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Uncle Fester

dale crover and donald trump are related.

Uncle Danny

Quote from: Uncle Fester on October 26, 2009, 02:12:01 PM
dale crover and donald trump are related.

You are a pathological liar and a douchebag, and I'm going to stop reading your posts.

Like Stee

Quote from: rictus on October 26, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
Quote from: glen on October 25, 2009, 07:05:58 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 17, 2003, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: mantraDale is the greatest drummer ever.


I thought I was the greatest drummer ever...

you were wrong. crover trumps.

I bet that was Dave Lombardo.

Or Grohl.
satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Like Stee

Quote from: PrickHonky on October 25, 2009, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: mantra on September 17, 2003, 08:10:39 PM
Dale is the greatest drummer ever.

Dale is the new John Bonham
WRONG!

Any fool knows Dale is far better in every way.  He plays harder, longer, faster, slower, and doesn't die.  He's also more original.  He also sings and plays guitar.  And he could kick Bonham's ass.  All facts.
satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Uncle Danny

Quote from: Like Stee on October 26, 2009, 07:02:27 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on October 25, 2009, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: mantra on September 17, 2003, 08:10:39 PM
Dale is the greatest drummer ever.

Dale is the new John Bonham
WRONG!

Any fool knows Dale is far better in every way.  He plays harder, longer, faster, slower, and doesn't die.  He's also more original.  He also sings and plays guitar.  And he could kick Bonham's ass.  All facts.

I hear he also kilt hisself a grizzly bar with his bare ole hands at th' age uh four.  True story.  It's in the bible.









Just teasing, Stee :)

dead mike

Quote from: U4x Danny on October 26, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on October 26, 2009, 07:02:27 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on October 25, 2009, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: mantra on September 17, 2003, 08:10:39 PM
Dale is the greatest drummer ever.

Dale is the new John Bonham
WRONG!

Any fool knows Dale is far better in every way.  He plays harder, longer, faster, slower, and doesn't die.  He's also more original.  He also sings and plays guitar.  And he could kick Bonham's ass.  All facts.

I hear he also kilt hisself a grizzly bar with his bare ole hands at th' age uh four.  True story.  It's in the bible.


Dale once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for eight months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin."
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

              - hemispheres

anaconda

It takes approx. 330, 000 Dale Crovers stretched out end to end to reach around the Earth once

Like Stee

Quote from: U4x Danny on October 26, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
I hear he also kilt hisself a grizzly bar with his bare ole hands at th' age uh four.  True story.  It's in the bible.

All true.

Dale Crover also wipes his ass every morning substituting Chuck Norris in place of toilet paper.
satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Buick GN

Quote from: Like Stee on October 27, 2009, 01:47:13 AM
Quote from: U4x Danny on October 26, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
I hear he also kilt hisself a grizzly bar with his bare ole hands at th' age uh four.  True story.  It's in the bible.

All true.

Dale Crover also wipes his ass every morning substituting Chuck Norris in place of toilet paper.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=2955.0

:wink:

norecess

dale crover doesn't wear a watch, he counts instead.

Schnabster

Is Dale Crover the new Messiah?

(the) Razor

Quote from: Schnabster on October 27, 2009, 05:14:40 AM
Is Dale Crover the new Messiah?

Since 1991 when the song Cow was recorded.

Still waiting for the second coming. There have been some close ones though.
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glen

Quote from: U4x Danny on October 26, 2009, 03:03:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on October 26, 2009, 02:12:01 PM
dale crover and donald trump are related.

You are a pathological liar and a douchebag, and I'm going to stop reading your posts.

fixed  :)

and by the way... if you take the letters in the name DALE CROVER rearrange them, add a few, and use your imagination you can spell VELCRO VADER RAVE CORE ROVER LOVER.

:?  what the hell am I talking about?
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Uncle Fester

anagrams for dale crover.


king buzzo
nig kuzzob
gink zuzob

Schnabster

Dale is the strongest drummer evva, in fact, he might very well be the strongest man in the world. Dale can lift very heavy objects.