What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?

[Stonergrunge]

BBS Nick name : Stonergrunge
Real name: "too much information"
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Nationality: Chilean
Where you live: Temuco, Regi

[Hoist That Rag]

BBS Nick name : Hoist That Rag
Real name: justin
Sex: male
Age: 20
Nationality:  amuuurcan
Where you live: kentucky
Sexual orientation: straight
Occupation: a number in a system. 
Hobbies: Reading, playing bass, drawin peckers on things
Favourite food: Salad
Favourite drink: tea
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): i only know 1 person who is genuinely a melvins fanatic, and im in the process of molding another.... First ive gotta ween him off of his endless floyd and beatles trip. I mean they had theyre moments, but the melvins  are the now... Amiright?
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 6 years
First Melvins album you heard: houdini
First Melvins album you owned: stoner witch
Favourite Melvins album: i think stag is the weirdest and most interesting
Least Favourite Melvins album: crybaby. Its got some bangers, but its not all thurr fo me
Favourite Melvins Track: Hooch.
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Pure digital silence
Favourite Melvins track performed live:  hooch
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: The kicking machine
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: only once:(
How many Melvins albums do you own:  9
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: electric wizard, neurosis, tom waits come close
Any other business:  free earl.

[homeless_dad]

BBS Nick name : homeless dad
Real name: Ryan
Sex: Guy
Age: 32
Nationality: Ameroswede, white boy
Where you live: Southern California, LA area
Sexual orientation: not gay
Occupation: MRI Technologist
Hobbies: Family, working way too much, music
Favourite food: chips and salsa
Favourite drink: diet Pepsi (I'm a party animal!)
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): my brother sorta.  He's seen them twice with me and owns 'gluttony'.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 1994
First Melvins album you heard: probably houdini
First Melvins album you owned: stoner witch
Favourite Melvins album: hate this question: eggnog, gluey or hat or choose your battles
Least Favourite Melvins album: pigs of the roman empire, still haven't given it a good enough listen
Favourite Melvins Track: another tough question: charmacarmacat maybe?
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Theresa screams
Favourite Melvins track performed live: night goat or water glass
Least favourite Melvins track performed live:  the crybaby
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 5, including melvins lite
How many Melvins albums do you own: all studio, just got the maggot which completed it.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Totally Radd!!, Nirvana, Weird Al
Any other business: [/quote] Their most influential albums on me were you choice live and Dales solo album and eggnog.  I was still a fence sitter until hearing these 3 which i heard all around the same time.  I proudly talked up the melvins.  I was the only one in high school who seemed to get them.
The stuff I dig most from these guys is the weirdness and diversity of their directions.  Truly genre-less these guys play whatever they want and that is refreshing especially in todays musically stagnant and uninspirational musical sesspool.  Melvins rule!

[black stallion]

Least favourite Melvins track performed live:  the crybaby

uh did i miss something?

[homeless_dad]

You missed nothing.  That was the secret residency they did in 1973 with Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And you call yourself a melvins fan.  Pffff.

[homeless_dad]

Real answer: none

[Dumpster D]

BBS Nick name : dumpster diver
Real name: Jules Treasure (get it?)
Sex: the reason for putting up with someone you hate.
Age: 27
Nationality: The illusion that keeps us fighting ourselves
Where you live:  The last place I'd Like to be
Sexual orientation: Try-sexual
Occupation: 8-track repair man
Hobbies: Drug oriented.
Favourite food: coffee
Favourite drink: whatever you're buyin'
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): You must be joking.
How long have you been a Melvins fan:<<<< *THIS LONG*>>>>
First Melvins album you heard: Honky
First Melvins album you owned: Live at the fucker club
Favourite Melvins album: yes.
Least Favourite Melvins album: maybe the Joe preston EP...only because it SHOULD have been the LORAX EP.
Favourite Melvins Track: True
Least Favourite Melvins Track: False
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Jacksonville
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Least favourite question I've ever been asked.
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: not enough times...
How many Melvins albums do you own: enough to make me an elitist know-it all prick.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: 2nd favourite and 3rd favourite bands are still the melvins.
Any other business: any of yours?

[johnnyg]

BBS Nick name : JohnnyG
Real name: John G
Sex: M
Age: 28
Nationality: American
Where you live:  California
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Attorney
Hobbies: Music journalism
Favourite food: Hoagie
Favourite drink: Ice Tea
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 1
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 2 years
First Melvins album you heard: Jello Biafra and the Melvins
First Melvins album you owned: Jello Biafra and the Melvins
Favourite Melvins album: Bride Screamed Murder
Least Favourite Melvins album: Houdini
Favourite Melvins Track: A LOT
Least Favourite Melvins Track:
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Anything unusual
Least favourite Melvins track performed live:
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 5
How many Melvins albums do you own: Most of the studio lps, and about half of the live albums
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Rolling Stones
Any other business: view my writing at punknews.org! I'm JohnGentile

[(((O)))]

Occupation: Attorney

We certainly know who to call upon then when caught stealing the Melvins merch! 

[black stallion]

You missed nothing.  That was the secret residency they did in 1973 with Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And you call yourself a melvins fan.  Pffff.

cool,thanks for the info dude

[homeless_dad]

You missed nothing.  That was the secret residency they did in 1973 with Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And you call yourself a melvins fan.  Pffff.

cool,thanks for the info dude

I'll post a link to the show.  I'm having trouble finding it. 

[>>>JZS<<<]

BBS Nick name : jzacs71
Real name: "they just gave me a number when I was born"
Sex: Male
Age: 40
Weight: 865 lbs
Nationality: 'Marican
Where you live:  Baltimore
Sexual orientation:  Your Mom
Occupation: Director
Hobbies: Electric bass guitar
Favourite food: Fried shrimp po' boy
Favourite drink: Patron
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included):  a few
How long have you been a Melvins fan: since '87
First Melvins album you heard: Gluey Porch Treatments
First Melvins album you owned: Gluey Porch Treatments
Favourite Melvins album: The Next One
Least Favourite Melvins album: N/A
Favourite Melvins Track: Grinding Process
Least Favourite Melvins Track: N/A
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Amazon
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: N/A
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 20-ish
How many Melvins albums do you own: All
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Devo
Any other business: woodwardsontheavenue.com

[rictus]

Nationality: 'Marican

For a second I thought that said maric

[homeless_dad]

Real name: "they just gave me a number when I was born"

Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Devo

I've only heard the Johnny Cash version of 13.
Gotta love Devo!

[(the) Razor]

BBS Nick name : (the) Razor
Real name: Roger Osborne
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Nationality: Australian
Where you live: In a house.
Sexual orientation: South 
Occupation: Animator
Hobbies: Guitar, photography, collecting music.
Favourite food: turkish, italian
Favourite drink: whatever suits the occasion
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): zero lol
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 11 years
First Melvins album you heard: Bootlicker
First Melvins album you owned: Stoner Witch
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol or Stag
Least Favourite Melvins album: The newer ones, probably BSM
Favourite Melvins Track: With Teeth easily.
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Smiling Cobra
Favourite Melvins track performed live: all
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Pure Digital Silence
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 2
How many Melvins albums do you own: all the cds, no vinyl.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Cows
Any other business: Big Business