Ever have a Melvins dream?

[Sleepyjoe]

I once had a dream about living in a city in a post apocalyptic future.  There was no longer live music or new music.  I went into a basement and found several young people huddled around a small television and VCR watching a bootleg of a melvins show from the ozma days. 

I also had another dream where I was about to go see the melvins and I went to arby's before the show.  That dream seemed like a perfect day.   I had a cheddar melt. And I knew that soon the melvins would rock my world.   

This question is strange because out of all the bands I like, I have melvins dreams alot.    My girlfriend makes fun of me for it.  This caused me to make my own melvins mix cd and title it "I dream of Buzzo"   

Sleepyjoe

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

Just woke up......dreamt I was seeing them in a really small town, I think it was somewhere in Utah.  I went to the show by myself, after just getting tattoo'd, I left my friend at the shop and she was going to meet me at the show after her tattoo was finished.  I got to the venue and walked in just as the Melvins were going on stage.  I had missed the opening bands, who weren't really bands, but artists.  Moss was in the band this time playing bass.  They played a bunch of new songs that I didn't recognize.  The set was really short.  They threw out a t-shirt from the stage in which I caught, it was a Fantomas shirt though.  I went to the merch booth, but they didn't have any Melvins merch, it was all crap from the artists that were there, and a small bit of Ipecac stuff.  I was suddenly being tugged in another direction by this old man.  He was telling me that the band wanted me to come back stage and meet them, but it wasn't the Melvins who were saying that, the man said it was The Who.  I faught with him, and ended up running out the venue and down the street where I caught up with my friend.  We kept walking until we found a grocery store, and went in and bought water, seran wrap and aquaphor.  We hitchiked our way back to our hotel, and I panicked for a second thinking I lost my Fantomas shirt, but I was actually wearing it.  We got back to the hotel room and smoked a joint, a piece of ash landed on my chest and I woke up immediately.    (How bizzarre!?)

[Andy Wood]

Around this time last week I had THE weirdest fucking dream in my entire life.

I live on a farm, see, and I walked out to my barn for some reason, and behind a pool table I saw the body of Joe Preston, dead, face down in a giant blue ice pack.
Next thing I knew I was in my bathroom, and was packing portions of Joe's meat (in individual ice packs) from a wheelbarrow into a chilly bin.

I was fucking freaked out when I woke. The dream seemed so real that I got on the pc and googled "joe preston thrones dead".

[(the) Razor]

That's actually quite funny for some reason.

[I am the Sun]

I had one a couple of nights ago where I was in Amoeba watching Tom Petty perform and Buzzo was watching too...and that's about it.

[norecess]

I have never had a dream in which they actually played a show, they pop up every now and then but in most cases they just finished playing a show. Like last night.

[Kunda]

man melvins dreams are so weird
here is somehing i remember from the last one

it seemed like i changed coady behind the drums, cause he was nowhere in the dream, and "we" were tighter and weirder than ever according to buzz, and jared wanted to start a band just with me. hahah then we went to a holiday to croatia together (!!!), once we got there it looked like 80's smackheads theme park or something, buzz really really wanted to have a first jump into the pool, very excited, but said he needed a hit from a bong at first. jared and i went into the showers and asked some dude if he got any weed. he said yeah but we had to inhale some crack or something like that, jared said no problem but i would prefer a needle. jared in speedos with a needle in his arm was a very funny sight. we got back to buzz and yelled "TA-DAAAA!! WE'RE BAKED ALREADY, GO GET YER OWN SMACK!!!" at him and finally jumped in the pool. thats it.
there were weirder things im sure but i cant remember them
hahah

[grays harbor mafia]

I had a dream last night that, for some reason i was going to die...i don't remember why...But my last dying wish was to get to watch one more Melvins Show, and they ended up coming to my house and playing in my garage......weird....Dreams that entail me dying kind of make the day pretty sketchty lol....

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

I had a Melvins dream last night, but I don't remember a lick of it after working all day.

[FartLips]

i havent had any melvins dreams, but i did have a jesus lizard dream last night. i was rehearsing with yow, sims, and denison and things weren't going well and yow kept getting this look like he was quietly exploding inside. it was upsetting. more like a nightmare.

[Salty Green]

I am standing with an acquaintance from high school, Matt, in an unfamiliar, seemingly empty neighborhood. A large white van pulls up. I approach it and open the door on the side to find Matt is somehow already behind the wheel. Buzz is riding shotgun and the back two rows of seats are gone. Dale is sitting behind a small drum kit where the rest of the seats should be. They acknowledge my presence but I don't remember anybody in this dream speaking, all communication is non-verbal. I sit down indian style between the back of Buzz's seat and Dale's kick drum and the door shuts behind me. At some point after we

[norecess]

i havent had any melvins dreams, but i did have a jesus lizard dream last night. i was rehearsing with yow, sims, and denison and things weren't going well and yow kept getting this look like he was quietly exploding inside. it was upsetting. more like a nightmare.

[You Look Like Such a]

Ha, I've had multiple Melvins dreams. I just had one last night, actually. First I robbed a Lazy Boy store and almost got caught. Whoever I was with did (I think it was a friend or something). Then somehow I wound up at the door of Mike Patton's studio, 'cause I guess he has his own studio. He had really long hair, and it was all wet, like he just came out of the shower. Some people he knew were walking in, and I was standing outside the door. He looked at me for a second, and after he greeted the people, he came over and asked me what I wanted. I remember feeling really intimidated and overwhelmed. I kind of meekly squeaked out that I was looking for Buzzo. He said, "Well, you get an A+ for calling him Buzzo!". (What the fuck?) Then he said how he loved Buzzo's laugh and said he was just a really funny guy. I said I agreed. Then, in a rather cryptic fashion, he pointed at a house across the street. I frantically asked if that was Buzzo's house. Then he pointed at the house next to it, then the next one. I kept asking, rather panicked. Then someone woke me up.

[Uncle Fester]

i dreamt i was dying of lung cancer and the melvins played a show to make me feel better.

[cara]

i've never dreamt about the Melvins but i once dreamed that all the members of RHCP were being really rude to me.