If you had to put together a melvins worst of ...

[linesbetweentheread]

Quote from Linesbetweenthe :  First ask Buzz to show you the knife he just bought...then ask if this is JUST a Metallica sucks song(and have someone video it)

I'll show him the knife I just bought ... then I'll ask him 'bout it ...  & we'll have
ourselves a good 'ol fashion knife fight ... then we'll prank call James Hetfield! It'll be a slice!

[Captain CoryCory]

I got my worst in mind. It'd be in this order too. I know Buzz would write some hilarious liner notes that'd be totally bat-shit insane if this happened.

1. Spread Eagle Beagle (Original)
2. Your Blessened (Live 8" version, dunno why but I couldn't stand this song when I heard it at first. LOVE the Bullhead version with the noise & drum intro.)
3. At least one song off Prick that isn't Rickets, Larry, or Roll Another One
4. Lividity
5.  Yacob's Lab
6. That one stupidass song off Honky with all the marketing statements (Ex. We can't sell albums with special packaging unless it goes GOLD)
7. SHIT STORM
8. White Men Are The Vermin Of The Earth
9.  Ever Since My Accident/Hugh
10. Skeeter
11. Bricklebrit
12. The Eagle Has Landed
13. At least one of the sped up songs off Leech
14. Tanked (Wispy is fine, though)
15. Spread Eagle Beagle (Live 2005 version)

Suddenly, I don't feel so bad not listening to Ozma, The Trilogy, or Singles 1-12 

[Justafilthylurker]

I got my worst in mind. It'd be in this order too. I know Buzz would write some hilarious liner notes that'd be totally bat-shit insane if this happened.

1. Spread Eagle Beagle (Original)
2. Your Blessened (Live 8" version, dunno why but I couldn't stand this song when I heard it at first. LOVE the Bullhead version with the noise & drum intro.)
3. At least one song off Prick that isn't Rickets, Larry, or Roll Another One
4. Lividity
5.  Yacob's Lab
6. That one stupidass song off Honky with all the marketing statements (Ex. We can't sell albums with special packaging unless it goes GOLD)
7. SHIT STORM
8. White Men Are The Vermin Of The Earth
9.  Ever Since My Accident/Hugh
10. Skeeter
11. Bricklebrit
12. The Eagle Has Landed
13. At least one of the sped up songs off Leech
14. Tanked (Wispy is fine, though)
15. Spread Eagle Beagle (Live 2005 version)

Suddenly, I don't feel so bad not listening to Ozma, The Trilogy, or Singles 1-12 

If you ever think a Melvins song is bad it is because you are not playing it loud enough.

Yacob's Lab, Lividity and That one stupidass song off Honky with all the marketing statements (Ex. We can't sell albums with special packaging unless it goes GOLD) are good. For Serious.

[h3r3t!c]

1. Kool Legged
2. Ever Since My Accident (Ozma)
3.  Spread Eagle Beagle
4. Queen
5. Tipping The Lion
6. some song off Bootlicker (all songs kinda sound the same except Let It All Be and Prig)
7. some song off Crybaby
8. A History Of Drunks

Well yeah, it's not that I hate these songs, but I just don't like them as much as the others.