no. bad melvins. bad

[Greasy Statement]

probably wearing black label society shirts...

[MrLuck87]

Oh yea, when they were opening for Down the people behind me said, "This is why they are the opening band" during the Pigs intro.  Damn people are extremely impatient.

[(((O)))]

What??? POTRE is fucking amazing too.  I feel somewhat sorry for them if they cant see that.

[Ramone1]

7-11-1993

"...the opening band  was (the) Melvins.  After their set I did not feel quite right, but thought nothing of it.  As days passed the feeling continued to intensify.  It sould be noted at this time that I had always been the picture of perfect health prior to my exposure to 'this band'.   I went to my PCP and after extensive testing, the diagnois was grim.  I was rendered impotent by (the) Melvins.  That band killed my sperm forever, and now I will never know the joys of fatherhood.  Fuck (the) Melvins.  Damn those evil sperm-killing-bastards to hell!!!"   

[TheLegitMan93]

Coolest review of anything ever. Period.

[Dumpster D]

wow, hilarious and yet, so so righteously ironic.

I don't know if it totally figures, sometimes I ponder for sighns of intelligent life here on this little planet.

let's put it this way, do the melvins play death metal?

death metal needs to learn from the melvins like Ben Aflick needs acting school.

the melvins changed my whole perception on life in general where death metal has only succeeded in boring me to death.

[>>>JZS<<<]

...don't forget fatest, smelliest & creepiest.     ....and fewest female fans.   

[(((O)))]

....and fewest female fans.   

No that's probably Gwar or something.

[Candy Dazzle]

[Greasy Statement]

....and fewest female fans.   

No that's probably Gwar or something.

more like any tough guy bro core band...

[MrLuck87]

....and fewest female fans.   

No that's probably Gwar or something.

more like any tough guy bro core band...

GWAR has a few.  I'd guess Anal Cunt has the least.

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

7-11-1993

"...the opening band  was (the) Melvins.  After their set I did not feel quite right, but thought nothing of it.  As days passed the feeling continued to intensify.  It sould be noted at this time that I had always been the picture of perfect health prior to my exposure to 'this band'.   I went to my PCP and after extensive testing, the diagnois was grim.  I was rendered impotent by (the) Melvins.  That band killed my sperm forever, and now I will never know the joys of fatherhood.  Fuck (the) Melvins.  Damn those evil sperm-killing-bastards to hell!!!"   

This should be posted like a testimonial on their web page or maybe inside of an album sleeve.   

[meezer]

Can't beat this one! 
http://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/North-Carolina/Melvin-Suck_5kt092



Here's a recounting of how a punk band (Black Milk for Dead Virginz) has a song entitled "Melvins Suck"

http://www.buddyhead.com/2011/11/25/bmfdv-dont-like-the-melvins/

[Satchel Paige]

dude that song is bumpin

[m3lv1n]

Even if you aren't a fan of the Melvin's you still have to give credit where credit is due