rate the records

[Richard M. Nixon]

Nothing under 7, that's what I like to hear!

He forgot to rate Colossus and Chicken Switch tho. 

Colossus of Destiny: 7/10
Chicken Switch: 4/10

[kraftwerkd]

Mangled Demos from 1983: 2/5
10 Songs / 26 Songs:    4/5, 2/5
Gluey Porch Treatments: 4/5
Ozma: 4/5
Bullhead: 4.5/5   
Eggnog:    4/5
King Buzzo:   ?/5
Dale Crover: ?/5
Joe Preston:   ?/5
Lysol: 6/5
Houdini: 4.5/5   
Prick: 0/5
Stoner Witch: 3.5/5
Stag: 3/5
Honky:   3/5
The Maggot: 4/5
The Bootlicker: 3.5/5
The Crybaby: 2/5
Colossus of Destiny: 2.5/5
Electroretard: 1/5
Hostile Ambient Takeover: 4.5/5
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust: 5/5
(A) Senile Animal:  5/5
Nude With Boots:  4/5
The Bride Screamed Murder: 4.5/5

I don't care enough about Chicken Switch to listen to it, let alone rate it.

[jaymz]

10 Songs / 26 Songs: 6/10
Gluey Porch Treatments: 7/10
Ozma: 9/10
Your Choice Live Series: 7/10
Bullhead: 10/10
Eggnog:  10/10
King Buzzo: 8/10
Dale Crover: 8/10
Joe Preston:  2/10
Lysol:  10/10
Houdini: 9/10
Prick: 7/10
Stoner Witch: 9/10
Stag: 9/10
Honky: 8/10
Singles 1-12: 7/10
Alive At The Fucker Club: 7/10
The Maggot: 10/10
The Bootlicker: 7/10
The Crybaby: 7/10
Colossus Of Destiny: 6/10
Electroretard: 6/10
Millennium Monsterwork 2000: 7/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover: 10/10
Pigs Of The Roman Empire: 10/10
Never Breathe What You Can't See: 7/10
Mangled Demos From 1983: 8/10
Sieg Howdy!: 7/10
A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust: 10/10
(A) Senile Animal: 9/10
Nude With Boots: 8/10
Chicken Switch: 1/10
The Bride Screamed Murder: 5/10

[EvilNewWarGod]

i just give them all 5 stars since the records say melvins on them.

Yeah, I am with you on that one. Anything released that says Melvins on it will always get 5 stars from me.

[Baacard0]

10 Songs / 26 Songs: 6/10
Gluey Porch Treatments: 4/10
Ozma: 7/10
Bullhead: 8/10
Eggnog:  7/10
King Buzzo: 7/10
Dale Crover: 10/10
Joe Preston:  7/10
Lysol:  10/10
Houdini: 10/10
Prick: 1/10
Stoner Witch: 10/10
Stag: 7/10
Honky: 8/10
Singles 1-12: 5/10
The Maggot: 9/10
The Bootlicker: 10/10
The Crybaby: 6/10
Colossus Of Destiny: 6/10
Electroretard: 6/10
Millennium Monsterwork 2000: 7/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover: 8/10
Pigs Of The Roman Empire: 8/10
Never Breathe What You Can't See: 5/10
Mangled Demos From 1983: 2/10
Sieg Howdy!: 5/10
A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust: 9/10
(A) Senile Animal: 9/10
Nude With Boots: 10/10
Chicken Switch: 1/10
The Bride Screamed Murder: 7/10

I was pretty harsh on some and I'm yet to really get into some of the stuff. I just don't really get Gluey Porch Treatments for some reason.

[Der L]

10 Songs / 26 Songs - 7/10
Gluey Porch Treatments - 7/10
Ozma - 8/10
Your Choice Live Series - 6/10
Bullhead - 9.9/10
Eggnog - 8/10
King Buzzo - 6/10
Dale Crover - 9/10
Joe Preston - 6/10
Lysol - 9/10
Houdini - 9/10
Prick - 5/10
Stoner Witch - 9.9/10
Stag - 9/10
Honky - 8/10
Singles 1-12 - 6/10
Alive At The Fucker Club - 7/10
The Maggot - 9/10
The Bootlicker - 8/10
The Crybaby - 7.5/10
Colossus Of Destiny - 5/10
Electroretard - 7.5/10
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 5/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 8.5/10
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 8/10
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 8/10
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 6/10
Sieg Howdy! - 8/10
Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 9.5/10
(A) Senile Animal - 9/10
Nude With Boots - 8/10
Chicken Switch - 2/10
The Bride Screamed Murder - 8/10
Sugar Daddy Live - 8/10
The Bulls & The Bees - 8/10

[Satchel Paige]

10 Songs / 26 Songs - 6/10
Gluey Porch Treatments - 7/10
Ozma - 7.5/10
Your Choice Live Series - 5/10
Bullhead - 8.5/10
Eggnog - 10/10
King Buzzo - 4.5/10
Dale Crover - 6.5/10
Joe Preston - 4/10
Lysol - 10/10
Houdini - 8.5/10
Prick - 6.5/10
Stoner Witch - 9/10
Stag - 10/10
Honky - 10/10
Singles 1-12 - 5/10
Alive At The Fucker Club - 6/10
The Maggot - 9/10
The Bootlicker - 7.5/10
The Crybaby - 8.5/10
Colossus Of Destiny - 7.5/10
Electroretard - 8.5/10
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 5/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 9/10
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 7/10
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 7/10
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 7/10
Sieg Howdy! - 6/10
Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 7.5/10
(A) Senile Animal - 7.5/10
Nude With Boots - 8/10
Chicken Switch - 6/10
The Bride Screamed Murder - 6/10
Sugar Daddy Live - 6/10
The Bulls & The Bees -  6/10 (might reach seven by the end of the year)

[homeless_dad]

No choose your battles and making love demo peoples???

