has anyone seen this yet,especially the Eugene Oregon part :D?
http://introvertedloudmouth.blogspot.com/2008/09/reports-from-melvins-dog-tour-2008.html
"So I am starting to personally meet some of the regular internet posters on "Melvins Net" and I must say, as nice as they are, I am still a little creeped out by a few of 'em. And for a bunch of weirdos like us to comment on all of these other weirdos, well..they must be weird. Some of these folks are flying around the friggin' country to see the band..like they are following the Dead or maybe at least Phish! Almost all of them are polite, though. And they love posters, too. It still makes me think a little bit about the awkward relationship between the performer and the fan. It is lopsided at best. One of these days all of these folks are going to turn on the people that they worship. It always happens. They are going to be let down. But in the meantime, why not fly around all over the country and post messages on the internet about how Jared was seen eating pizza down the street or that Dale picked his nose in the parking lot or that Coady was very polite to someone? No harm done." -Walsby
ouch! damn brian. we got feelings ya know. :D
as decent as you just came across with this I still somehow feel guilty and ashamed of myself. perhaps I should rethink my life.
Well, I guess he remembered me. I don't think I'm one of the people that came off as creepy, but he was aware that I'd flown around to see them because Dan pointed it out to him. And I love posters. Oh well, if I ever turn on the Melvins, I guess he'll be right. Does it make me a creep because I flew to Cali for a two shows and then came to the four that were close to where I live?? I don't think so. I think I was pretty polite to him :)
Good to see I'm not the only one that hated the Eugene crowd. It was full of assholes. He couldn't have been more right.
walsby is a hell of a guy. no doubt.
but I sense this strange anger or resentment for "us". I sensed it prior to this statement made by him. he kinda melted down over the whole Grumpy's Disc Set thing.
I hold the man in high esteem. but I don't get why there is an underlying negativity for people who support the melvins emphatically. attend multiple shows. purchase mounds of schwag. etc. I get the feeling he is irratated that someone like hanzy busted his ass and spent alot of money to support the band he loves. to me hanzy deserves a hearty pat-on-the-back for his efforts. but then again I'm one of those "creeps" I suppose since I introduced myself to brian as "glen from the melvins.net".
I will fully admit that its a little overbearing and shows signs of a lack of life. but at the same time to each their own. we all find little things that bring us joy in life. some of those things involve creepy-stalkerlike behavior but as long as its harmless so what? a point made well by walsby in this blog.
just sayin.
And this is all coming from who again? A geek in his forties, roading for the Melvins who is also running a blog? Just saying. No harm done.
Quote from: norecess on October 14, 2008, 08:55:24 AM
And this is all coming from who again? A geek in his forties, roading for the Melvins who is also running a blog? Just saying. No harm done.
:lol:
he's a little more than distressed that his third book sold ten times more just because it came with a cd from some unknown metal band.
and the bashing begins. :D
oh guys, i like Brian's funny-sarcastic tones and personally don't see nothing more than that in his words.and Idle,about your trip to see The Melvins,what you did in my opinion is simply great!i'm exactly like you,with only that little difference,i live in Europe and i can't see them so often.they should be proud of people like you and be sure they are.
all of that c.o.c. talk was creepy!
Quote from: black stallion on October 14, 2008, 09:28:44 AM
oh guys, i like Brian's funny-sarcastic tones and personally don't see nothing more than that in his words.
you hear that guys? stallion is in cahoots! he's one of them! GET HIM!!
in all seriousness though... I will politely disagree with the "funny-sarcastic tones" comment.
he means what he says. you can feel it. and that goes for the more positive comments like "nice" and "polite" as well.
i think brian's talking about YOU GUYS!
Just wait for the Melvins.net hand drawn posters soon to be available.
Quote from: Dr.Benway on October 14, 2008, 09:47:33 AM
Just wait for the Melvins.net hand drawn posters soon to be available.
series #1: a spoof of middle aged resentment filled punk guy who looks down on those who support his summer job.
ZING!!! I kid.
coming from middle-aged fanboy loser guy who needs better things to do with his life than chase rock bands around. that being series #2, of course.
why'd it take you so long to get dan? i thought he was a super cool guy when i met him back in the day.his bro john was really cool too.
I'm just planning ahead to next year. Hopefully I can see more shows than the five I saw this year, (six if I fly down to San Diego and miss Thanksgiving).
Quote from: GrimReaper on October 14, 2008, 10:21:43 AM
I'm just planning ahead to next year. Hopefully I can see more shows than the five I saw this year, (six if I fly down to San Diego and miss Thanksgiving).
