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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2011, 07:51:49 PM »
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2011, 10:47:03 PM »
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Where you live: kentucky
Sexual orientation: straight
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Hobbies: Reading, playing bass, drawin peckers on things
Favourite food: Salad
Favourite drink: tea
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): i only know 1 person who is genuinely a melvins fanatic, and im in the process of molding another.... First ive gotta ween him off of his endless floyd and beatles trip. I mean they had theyre moments, but the melvins  are the now... Amiright?
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 6 years
First Melvins album you heard: houdini
First Melvins album you owned: stoner witch
Favourite Melvins album: i think stag is the weirdest and most interesting
Least Favourite Melvins album: crybaby. Its got some bangers, but its not all thurr fo me
Favourite Melvins Track: Hooch.
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Pure digital silence
Favourite Melvins track performed live:  hooch
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: The kicking machine
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: only once:(
How many Melvins albums do you own:  9
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: electric wizard, neurosis, tom waits come close
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2012, 12:10:02 AM »

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Age: 32
Nationality: Ameroswede, white boy
Where you live: Southern California, LA area
Sexual orientation: not gay
Occupation: MRI Technologist
Hobbies: Family, working way too much, music
Favourite food: chips and salsa
Favourite drink: diet Pepsi (I'm a party animal!)
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): my brother sorta.  He's seen them twice with me and owns 'gluttony'.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 1994
First Melvins album you heard: probably houdini
First Melvins album you owned: stoner witch
Favourite Melvins album: hate this question: eggnog, gluey or hat or choose your battles
Least Favourite Melvins album: pigs of the roman empire, still haven't given it a good enough listen
Favourite Melvins Track: another tough question: charmacarmacat maybe?
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Theresa screams
Favourite Melvins track performed live: night goat or water glass
Least favourite Melvins track performed live:  the crybaby
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 5, including melvins lite
How many Melvins albums do you own: all studio, just got the maggot which completed it.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Totally Radd!!, Nirvana, Weird Al
Any other business: [/quote] Their most influential albums on me were you choice live and Dales solo album and eggnog.  I was still a fence sitter until hearing these 3 which i heard all around the same time.  I proudly talked up the melvins.  I was the only one in high school who seemed to get them.
The stuff I dig most from these guys is the weirdness and diversity of their directions.  Truly genre-less these guys play whatever they want and that is refreshing especially in todays musically stagnant and uninspirational musical sesspool.  Melvins rule!
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2012, 05:14:51 AM »


Least favourite Melvins track performed live:  the crybaby


uh did i miss something?
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2012, 08:29:38 AM »
You missed nothing.  That was the secret residency they did in 1973 with Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And you call yourself a melvins fan.  Pffff.
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2012, 08:50:42 AM »
Real answer: none
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2012, 08:09:07 PM »



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Age: 27
Nationality: The illusion that keeps us fighting ourselves
Where you live:  The last place I'd Like to be
Sexual orientation: Try-sexual
Occupation: 8-track repair man
Hobbies: Drug oriented.
Favourite food: coffee
Favourite drink: whatever you're buyin'
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): You must be joking.
How long have you been a Melvins fan:<<<< *THIS LONG*>>>>
First Melvins album you heard: Honky
First Melvins album you owned: Live at the fucker club
Favourite Melvins album: yes.
Least Favourite Melvins album: maybe the Joe preston EP...only because it SHOULD have been the LORAX EP.
Favourite Melvins Track: True
Least Favourite Melvins Track: False
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Jacksonville
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Least favourite question I've ever been asked.
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: not enough times...
How many Melvins albums do you own: enough to make me an elitist know-it all prick.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: 2nd favourite and 3rd favourite bands are still the melvins.
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2012, 01:51:10 AM »
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Nationality: American
Where you live:  California
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Attorney
Hobbies: Music journalism
Favourite food: Hoagie
Favourite drink: Ice Tea
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 1
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 2 years
First Melvins album you heard: Jello Biafra and the Melvins
First Melvins album you owned: Jello Biafra and the Melvins
Favourite Melvins album: Bride Screamed Murder
Least Favourite Melvins album: Houdini
Favourite Melvins Track: A LOT
Least Favourite Melvins Track:
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Anything unusual
Least favourite Melvins track performed live:
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 5
How many Melvins albums do you own: Most of the studio lps, and about half of the live albums
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Rolling Stones
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2012, 04:18:10 AM »
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We certainly know who to call upon then when caught stealing the Melvins merch!  :)

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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2012, 06:00:45 AM »
You missed nothing.  That was the secret residency they did in 1973 with Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And you call yourself a melvins fan.  Pffff.

cool,thanks for the info dude
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2012, 07:14:40 AM »
You missed nothing.  That was the secret residency they did in 1973 with Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And you call yourself a melvins fan.  Pffff.

cool,thanks for the info dude

I'll post a link to the show.  I'm having trouble finding it.  :)
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2012, 12:08:40 PM »
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Nationality: 'Marican
Where you live:  Baltimore
Sexual orientation:  Your Mom
Occupation: Director
Hobbies: Electric bass guitar
Favourite food: Fried shrimp po' boy
Favourite drink: Patron
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included):  a few
How long have you been a Melvins fan: since '87
First Melvins album you heard: Gluey Porch Treatments
First Melvins album you owned: Gluey Porch Treatments
Favourite Melvins album: The Next One
Least Favourite Melvins album: N/A
Favourite Melvins Track: Grinding Process
Least Favourite Melvins Track: N/A
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Amazon
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: N/A
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 20-ish
How many Melvins albums do you own: All
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Devo
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2012, 12:24:01 PM »
Nationality: 'Marican

For a second I thought that said maric

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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2012, 01:43:55 PM »

Real name: "they just gave me a number when I was born"

Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Devo


I've only heard the Johnny Cash version of 13.
Gotta love Devo!
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Re: What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2012, 01:47:54 PM »
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Real name: Roger Osborne
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Age: 26
Nationality: Australian
Where you live: In a house.
Sexual orientation: South 
Occupation: Animator
Hobbies: Guitar, photography, collecting music.
Favourite food: turkish, italian
Favourite drink: whatever suits the occasion
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): zero lol
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 11 years
First Melvins album you heard: Bootlicker
First Melvins album you owned: Stoner Witch
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol or Stag
Least Favourite Melvins album: The newer ones, probably BSM
Favourite Melvins Track: With Teeth easily.
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Smiling Cobra
Favourite Melvins track performed live: all
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Pure Digital Silence
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 2
How many Melvins albums do you own: all the cds, no vinyl.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Cows
Any other business: Big Business
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