Melvins and Down to tour

[FartLips]

down could sound exactly like the melvins, the fact that phil is involved makes me wanna puke. fuck anselmo, and its much more personal for me than it is for all of you down fangirls and your opinions.  if i went to the down board and started blah blahing about melvins being better than down, it would result in the same flamewar. so fuck off if you don't like what you read!


down is boring.

[black stallion]

this thread is getting hot

[GrimReaper]

There's been quite a bit of excitement around here since the Down boys showed up.

Make your 2000 post Black Stallion.

[norecess]

There's been quite a bit of excitement around here since the Down boys showed up.

especiallyJZS, the poor guy hardly gets any rest trying to fight these guys off.

[Schnabster]

Down needs to be crushed, toally destroyed. I begin by rolling this big rock over them:

[GrimReaper]

wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.

wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'

[(the) Razor]

The Melvins do fine with confrontational audiences.  It's a win-win situation, no matter how the audience reacts.

Have you seen how confrontational Anselmo fans are?

Ask Dimebag.

[black stallion]

The Melvins do fine with confrontational audiences.  It's a win-win situation, no matter how the audience reacts.

Yeah have you seen how confrontational Anselmo fans are?

Ask Dimebag.

[>>>JZS<<<]

I changed my mind.....Down doesn't deserve a chance,'cause they're shitty & smell like poo.

[Schnabster]

Quite enjoyful to read the messageboard of Down, their fans hasn`t got much good to say about the forumists of our fine board. But Melvins as a band they love.
How could they not? I don`t care if they like the band I love, I do not like Down, I think. (although I haven`t heard the poor bastards)

[norecess]

well we got JZS....

[>>>JZS<<<]

I'll always play along.

[norecess]

yeah, it's really charming

[>>>JZS<<<]

love you too.

[killcatley]

Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.

The aggressive nature of Down fans to which less than a handful of Melvins fans have been referring to is rather clear here. You spent time researching how a select few people feel because you "heard they were taking shit". SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE. SO, you proceed to infiltrate a message board with intent to troll (a misdemeanor in some states) so you can fool everybody into thinking you are as dumb as you think they think you MAY be. Then, in true Wicker Man fashion, you're great plan is revealed and HOORAH, (everyone GASPS) and you REALLY embarrass the fools for their sheer ignorance. Wait a minute, are you serious? This is your life?

Secondly, to beat a troll, you have to step into the mind of a troll, and go to the message bridge where trolls come from...

Here are some quotes from your message board, one that you apparently ARE THE VOICE OF and has nothing bad to say about the Melvins:

"I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....

like 1991


they fucking suck......

puke

I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..

they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....

I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....

that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?

crap pure fucking crap

down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....


and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction"

From someone who must prove he has cred because of both age AND hate. Just as people call him out on it, proving one person doesn't speak for everyone on a message board, please realize that everyone on here has opinions, and they are just that.

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"tell them if they dont turn off the soap opera the fucking devil is gonna make an appearance...


Do it."


vague threats? ha.
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"Man I just read all of that thread on Melvins board, those guys are fucking douches.

They all assume Down fans are 15 year old Pantera fans who refuse to listen to anything which is fawwwking Panteraaazz.

They are also in denial that Anselmo is clean and now a humble man (like the rest of the world).

They're coming across as the much more ignorant fans, they seem to think there isn't any crossover between the two bands

Finally, the majority of them think Melvins would headline...

Phanboiz..."

Might be you? Anyway, "they all"??? Who, the 4 people who said something SLIGHTLY negative (it's only opinions) about another band on a 2,000 member board? Jesus.

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"Only problem will be having to deal with idiot Melvins fans, haha."

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Then locked posts, presumably with more threats towards people who like other things. Also, an entire page dedicated to .jpgs of elitist posters and jokes.

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AND lastly, Melvins and Down are not close friends, as you say, and most of your Melvins "facts" are way off. Type in Phil's name into google, you'll find a lot of love and hate. Type in Buzzo's name and you'll find the same. It's the internet. Do what you do. You can't confront or beat up EVERYONE, can you?