*points finger*
LOSER!!!
:D
i dont see anything wrong with following the melvins around
there a great band worth seeing multiple times and its a good excuse to travel to different cities. if id been in the situation i am now cash wise a month or so ago, i wouldve checked out a couple of european dates, no question.
anyway my bit on the matter
Quote3. CREEPY OBSESSIVE MELVINS FANS THAT ARE ALSO "COLLECTORS". Running neck and neck with the drunks, these guys (and I do mean guys, there was not a single woman that I encountered that was like this) are super fucking annoying, the kind of guys that liked the band a little bit too much for their own good, the kind of people that would pee their pants if "King Buzzo" (not Buzz, note the difference.) walked on by, the kind of guy who would whine about getting the poster marked "69" out of all of the show posters, the kind of guy who would complain about how the band had some insignificant piece of merchandise the year before and on and on it goes. To a man, I barely tolerated all of these basement trolls and secretly felt sorry for them.
:lol:
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 14, 2008, 11:27:10 AM
Quote3. CREEPY OBSESSIVE MELVINS FANS THAT ARE ALSO "COLLECTORS". Running neck and neck with the drunks, these guys (and I do mean guys, there was not a single woman that I encountered that was like this) are super fucking annoying, the kind of guys that liked the band a little bit too much for their own good, the kind of people that would pee their pants if "King Buzzo" (not Buzz, note the difference.) walked on by, the kind of guy who would whine about getting the poster marked "69" out of all of the show posters, the kind of guy who would complain about how the band had some insignificant piece of merchandise the year before and on and on it goes. To a man, I barely tolerated all of these basement trolls and secretly felt sorry for them.
:lol:
i remember telling john how thankful i was that the zippo had sold out and i didn't have to waste 40 bucks on a stupid lighter. he laughed.
Speaking of Brian, he sent me this some weeks ago, I think accidently, as I don't really know him.
QuoteNorth Carolina Public Radio WUNC - SOT... - http://wunc.org/tsot/archive (http://wunc.org/tsot/archive/sot1001c08.mp3/view)
hey, I was on NPR today, on the radio! - brian walsby
I just think of manchild 3, the "king buzzo is my god" guy, I guess that's me. Brian sounds kind of bitter though. I tried to be sober, clear, and concise when I was spending hard-earned (by my girlfriend) money on music by a band he ostensibly loves. And on a poster by an artist who I never would have heard of if he hadn't put a melvins cd in his last comic. I'm sure many people on this board are in bands or have been and I've sure many of us have been at the merch table putting up with the drunks. His problem, unlike mine, is that people actually like the band and want to buy stuff, the nerve! Anyway, he still seemed nice enough when I was dealing with him and he's right about eugene, what a bunch of mongoloids.
Jared eats pizza? Dale picks his nose? I eat pizza and pick my nose! Holy fuck!
Oh MAN I'd love to know what kind of pizza Jared likes. But seriously.. I guess the only creepy freak / freaky creep criterion I satisfy is that I come on here. I was pretty pumped for the show I went to, wanted to talk about it.. Seemed like kind of a logical thing to do. I don't have the money or inclination to be an Official Obsessive and Picky Collector of Melvins Merchandise, although I do appreciate the chance to buy a nice band t-shirt and poster when I get the chance. I rarely drink at shows because I hate missing songs to take a piss..... I think I'm clean. I was worried I'd have to check into some kind of clinic and get a swab put in the end of my pee-pee.
I can understand Walsby's frustration with some folks to be honest. I've witnessed the guys he talks about, and selling merchandise is a stressful and hectic job. I'd be pissed off with a month and a half's worth of shit from drunks and nerds too. Why do people mention they're from the Melvins.net? It doesn't make you any more of a fan than anyone else.. I guess I'm a partial nerd, because meeting any of the Melvins would be kind of a thrill for me, but I love their music, I have a lot of respect for them. They're cool guys with awesome, inspiring talent.
I think it's all about just doing your thing without bothering anyone.
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on October 14, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
Why do people mention they're from the Melvins.net?
newsflash: walsby is a member here as well. my name is pretty simple. perhaps he would recognize it. and he did.
plus I feel really cool like maybe I am a bigger fan than the losers in line outside the joint who said "I hope the melvins play music tonight and not just noise. I was at this show once and they played feedback for like an hour straight. dude.. it was crazy!" 8-[
Quote from: glen on October 14, 2008, 02:43:18 PM
plus I feel really cool like maybe I am a bigger fan than the losers in line outside the joint who said "I hope the melvins play music tonight and not just noise. I was at this show once and they played feedback for like an hour straight. dude.. it was crazy!" 8-[
"No way, dude!"
