Ever have a Melvins dream?

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Idlehanz

Quote from: FART LIPS on January 10, 2008, 09:35:17 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on January 10, 2008, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on January 10, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?
:lol:  that's what I see when I think of him too
i was thinking more along the lines of big boobs and a round ass.
Russian accented, bearded, big boobed, round assed Melvins fan :)

sounds like me, without the accent actually.........

FartLips

Quote from: Idlehanz on January 10, 2008, 09:45:07 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 10, 2008, 09:35:17 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on January 10, 2008, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on January 10, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?
:lol:  that's what I see when I think of him too
i was thinking more along the lines of big boobs and a round ass.
Russian accented, bearded, big boobed, round assed Melvins fan :)

sounds like me, without the accent actually.........
=P~
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Idlehanz

Quote from: FART LIPS on January 10, 2008, 09:48:19 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on January 10, 2008, 09:45:07 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 10, 2008, 09:35:17 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on January 10, 2008, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on January 10, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?
:lol:  that's what I see when I think of him too
i was thinking more along the lines of big boobs and a round ass.
Russian accented, bearded, big boobed, round assed Melvins fan :)

sounds like me, without the accent actually.........
=P~
Stay away from me Schnab.....er    Fart!

(PAUL)

I haven't had any Melvins dream beyond seeing them live, but my friend had a dream that I was a rhythm guitar player for them. In his dream he went to see them live and he saw me on stage before the concert setting up guitars and the such and he said to himself, "Oh cool, Paul is their guitar tech now," then the rest of the band came out to play. The only song he remembers we played was Going Blind. After the show he says I saw him and then invited him backstage. Cool dream.
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

Buick GN

Quote from: FART LIPS on January 10, 2008, 09:35:17 PM
i was thinking more along the lines of big boobs and a round ass.

You visit that site too, Fart?   :)

Buick GN

Quote from: Sweet Intuition on January 10, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?

Did you happen to eat any mac and cheese in this dream?   :)

FartLips

Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

5w33t 1ntu1t10n

Quote from: Buick GN on January 11, 2008, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on January 10, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?

Did you happen to eat any mac and cheese in this dream?   :)

:lol: Unfortunately not!
*Grow Thy Beard )))((( it shall be the wild forrests of thine Kingdom and unto all shall bring great peace and prosperity throughout the land as was told the prophecy*

bUTTHOLEmAN

 :shock:

I cant remember any melvins dreams.  Things are getting weird when you have dreams about board members you havent even met!  :shock:
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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5w33t 1ntu1t10n

*Grow Thy Beard )))((( it shall be the wild forrests of thine Kingdom and unto all shall bring great peace and prosperity throughout the land as was told the prophecy*

I am the Sun

I had one last night actually. The dream was that I was in Amoeba records and they were playing a free show and announced  that they were playing another free set somewhere else as well. After the first show we went to go check out the other one  and Buzz (with short hair), Dale, and a random bassist were setting up inside this cafe with couches and shit and it had a little garden. It actually looked like a place I've eaten at in Santa Barbara. While we were waiting for the melvins to come out and play a guy dressed like a magician (black cape with red lining, top hat, tuxedo, dress pants, magic wand) came in and started talking to the audience and eventually he got the audience to follow him outside while he was talking. He kept dropping obscure hints that we wouldn't catch the Melvins if we followed him so I went back to the Cafe and eventually everyone else came back and they played a song. Right about then my alarm went off.

anaconda

Not so much a full melvins dream, but I dreamt that Coady was doing a drum technique course
at the local music store, I shook his hand then the dream switched to me at my old highschool.
I think he was in my sub-conscious because I watched the pie eating clip a few days ago.
:lol:

blacksanta

floating about in the blue......a snivlem dream.....yeah, i found a melvins girl......and they played.....on top of the matterhorn....the sound made bavaria crumble.........and we were married.......i wish.....i can only hope...........and it was so heavy......but complicated.....she didnt have no tramp stramp./......she loved music.....mr tambourine man > roman dog bird......twas her taste........and she fucked it all up by caring......the cunt......I hope everybody dies
Also melvins is gay cuz some of their songs are just noise, i tell you this so you all don't buy albums and find out only one two songs is good on them.

Schnabster


Greasy Statement

i had one last night as well. i was singing (more like screaming) backups for the band circa 95. at a certain point in the set, the king went side stage to have a heated argument with mark d. and i was left singing lead on one of the down tempo numbers. naturally, i didn't know the words and looked like an ass. they were nice about me being a fuck up though....