Ever have a Melvins dream?

[(((O)))]

Had my first Melvin dream last night! Yep, basically i was watching some award show on tv with that Greg guy from Red Eye as the host. At the end of the show there was a life time achievement award to the band and some winners type music played in the vast hall as the camera panned to see Dale in the audience. As everyone heartily clapped, Dale stood up and was wearing the current stage gear with furry shoulders and an additional bridal type light brown trail behind him. He walked up a ramp to the stage and he unfassened the trail bit which the camera noted had some writing on it. Next the same happened with Buzz. He got out of the audience took off his shirt and put on a special mumu that also had a bridal type trail. Just as Dale had done, Buzz also walked up the ramp and released his trail and the two trails made up some word or phrase which i dont remember lay there on the stage ramp. He joined Dale and the BB lads all ready set to perform. The layout was weird tho cos instead of how the band usually set up it was arranged going from left to right so that Coady was first then Buzz sat next to him, then Dale then Jared also sat. The whole band was sat in some strange metal construction that went around them and over their heads a bit like a Bozzio kit or something. I thought to myself that this could have been the kit that Dale was having designed by The Electrical Guitar Company. The band then kicked into gear, Dale and Coady going crazy and they started a song. I havent a clue which one it was tho and i was sat at home watching this award show thinking this is the greatest awards clip i've ever seen. The end.

[Живојиновић]

I dreamt once that they opened for Rush and that I ran lights and Billy Anderson did FOH and that Buzz and I sat down front at their soundcheck and eyeballed 'em
and learned firsthand from their bassist that their drummer's name is pronounced peert and not purt and Mark and I stood right under Lerxst as he played their set for over an hour and drank cervazas

[Idlehanz]

I dreamt once that they opened for Rush and that I ran lights and Billy Anderson did FOH and that Buzz and I sat down front at their soundcheck and eyeballed 'em
and learned firsthand from their bassist that their drummer's name is pronounced peert and not purt and Mark and I stood right under Lerxst as he played their set for over an hour and drank cervazas

Winner.

[Shatz]

Now this is getting a little creepy. The second band dream in a two night row.
The Melvins were preparing for a gig in town, when they realized that the place was not really packed, maybe 20 attenders. To deal with the situation, they thought it would be wise to switch to a more intimate venue. So Buzzo got off the stage and went to call another place, to see if it was available last minute. But before he told me to watch out for the gear, so that nothing happens. And guess what, some thieving lady took a device that seemed important for the performance. When being confronted she made up excuses, but ultimately handed it back. I saved the day. Next thing you know, the Melvins got back on stage (due to unavailability of the other spot) and played a monster show.
Now I wonder what's up next night.

[(((O)))]

And guess what, some thieving lady took a device that seemed important for the performance. When being confronted she made up excuses,

Did she happen to mention that she intended to sell it on ebay?  

[Shatz]

No, she said she had some (mental?) health problems and needed it for them.
But who knows what her real intentions were... I wouldn't trust anyone who steals from the Melvins and risks spoiling the fun of other fans for her own greedy needs.

[Dumpster D]

yeah, I had ANOTHER one a few months ago.

[black stallion]

tonight i had a dream about the upcoming european tour.i was there and i dreamed that they were performing two sets,one with jared and coady and the other with trevor dunn.
another weird thing of this dream was that they closed the set with the bb guys playing a version of boris with jared singing instead of buzz

[(((O)))]

Not really a Melvins dream but last night i dreamt that i was listening to the next Shrinebuilder album and there was a 30 minute epic song on there that was easily THE greatest thing i had ever, ever heard. Cant remember any of it tho.  

[black stallion]

Not really a Melvins dream but last night i dreamt that i was listening to the next Shrinebuilder album and there was a 30 minute epic song on there that was easily THE greatest thing i had ever, ever heard. Cant remember any of it tho.  

maybe you dreamed the studio version of Nagas

[(((O)))]

Not really a Melvins dream but last night i dreamt that i was listening to the next Shrinebuilder album and there was a 30 minute epic song on there that was easily THE greatest thing i had ever, ever heard. Cant remember any of it tho.  

maybe you dreamed the studio version of Nagas

Yeah must have been Nagas 3&4 or something. 

