melvins booking?

[Boo]

I figured that they're probably going through the stages of arranging the tour right about now....I met buzz a couple times last year and each time mentioned that they should play here in Chico, Ca...they did in 02 but that was before I lived here. He said it was a cool place and started talking about doing an album at the beginning of the year then we'll see what happens.....soooo....

any idea how to send hate mail directly to the melvins if they don't play at a BBQ at my house??

[glen]

any idea how to send hate mail directly to the melvins if they don't play at a BBQ at my house??

they might suggest...


although I feel your pain.

[Mad Arab]

Cough up at least 5 grand and you could stand a chance.

[grays harbor mafia]

dude, i would pay 5 grand to have   private melvins show, with an ope invite to anybody here in the melvins bbs... think they accept visa?

[Boo]

well the last line was sarcastic.
I don't expect them to play at my house, There's 2 theatres and 4 or 5 bars that do shows right near my house, one of which the melvins have played before....so I figured the best time to bug them would be during booking, which I assume is going on now, right?

So one of you stalking bastards give me buzz's phone number/SSN/address/blood type/shoe size or something.....

REACT!

[Idlehanz]

I'd be willing to bet most of the tour is booked already.  But if your really that insistent, contact Moss.  Just don't ask me for his info, I don't have it.

[johnylasvegas]

i don't know ...but it seems  like there is a Stage 5 clinger, in the mist....

[FartLips]

REACT!

rome show?

[iluvfreempthrees]

i don't know ...but it seems  like there is a Stage 5 clinger, in the mist....

WHAT THE HELL IS A STAGE FIVE CLINGON?  ARE YOU ON THE DOPE AGAIN? HA! 

[Uncle Fester]

hes using hardcore melvins nerd lingo.

[johnylasvegas]

well to be truthful the dope doesn't get in the way of my speaking....it does in fact get in the way of my anger....a stage five clinger is...  is like a stalker. a kook....

[nothintothenotice]

i seriously inquired on having them play at my wedding. i was pretty much ready to spend 25k on it. i've asked a couple times, maybe they dont reply cuz its actually gonna take place on the wynoochee river on some land i own. soundz crazy i know, but it'd be fuckin rad. and i'd invite all you "locals"....idk, maybe you guys could help me out on this.  IM TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

If I was trying to book the melvins, I'd get in contact with their management, and have a list of local venues that would accommodate them, traveling costs, equipment shipping costs..etc.  I doubt the money part is the problem, but..I wouldnt post inquiries through a fan forum.  They probably get a lot of inquiries, "I'd pay you loads of money, etc.."..but until it looks like a serious deal, they'll just ignore it.   Maybe talk to a local booker about tips, or just get into contact with the management.

[Idlehanz]

i seriously inquired on having them play at my wedding. i was pretty much ready to spend 25k on it. i've asked a couple times, maybe they dont reply cuz its actually gonna take place on the wynoochee river on some land i own. soundz crazy i know, but it'd be fuckin rad. and i'd invite all you "locals"....idk, maybe you guys could help me out on this.  IM TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

I grew up out the Wynooche valley.  Small internet world.

[FartLips]

i seriously inquired on having them play at my wedding. i was pretty much ready to spend 25k on it. i've asked a couple times, maybe they dont reply cuz its actually gonna take place on the wynoochee river on some land i own. soundz crazy i know, but it'd be fuckin rad. and i'd invite all you "locals"....idk, maybe you guys could help me out on this.  IM TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

try finding mackie on myspace. or message timmy moss, as suggested earlier. be ready to cut off some jack to show them you're serious. back in 97, i remember they commanded about a grand a gig opening for helmet, so that could give you some idea of what it'll take. good luck!