What/Where/When was your first Melvins show?

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glen

Quote from: christco on October 07, 2009, 10:15:42 PM


In Detroit, you always see the same people at all of the shows.  You and I are probably removed by about 4 friends. 

can you say "dinosaur man"?   remember him?  older guy. short, with a beard and longer hair. wore a green army jacket with a rubber dinosaur mounted on the shoulder.

how about this guy:   short, billy goat goatee.  stocky and kinda homely but had the most knock-out gothish girlfriend I have ever seen. this chick was HOT.  long redish hair, glasses,  and always had on some gothy-type sexy outfit with like striped nylons and knee-high boots.   the guy was always really friendly.  always said hi to me at all the shows from recognizing me.  haven't seen him (or her) at the last few I've been to.   but I have always commended him on his smokin 18 year old looking girlfriend and his willingness to go face first into the pit.

oh and by the way... put me down for 5 friends out motown-style at best.
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nickoctane

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 13, 2009, 11:16:48 AM
Quote from: joel on October 13, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
.Does anyone know the exact point at which the band started wearing gowns/dresses/muumuus on stage? Has Buzz ever spoken about that? That had to be around the time Rutmanis joined the band right? Not that it's that important, but I'm kind of curious.

I think they began with the mumus around 99, maybe 2000. 
Yep, definetly arround the Trilogy era is when I noticed the tunics.

PrickHonky

Quote from: nickoctane on October 13, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 13, 2009, 11:16:48 AM
Quote from: joel on October 13, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
.Does anyone know the exact point at which the band started wearing gowns/dresses/muumuus on stage? Has Buzz ever spoken about that? That had to be around the time Rutmanis joined the band right? Not that it's that important, but I'm kind of curious.

I think they began with the mumus around 99, maybe 2000. 
Yep, definetly arround the Trilogy era is when I noticed the tunics.

I have a live recording of them in New York from 2000, and while talking to the audience, Buzz mentions "we're wearing mumus tonight, and every night this year because that's what we promised ourselves we would do."
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

WhiteBeltJones

Tacoma. I think it was '87 or '88. They opened for Killdozer. I wish I could remember more of the show. My friends and I sneaked in several bottles of malt liquor in our baggy pants (serving a purely functional purpose here, incidentally; this was before either of these items were widely popularized by Negroes and skateboarders; or perhaps it wasn't). I do recall the ride back to Seatown in my buddy's '74 Impala. There was a lot of talk of how Killdozer, whom we'd journeyed to see, were "blown off the stage" by the Melvins. My younger self tossed off comparisons to Zeppelin's first tour opening for Vanilla Fudge before I tossed my tacos out of the window and fell asleep.

cara

Phoenix 07 on their Nude With Boots tour, with Big Business. Newbie.

(the) Razor

Quote from: WhiteBeltJones on October 13, 2009, 10:12:27 PM
Tacoma. I think it was '87 or '88. They opened for Killdozer. I wish I could remember more of the show. My friends and I sneaked in several bottles of malt liquor in our baggy pants (serving a purely functional purpose here, incidentally; this was before either of these items were widely popularized by Negroes and skateboarders; or perhaps it wasn't). I do recall the ride back to Seatown in my buddy's '74 Impala. There was a lot of talk of how Killdozer, whom we'd journeyed to see, were "blown off the stage" by the Melvins. My younger self tossed off comparisons to Zeppelin's first tour opening for Vanilla Fudge before I tossed my tacos out of the window and fell asleep.

I love reading this. Tell me this, do you still actively listen to the Melvins/weekly/daily/whatever ?
Don't click this

dead mike

Quote from: Razor on October 15, 2009, 02:37:54 AM
Quote from: WhiteBeltJones on October 13, 2009, 10:12:27 PM
Tacoma. I think it was '87 or '88. They opened for Killdozer. I wish I could remember more of the show. My friends and I sneaked in several bottles of malt liquor in our baggy pants (serving a purely functional purpose here, incidentally; this was before either of these items were widely popularized by Negroes and skateboarders; or perhaps it wasn't). I do recall the ride back to Seatown in my buddy's '74 Impala. There was a lot of talk of how Killdozer, whom we'd journeyed to see, were "blown off the stage" by the Melvins. My younger self tossed off comparisons to Zeppelin's first tour opening for Vanilla Fudge before I tossed my tacos out of the window and fell asleep.

