Horrible Melvins interview from Terrorizer (scans)

[No_I_Have_Not]

Now, i know Buzz can be difficult and obtuse during interviews, but to just flat out start insulting him is the most retarded form of journalism ive ever seen. I suppose it would be understandable if the journalist just got annoyed, but he obviously went in this interview with an agenda, and frankly he shouldnt have a job of he cant be professional. Scans below:

[Jozz]

Man, what a fucking jackoff.

[bathroom creep]

Wow. 

What a strange interview.  I don't know, it's kinda hilarious at times.
I wonder why that guy wanted to do an interview in the first place. Only to talk shit and start a fight? Hmm..

Anyways.  Thank you for posting this, it was a very interesting read.

[anaconda]

Buzz eats guys like that for breakfast.  Buzz held his own just fine.

[rictus]

That belongs in the douchebag thread.

[GrimReaper]

"I am a fat, middle aged man who looks like Robert Smith, Kill Me"

That is nothing but a personal assult on Buzz and doesn't have shit to do with his musicianship or artistic vision.

I want to kick that fucken guy's ass.

[No_I_Have_Not]

"I am a fat, middle aged man who looks like Robert Smith, Kill Me"

That is nothing but a personal assult on Buzz and doesn't have shit to do with his musicianship or artistic vision.

I want to kick that fucken guy's ass.

Agreed, but i also get the feeling that Buzz would take the comment saying he wrote his best work 15 years ago as a much MUCH bigger insult.

[bathroom creep]

"I am a fat, middle aged man who looks like Robert Smith, Kill Me"

That is nothing but a personal assult on Buzz and doesn't have shit to do with his musicianship or artistic vision.

I want to kick that fucken guy's ass.

Agreed, but i also get the feeling that Buzz would take the comment saying he wrote his best work 15 years ago as a much MUCH bigger insult.

Yeah, but at the same time I don't think he'd take that guys comments very serious. But of course, saying that Honey Bucket can never be topped is somewhat of an insult for a musician like Buzzo. Not that Honey Bucket is a bad song, I just wouldn't call it his best work after all they've done so far.

"I could write a better song with my asshole" 

[GrimReaper]

"I could write a better song with my asshole" 

I laughed for a steady five minutes when I read that.

[Idlehanz]

Some things are so nonsensical, that I have to wonder if it wasn't a little joke between them and the magazine.  I've never even heard of Terrorizer magazine, but the title makes me think of Metal Circus magazine, except dumber.

[Chris P. Bacon]

Is this for real?If so damn go Buzz.

[GrimReaper]

Some writer was given an assignment to cover the new Melvins release and do an interview. He probably never listened to any Melvins music past Houdini or Stoner.
He does a little reserch on a few of Buzzo's interviews, gets some info from a fellow reporter and comes into the interview trying to out-do Buzz.

I can't believe the Magazine printed the interview.

[TGH]

That was so incredibly ridiculous and over the top. It has to be some sort of weird in-joke.

[danimal]

i don't think this is real.  maybe the guy is like some shitty ali g who writes for metal mags.

[perusha]

Exactly; I think so too.  Obviously a mag like Terrorizer knows who the Melvins are and not going to send someone who has zero understanding who they are and what they do.  I mean they just interviewed Buzz for that Tool issue.  I think this was just dripping with sarcasm and I found it to be quite funny.  
I actually thought the best line was Buzz's take on UK artists...