Horrible Melvins interview from Terrorizer (scans)

[Idlehanz]

Exactly; I think so too.  Obviously a mag like Terrorizer knows who the Melvins are and not going to send someone who has zero understanding who they are and what they do.  I mean they just interviewed Buzz for that Tool issue.  I think this was just dripping with sarcasm and I found it to be quite funny.  
I actually thought the best line was Buzz's take on UK artists...

That was Revolver that interviewed Buzz for the Tool issue.  But yea, I find this hard to take seriously. 

[rhett E rock]

i don't care if it's real or fake that was entertaining...if it was real, way to go Buzz!!!

Honey Bucket???  if the whole interview wasn't a joke please tell me that was.

[GrimReaper]

i don't think this is real.  maybe the guy is like some shitty ali g who writes for metal mags.

If the guy is like a Nardwuar type of interviewer his name should have been given.

[dead mike]

Buzz eats guys like that for breakfast.  Buzz held his own just fine.

yeah, buzz eats pieces of shit like him for breakfast.

[anaconda]

we agree!

[perusha]

Exactly; I think so too.  Obviously a mag like Terrorizer knows who the Melvins are and not going to send someone who has zero understanding who they are and what they do.  I mean they just interviewed Buzz for that Tool issue.  I think this was just dripping with sarcasm and I found it to be quite funny.  
I actually thought the best line was Buzz's take on UK artists...

That was Revolver that interviewed Buzz for the Tool issue.  But yea, I find this hard to take seriously. 

Oops.  My bad.  Well then hell, maybe it was real...
I actually hope it is real.

[seas of luck]

14th studio album?  They are way off on that.  It must be a joke.

[norecess]

Well, that was quite a missed opportunity, but on the other hand, nothing new. There's no way you can argue with a guy who obviously has no clue what he's talking about but is yet somehow under the impression he does.

[ZOMBIE-BUDDHA92]

I wanna kick the interviewers ass...
Buzzo handled it very well though, I thought.
This has to be a joke...So unprofessional.

[(the) Razor]

I think you guys are taking this interview a bit to literally. Anyway it's better than the standard... "so...tell me what gave you the idea of getting two drummers!??!"

[dijk cheese]

i think the guy was jus tryin to stir things up
the same way buzz usually stirs in interviews and with the music
i read more of that (well all) more than i can say for other interviews than ive seen for a while
the guy is obviously a fan or was, maybe he is still disgruntled over the kev episode

[dijk cheese]

and he mentioned future of the left, so he aint no sucker
mentioned em a while back for you guys
go check em if you havnt already

[Greasy Statement]

actually, he seems more like a disgruntled slayer fan. to speak ill of slayer is a sin in terrorizer land.
future of the left kicks ass. love curses to bits...

[Mad Arab]

This interview was as serious as a heart attack.

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Terrorizer seems like a slap-happy journalist/music hack focusing solely on making a name for himself, and he seems to be doing a good job at it.  I'd like to read some of his other interviews.  The interview real on all aspects, although I'm sure Buzz was well aware of this guy's method before he went into it.  They probably chuckled throughout.