I love reading this. Tell me this, do you still actively listen to the Melvins/weekly/daily/whatever ?
I don't believe his story.

No one would EVER throw away tacos, especially after a concert and especially after malt liquor.

nothintothenotice

Quote from: dead mike on October 15, 2009, 07:42:25 PM
Quote from: Razor on October 15, 2009, 02:37:54 AM
Quote from: WhiteBeltJones on October 13, 2009, 10:12:27 PM
Tacoma. I think it was '87 or '88. They opened for Killdozer. I wish I could remember more of the show. My friends and I sneaked in several bottles of malt liquor in our baggy pants (serving a purely functional purpose here, incidentally; this was before either of these items were widely popularized by Negroes and skateboarders; or perhaps it wasn't). I do recall the ride back to Seatown in my buddy's '74 Impala. There was a lot of talk of how Killdozer, whom we'd journeyed to see, were "blown off the stage" by the Melvins. My younger self tossed off comparisons to Zeppelin's first tour opening for Vanilla Fudge before I tossed my tacos out of the window and fell asleep.

I love reading this. Tell me this, do you still actively listen to the Melvins/weekly/daily/whatever ?
I don't believe his story.

No one would EVER throw away tacos, especially after a concert and especially after malt liquor.
so true.

PrickHonky

I have a live recording of them in NYC 2000 and Buzz mentions that it is the first night they are wearing the mumus because they "promised themselves that's what they would do"
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

RomanBirdDog

Atlanta august 17th 08 at the drunken unicorn, met buzz and jared before, loved their music but holy fuck i had no ideas how awesome it would be

WhiteBeltJones

Quote from: dead mike on October 15, 2009, 05:42:25 PM

>>No one would EVER throw away tacos, especially after a concert and especially after malt liquor.
so true.


Perhaps you would be more credulous if you could repeat the experiment. Imagine a rushed dining experience at Taco Time, followed by a couple of lukewarm Red Bull torpedoes (the 40-O's, not the cocktail mixer for homosexuals). Then stand next to Buzz's amps for a short but brutal set, which is itself only a prelude to Killdozer's dirges about hamburgers. Come to think of it, it must have been the mixture of fast foods that provoked the reaction. Mom warned me...

BC

Can't believe I forgot this!  Drove up to St. Louis to see them with Gwar at Mississippi nights!  I believe it was summer/fall 1989 Ozma tour.  They cancelled!!!!  Wonder what happened.  Gwar was great!  Me and buds had early am breakfast at Denny's and we were all covered in gwar red and blue blood.  The stares we got!   :lol:

moderndayviking

Quote from: plucky on November 13, 2009, 09:36:09 AM
Can't believe I forgot this!  Drove up to St. Louis to see them with Gwar at Mississippi nights!  I believe it was summer/fall 1989 Ozma tour.  They cancelled!!!!  Wonder what happened.  Gwar was great!  Me and buds had early am breakfast at Denny's and we were all covered in gwar red and blue blood.  The stares we got!   :lol:

For some reason I doubt this one.  I hate to be like this but I remember the Gwar/Melvins tour being in the early to mid-90's and it was with Mark on bass (Joe? I party....) Definitely NOT Lori...

And just to toot my own horn it looks like no one can beat '85 ...........
Oh Yeah!  I forgot to take my pills.....

BC

My friend reminded me of this the other day.  I remember going for Gwar, I was  like, "are you sure",
and he insisted we drove up for gwar/melvins.  Maybe, I have the year wrong.  Could have been mid 90's as you say.  :)

Saw the Cramps at Mississippi nights!  That's another story!  Halfway to St. Louis, I started having car trouble, it didn't break down, it just didn't want to go.  I had to be at work at 6:45 the next morning.  There were 3 of us, 2 voted go to the show!  We made it there and back and I wasn't late for work! 

hagus667

Quote from: queenbzzoofcourse on September 27, 2009, 09:29:55 AM
Can't remember the year.  Mark D. was playing bass.  It was Stoner Witch Tour I believe. I'm gonna guess 1994.  Memphis, TN the New Daisy Theater

I was at that show! Also my first. It doesn't show up on Setlist.fm or the tour archive here! I think it was spring or summer of that year.
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