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

I've had many Melvins dreams.  Enough that my girlfriend is becoming jealous.   But the other night I had one of the strangest ones ever.  I had a dream about Dale and Buzz becoming the band for Danzig.   Now I love Danzigs voice, but have always found his image and his solo band to be a bit dated and lame.  Somehow adding the Melvins seemed to cure everything.  they sounded great! There was even something artistic about the  presentation.   I woke up and laughed my ass off as I realized that this could never happen.   

Not only that but I dont even want it to happen. 

[jules]

Last night:

I had to catch a ferry from somewhere to somewhere at fairly short notice (it was the end of the weekend and I needed to get back to the UK).  I needed to buy a cheap ticket. There was a woman hanging around the ferry terminal offering discount ferry tickets with cheap bed & breakfast accommodation. I told her I wanted a ferry but no hotel. She was making a fuss about not being able to sell me a ferry-only ticket. I sat her down somewhere quiet, put Lysol on the record player and the accompanying video into the video recorder. Yes, there was an official video to go with Roman Dog Bird. It was of lots of traffic on a busy highway. Roman Bird Dog was playing nice and loud (although there was a bit of trouble from one of my speakers) and in my dream version of the RBD video Buzz was talking - complaining, actually - about everyone's driving: Pull over! You're going too slowly! That's terrible driving! Jesus Christ, who taught you to drive? etc etc.

Then I woke up and bought tickets to Melvins, Sleep and Slayer. Which also sounds like a dream.

[jules]

Last night:

I was at a Melvins gig in the US. It was now (December). I was at the front and there were hardly any people there. As they finished, Buzz came to the front and told me that Dale had a box of stuff for me and he'd see me in a few minutes after they'd packed up their stuff. He jumped off the stage and went to walk off. I had a couple of questions for him and I called after him but he wasn't interested and walked off towards the back of the room.

I sat down at a long table with a beer and waited for Dale. Dale arrived (very friendly) and sat down next to me after I'd taken my coat off the seat there. Shook hands and gave me a small box of stuff, containing five advance copies of their new mini-CD (damn, I forgot its name although it was a short live set of a recent studio album already out there). I asked him if tonight was their last gig of this year and he replied, rather disgruntled, that there were going to be two others but he didn't want to do them. He said that Buzz knew he had to look after his kids alone since Maureen (Dale's wife) had broken her neck in a swimming accident and was recovering at home but unable to get about much, but he'd booked a couple more gigs anyway, and as Buzz was the boss, he really had no choice in the matter.

He left to go and get me a bit more merch to put into my box and I was left thinking who shall I give my four spare CDs to? JZS was definately going to get one, and Erichka and Anaconda were on the list, too. It finished with me thinking who the fourth person would be.

This dream would have continued if the glass bottle recycling truck hadn't made such a racket outside my window and woken me the fuck up.

[black stallion]

Last night:

I was at a Melvins gig in the US. It was now (December). I was at the front and there were hardly any people there. As they finished, Buzz came to the front and told me that Dale had a box of stuff for me and he'd see me in a few minutes after they'd packed up their stuff. He jumped off the stage and went to walk off. I had a couple of questions for him and I called after him but he wasn't interested and walked off towards the back of the room.

I sat down at a long table with a beer and waited for Dale. Dale arrived (very friendly) and sat down next to me after I'd taken my coat off the seat there. Shook hands and gave me a small box of stuff, containing five advance copies of their new mini-CD (damn, I forgot its name although it was a short live set of a recent studio album already out there). I asked him if tonight was their last gig of this year and he replied, rather disgruntled, that there were going to be two others but he didn't want to do them. He said that Buzz knew he had to look after his kids alone since Maureen (Dale's wife) had broken her neck in a swimming accident and was recovering at home but unable to get about much, but he'd booked a couple more gigs anyway, and as Buzz was the boss, he really had no choice in the matter.

He left to go and get me a bit more merch to put into my box and I was left thinking who shall I give my four spare CDs to? JZS was definately going to get one, and Erichka and Anaconda were on the list, too. It finished with me thinking who the fourth person would be.

This dream would have continued if the glass bottle recycling truck hadn't made such a racket outside my window and woken me the fuck up.

what a weird dream