Ever have a Melvins dream?

[jlamour]

This is weird because I just had my 2nd Melvins dream in 2 weeks last night.  I dreamt I was either in the band or a doing roadie services and we were in Las Vegas.  That's about it.  I remember walking outside the club with Jared and Buzz and going to hunt down some food. 

My 1st dream a couple of weeks ago was a little more involved.  I was auditioning to be their 2nd bassist.  That is, they were adding another bassist.  We were jamming at their practice space and everything was going well for the most part.  Dale seemed kind of annoyed with me.  Then all of a sudden some movie crew came into the place and started setting up to film a horror movie.  It ended after that.  I never found out if I got the job.   

[cara]

i had a Melvins dream last night! It was stupid.

I was in this school/hostel type building and walked past this door with this big piece of paper with a ridiculous amount of band names written on it, so i went and looked at it and it said "The Melvins, Cream, Qui" it just went on and on.. and apparantly all those bands were playing together that night. I just kept being like "what the fuck? Why is this happening? The Melvins and Cream?" and then this guy said "Who cares why, lets go to this half and half!" (what the fuck.) So i went in with my friend Gina and the floor at the venue was divided in half with a metal fence (like when i saw the Melvins before). This guy ran to the end of the stage and said "That will be four dollars" so Gina handed him the money and turned to me and was like "Cara, what do you want to drink?" and i was like "No you paid for this show, let me buy you a drink!" like it was such a big deal to pay four dollars. That was pretty much it.

[Smoghler]

A couple of months ago I was ordered to kill Buzzo...

A couple of weeks ago Buzzo was after me with a weapon...

so I guess we're even now

[You Look Like Such a]

I had one about a week ago I keep forgetting to post.

My wife and I were walking down the street and we ran into Buzzo. We both started freaking out with excitement. I tried to start a conversation, though it was obvious I was super nervous. I eventually said something about how we should do an interview and that he should give me his number. So he gave me a number and my wife and I were going crazy. When we got home, I realized that the number spelled out "HEF!CKEDHER" somehow. He was fucking with us. It was devastating. Then the number turned out to belong to Terrence Malick.

[jlamour]

Ok last night.  I'm originally from South Dakota and I don't think they've ever played there but I dreamt last night they were playing in a typical small farming town.  They had Trevor as their bassist that night and I was helping them set up in a small bar.  They were hanging out in a pool room in the bar and I remember Buzz told me to go get Dale's drum sticks.  I did and then I went and had a burger at a drive thru next door and then I went to go get clean white socks for the show.  I don't know what that signifies.  This has been my 4th Melvins dream in the past year and I haven't even been listening to them much recently.  Maybe all of these dreams mean I need to get my head checked or this could be an indication of perfect mental health.  Oh the major part of the dream was I was standing outside and it was a beautiful summer day with the sunshine and blue skies and clouds gliding across the prairie and you could see the horizon all around and I was showing Buzz and Trevor how beautiful it was.  So that was my dream.

[bigjerm!]

Man, I feel like a creep, but yes I have had one too. There is this place by my house that has plays of the old movie Oklahoma. Well in my dream a they changed it into a waterpark and Melvins were playing the opening night. It was just me and mostly alot of my friends. After the show me and Buzz go 4wheeling in an old blazzer down some backroads. We was listening to Fleetwood Mac, and we was talking about how good they were. I asked him where Dale was and he said he was pilled out somewhere. Wierd!

[jules]

Last time I had a Melvins dream i bumped into a very busy Dale in a dressing room before a gig. I realised he had things on his mind but he was kind enough to promise me an interview, in L.A., two weeks later. He was sorry he couldn't spend more time with me but he was very busy working on his new musical 'MOONCUNT'. Really.

[jlamour]

Last time I had a Melvins dream i bumped into a very busy Dale in a dressing room before a gig. I realised he had things on his mind but he was kind enough to promise me an interview, in L.A., two weeks later. He was sorry he couldn't spend more time with me but he was very busy working on his new musical 'MOONCUNT'. Really.

'MOONCUNT'

That's fucking awesome.   

[the ether bunny]

i had a dream last night where buzz had a tv show. it was a drama that lasted from the early to mid 90's. this tv show involved buzz, his two kids... a boy and girl who were both teenagers, and they had a mom too but she had died somehow. they turned into a family of murder related crime solvers who lived in a typical suburban home. buzz was a very loving father, and the tone of the show was always pretty serious. i remember thinking in the dream that this was my favorite out of the melvins related tv shows... like there were a few more of them.

weird.

[RomanBirdDog]

i had one where they were al working at a gas station with a built in used cd store   there were closing up shop and as i was walking out jared was smoking a cigarette next to the pumps and it blew up     kinda sucked

[Riven]

I had one where Buzz was hosting a reunion gig for the original Mothers of Invention at the Garrick Theatre in New York along with guest appearances by the Butthole Surfers and The Stooges.  Buzz arrived with a VHS tape of a documentary about jackalopes and showed it to the audience on large projected screen.  After the video was over, The Melvins and the Mothers both jammed together.  During the gig, a giant Kurt Cobain pinata was thrown into the audience, to which it was ripped to shreds by the moshing, and pink candy goo came out.  

Oh, and I'm new here!  

[grays harbor mafia]

I had one where Buzz was hosting a reunion gig for the original Mothers of Invention at the Garrick Theatre in New York along with guest appearances by the Butthole Surfers and The Stooges.  Buzz arrived with a VHS tape of a documentary about jackalopes and showed it to the audience on large projected screen.  After the video was over, The Melvins and the Mothers both jammed together.  During the gig, a giant Kurt Cobain pinata was thrown into the audience, to which it was ripped to shreds by the moshing, and pink candy goo came out.  

Oh, and I'm new here!  

Welcome to hell!!

[anaconda]

It's not a Melvins dream per se, but I just woke from one where I was eating steaks with my Grandmother
at the old house she had in Santa Ana, we start arguing because I wanted a bigger steak, then somehow
Sonic Youth (Thurston Moore to be exact) are in the living room giving a presentation. On this piece of
paper in front of him he has the name of the next SY album written down. The name of the next album
is "UFOCD". I'm not even a Sonic Youth fan, but I think theyre in my head because of the ATP they did
with the Melvins.

[Idlehanz]

Last night I dreamt of attending a Melvins show in a blue track suit, getting in a wreck after the show, then getting shot in the foot 32 times with a .22 caliber. Being sick is weird

[(the) Razor]

You guys are so weird how can you have so many dreams about Buzzo, are you all homos?