10 Songs / 26 Songs - 9.5/10
Gluey Porch Treatments - 9.5/10
Ozma - 11/10
Your Choice Live Series - 8/10
Bullhead - 9.5/10
Eggnog - 11.5/10
King Buzzo - 7.5/10
Dale Crover - 9/10
Joe Preston - 4/10
Lysol - 8.5/10
Houdini - 8.5/10
Prick - 5/10
Stoner Witch - 8.5/10
Stag - 8.5/10
Honky - 6/10
Singles 1-12 - 6.5/10
Alive At The Fucker Club - 6.5/10
The Maggot - 7.5/10
The Bootlicker - 9.5/10
The Crybaby - 5/10
Colossus Of Destiny - 3/10
Electroretard - 7.5/10
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 9/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 9.5/10
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 7/10
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 7/10
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 9/10
Sieg Howdy! - 8/10
Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 8.5/10
(A) Senile Animal - 6.5/10
Making Love Demos - 10.5/10
Choose Your Battles - 9.5/10
Nude With Boots - 8/10
The Bride Screamed Murder - 7.5/10
Sugar Daddy Live - 7.5/10
The Bulls & The Bees - 7/10 more like 8/10

[Dan_Halen]

Gluey Porch Treatments - 8/10
Ozma - 9/10
Bullhead - 10/10
Eggnog - 10/10
King Buzzo - 8/10
Dale Crover -8.5/10
Joe Preston - 3/10
Lysol - 10/10
Houdini - 10/10
Prick - -11/10
Stoner Witch - 10/10
Stag - 9/10
Honky- 7/10
Maggot 9.5/10
Bootlicker 8.5/10
Crybaby 6/10
Electroretard - 7/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 10/10
The End  Live LP- 9/10
Houdini Live 2005: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 9/10
(A) Senile Animal - 9/10
Nude With Boots - 8/10
The Bride Screamed Murder - 8/10
Sugar Daddy Live: 8/10
The Bulls & The Bees - 9/10
Freak Puke- 8.7/10
1983 EP- 8/10
Everybody Loves Sausages...currently awaiting approval by the FDA.

[The Bloated Pope]

10 Songs / 26 Songs - 6/10
Gluey Porch Treatments - 6/10
Ozma - 6/10
Your Choice Live Series - 6/10
Bullhead - 8/10
Eggnog - 7/10
King Buzzo - 6/10
Dale Crover - 7/10
Joe Preston - 6/10
Lysol - 8/10
Houdini - 7/10
Prick - 5/10
Stoner Witch - 9/10
Stag - 7/10
Honky - 7/10
Singles 1-12 - 6/10
Alive At The Fucker Club - 7/10
The Maggot - 9/10
The Bootlicker - 9/10
The Crybaby - 6/10
Colossus Of Destiny - 5/10
Electroretard - 7/10
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 6/10
HAT - 9/10
POTRE - 9/10
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 7/10
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 7/10
Sieg Howdy! - 7/10
Houdini Live 2005 - 9/10
(A) Senile Animal - 9/10
Nude With Boots - 8/10
Chicken Switch - 5/10
The Bride Screamed Murder - 7/10
Sugar Daddy Live - 8/10
The Bulls & The Bees - 8/10
Freak Puke - 8/10

[homeless_dad]

Pope, how is it that not one release is a 10?!?! 

[The Bloated Pope]

Pope, how is it that not one release is a 10?!?! 

Notes mean nothing for me, it's just a stone cold indication

And I'm very versatile so I can't put 10/10   

[(PAUL)]

Kind of a rate the records, this is how many listeners each album has according to last.fm as of 8/26/12:

10 Songs/26 Songs - 8,234
Gluey Porch Treatments - 13,027
Ozma - 46,051
Your Choice Live - 242
Bullhead - 42,273
Eggnog - 5,755
King Buzzo - 7,155
Dale Crover - 5,408
Joe Preston - 3,480
Lysol - 11,044
Houdini - 109,333
Prick - 6,989
Stoner Witch - 63,586
Stag - 20,512
Honky - 9,634
Singles 1-12 - 7,965
Alive at the Fucker Club - 3,497
The Maggot - 13,749
The Bootlicker - 15,603
The Crybaby - 10,749
Colossus of Destiny - 776
Electroretard - 7,214
Millenium Monsterwork 2000 - 55,608
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 14,120
Pigs of the Roman Empire - 31,445
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 28,029
Mangled Demos - 2,985
Sieg Howdy! - 19,588
Houdini Live - 2,988
A Senile Animal - 32,811
Nude with Boots - 45,597
The Bride Screamed Murder - 15,386
Sugar Daddy Live - 2,082
The Bulls and the Bees - 661
Freak Puke -  3,167

[Shatz]

Millenium Monsterwork 2000 - 55,608

That makes it third place behind Stoner Witch and Houdini. While it's not the worst record in the world, this is still outrageous. Must be due to the involvement of that Patton guy.

[black stallion]

Millenium Monsterwork 2000 - 55,608

That makes it third place behind Stoner Witch and Houdini. While it's not the worst record in the world, this is still outrageous. Must be due to the involvement of that Patton guy.

good call!