 and more importantly from the bassist in the comics

A handful of supporters spoke up to defend Steven's costume as it is consistent with the Melvins Army version of the much beloved  bass player.

While Steven was the target of continued hate for such ludicrous claims as "incorrect hair," "wrong voice," and "weird stage motions," suerfan @HagMe1993 pointed out that any issues with Steven should be directed at MCU head honcho King Buzzo as the principle architect of MCU Phase 5.

Despite a slate of releases teased and hinted, only four Phase 5 projects have sent the light of day. A Walk with Love and Death was a polarizing but bold entry. Working With God seemed to eschew Steven altogether and had fans further divided not on the release itself but some tracks therein.

Five Legged Dog while brilliantly executed suffered from a running time that left many fans unable to complete it in one sitting and mostly relied on rehashing favorite moments.

Bad Mood Rising saw Steven get his comeuppance with the MCU returning to form and delivering both what the fans wanted and what the didn't expect. But the question remains, is this a fluke? Are fans going to turn on Buzzos and co. again with the next release?

dead mike

Speaking of toxic fandom, I had no idea Meg White Twitter was a thing.
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the bloat

QuoteBad Mood Rising saw Steven get his comeuppance with the MCU returning to form and delivering both what the fans wanted and what the didn't expect.

I don't know what comeuppance means, but I agree with this and think the tracks on BMR are far superior to anything on love and death, so hopefully Melvins keep going that route.

I appreciate the sound collages of Love and think they add an interesting flavor to their catalog. I liked Working With God a lot. Five Legged Dog was the most creative retrospective that has ever existed

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Quote from: dead mike on March 19, 2023, 09:03:55 PM
Speaking of toxic fandom, I had no idea Meg White Twitter was a thing.

I can see this go so many ways and none of them are good.

amazonAMAZON

Questlove and JW stood up for Meg White. Homeboy deleted his tweet and apologized. Hopefully it doesn't drag on

dead mike

You guys. Tom Morello says we should all take this a little more seriously, hmmkay?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp6nBh9Li6T/

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Quote from: dead mike on March 20, 2023, 01:19:15 PM
You guys. Tom Morello says we should all take this a little more seriously, hmmkay?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp6nBh9Li6T/

In all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

Meg White gets bonus points for being super chill and mostly minding her own business in life too.

the bloat

QuoteIn all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

I'm not taking the bait  =; =; =;

el gep

Quote from: the bloat on March 20, 2023, 08:15:13 PM
QuoteIn all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

I'm not taking the bait  =; =; =;

It's hard to not button the hardest button.

dead mike

Quote from: el gep on March 21, 2023, 09:59:16 AM
Quote from: the bloat on March 20, 2023, 08:15:13 PM
QuoteIn all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

I'm not taking the bait  =; =; =;

It's hard to not button the hardest button.
Counterpoint: There's no home here for those who do.
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

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el gep