Ever have a Melvins dream?

[jules]

what a weird dream

The REALLY weird ones are the ones with Schnabster in them, believe me!

[black stallion]

what a weird dream

The REALLY weird ones are the ones with Schnabster in them, believe me!

erotic dream?

[Schnabster]

what a weird dream

The REALLY weird ones are the ones with Schnabster in them, believe me!

erotic dream?

What? Dale makin luvv to Schnabster?

[jules]

erotic dream?

I KNEW you were gonna ask that! 

No. Far from erotic.

[(PAUL)]

Probably very hairy.

[(((O)))]

Had a brief dream last night that Buzzo started a side project with Aaron Turner (ex-ISIS) and interviewers kept asking them both about nothing else but their hair. 

[Illusionator]

Met Dale, he'd just had his cheek pierced. He asked me to suck the blood out.

I did. I woke up, confused (but not that way)

This was a dream btw, last night (sorry Dale if you're lurking)

[(((O)))]

This morning i woke from the imagination of Buzz and Dale both attending an award ceremony honouring the band. An on stage announcer said they couldn't attend as suddenly in crept Buzz and Dale from a back door sneaking down past the seated guests near to the front. One very smart looking business type guy got up out of his seat to go out and Buzz accidentilly tripped the guy over onto the floor. Buzzo apologised and by now the whole attending crowd knew they were there and burst into cheers and claps. Strange. 



That's the third Melvins dream i've had now and one of the others involved an awards show too. What does that say about my subconcious i wonder? 

[jules]

Last night dreamed I was walking past Hove Town Hall a few hours before a Melvins gig there, and leaning against a wall with some travel plans and maps spread out in front of him was Dale. I inroduced myself. He said he's kind of heard of me from the BBS, and aren't I the guy who's just celebrated his 50th birthday? I told him I was ages away from my 50th, and he said Haze had told him I was 50 but it must have been a wind-up.

We hung around, chatting about not much at all, and finally got on a bus to take us to the dressing room. As we pulled away from the Town Hall, the prototype Fairey Delta 2 (see photo) taxies out of Tisbury Road and turned left onto Church Road. We thought it odd that an experimental supersonic research aircraft from the 50s should be driving down the road, but I told him that as there was an aircraft museum nearby, it was probably going there. Dale said he's always been an aviation buff which gave us something else to talk about. We drove right next to Coventry airport and talked about the aircraft we could see.

We got to the dressing rooms after a 15 minute bus journey and sat down with the other tour people. One was a middle aged American woman who was obsessively looking for a napkin. I asked Dale about the 50 states in 50 days tour, he said he was really looking forward to that, that was something he's always wanted to do. I asked him why there hadn't been a competition to plan the 50-day tour on the BBS, the winner being the person who could get gigs in every state using the least mileage. He replied that it would have been ridiculous!

It was all very laid back and relaxing. I had to go home and get some dinner before the gig, so we said, "See ya later."

A Fairey Delta 2:

[jules]

Hmmm, 8 months since the last one.

Last night I dreamed I was in the park close to the place I grew up in, and someone had organised a Melvins Record Fair, out in the open and lasting just the weekend. Melvins swag only.

It was a very small affair, maybe four or five 'stalls' in the middle of the park in amongst the trees, laid out haphazardly, one or two inside a tent in case it rained.

It was a surprise to see and I got quite excited walking towards the tables which had loads of boxes of records on them, supposedly all Melvins-related. As I got closer I realised it was after 6pm and most of the stalls were closed for the evening, not to open until the morning, so I had to make do with the one or two that were open.

Disappointingly, it wasn't Melvins-ONLY, and I had to wade through a load of other crap before I found any decent Melvins-related stuff. It was great to be able to walk round the park where I played as a kid, looking through all this shit, though. Some of the tables still had boxes of records on them even though the stallholders had gone away for the evening. There was a massive amount of trust about the place.

[Braykfast]

I was playing weird sounds on various instruments and couldn't get the wiring right, which started to upset the band, until I started playing a massive riff, unto which I woke up.

The venue was a weird garage/ outside back stage at dusk. I believe it was just Dale and Buzz.

My family and friends cheered me on.

[M i C H e L L e]

Dreamt I had a Melvins' Christmas last night.  There was a big snowstorm, and somehow Buzz and Dale needed a place to stay, so obviously they called me up and came over.  Irezumi was there also, and I was showing them my "Collection".  Buzz was unimpressed, until I showed him a poster I had of him lying naked on a bearskin rug.  I asked him if he could sign his ass on the poster.  He got a big grin on his face and proceeded to sign it.  Shortly after that I woke up.

[Dumpster D]

 

[meezer]

  5w33t owns this thread! I don't think I've ever had a Melvins dream. But that's probably a good thing, because Buzz is the kind of person who eats a sheeple like me for breakfast! I probably will start having the Melvins dreams, when I travel to my first Melvins-related show outside of my hometown. 

[Bro Hammer]

The Melvins have always been a constant in my dreams. Like forever now. They're never part of the main dream but I'll always be at some weird show that they end up being at or I'm walking down the street and I see that they're playing somewhere and I forgot to by tickets. The worst are the ones where I see REALLY fucking cool t shirts that will never exist.