"Way!"
(http://progressiveboink.com/b/images/100film/67.jpg)
I for one think that no one needs to justify, classify or analyze their obsession with Melvins. We're all friends, we love the Melvins; I guess anyone here can be overly fanatic at times. So what? It's all good. Peace!
Some of his books read like personal journals; I wonder if he ever gets creeped out knowing millions of people know what happened in his personal life?
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 14, 2008, 02:58:27 PM
Some of his books read like personal journals; I wonder if he ever gets creeped out knowing millions of people know what happened in his personal life?
you read them? STALKER!!!!
Meh, stalking, troo fan, its all semantics!!
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 14, 2008, 03:10:18 PM
Meh, stalking, troo fan, its all semantics!!
IS SEMANTICS THE NEW EPIC!!!???
Please let 'semantics' become a buzzword, that'd totally RULE!
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 14, 2008, 03:10:18 PM
Meh, stalking, troo fan, its all semantics!!
indeed my good man, indeed.
Quote from: glen on October 14, 2008, 02:43:18 PM
Quote from: Eye in Triangle on October 14, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
Why do people mention they're from the Melvins.net?
newsflash: walsby is a member here as well. my name is pretty simple. perhaps he would recognize it. and he did.
plus I feel really cool like maybe I am a bigger fan than the losers in line outside the joint who said "I hope the melvins play music tonight and not just noise. I was at this show once and they played feedback for like an hour straight. dude.. it was crazy!" 8-[
I didn't know Walsby was a member here, still, don't know if I'd mention it.. It still pangs a bit to me of introducing yourself as of a more tuned-in fan than everyone else in the queue, and maybe that wasn't
your specific intention, but can you see how it might come across? I dunno, whatever, that's how I might take it after a tours-worth of hearing it.
I imagine ol' B. Walsby will be here soon enough and get a peek at this thread, sit back in his chair and think to himself "wow, if these losers didn't just prove my point...."
and thats okay.
becuase I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. and dog gone it, people like me.
At least we can all agreee people from (and maybe even named) Eugene are assholes.
Melvins fans, hardcore or not, UNITE!
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 14, 2008, 11:27:10 AM
Quote3. CREEPY OBSESSIVE MELVINS FANS THAT ARE ALSO "COLLECTORS". Running neck and neck with the drunks, these guys (and I do mean guys, there was not a single woman that I encountered that was like this) are super fucking annoying, the kind of guys that liked the band a little bit too much for their own good, the kind of people that would pee their pants if "King Buzzo" (not Buzz, note the difference.) walked on by, the kind of guy who would whine about getting the poster marked "69" out of all of the show posters, the kind of guy who would complain about how the band had some insignificant piece of merchandise the year before and on and on it goes. To a man, I barely tolerated all of these basement trolls and secretly felt sorry for them.
:lol:
Hmmmm....I wonder if I qualify as a creepy collector since I bought one his self made Melvins posters that he was selling for $20 a pop?
I'm slightly confused by his statements. Sarcasm or reality, I'm not sure what to think. Basically it boils down to me knowing I wasn't ever a douch to him, I lurked a bit looking at all the stuff for sale, but I never spilled beer or called myself the biggest Melvins fan in the universe.
Done caring.
He's right about the awkward relationship between the performer and then fan.
"Some of these folks are flying around the friggin' country to see the band..like they are following the Dead or maybe at least Phish! "
Is he implying that they arent worth following around the country to see?
What's the big deal? As if we didn't already know we are all bunch of weirdos?!
I must say, I find people pissing their pants over Buzz walking by a lot less weird than people who would piss from excitement if they came within 100 feet of Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton .
Why do you all care about what he says about you? If you like the Melvins, buy their stuff and see them live. It's really all that simple.
As I recall, most of the '08 summer show reviews that I've read here on the board, state that Brian was very nice and that several of the board members also left him a little extra cash. Many of us here have also followed the Melvins since way back..and we flock to see them perform live as much as we can. (like Dead fans? yes.) Brian had positive thoughts aimed towards 'us' in the paragraph that glen posted and thoughts that I found not so positive.
(I have yet to click on the link that b. stallion posted - I'm sure I will when I find the time)
I personally didn't attend a 2008 summer show..so I didn't cross paths w/ Mr. Walsby. When I think about the Melvins merchandise/music that I've purchased over the years, I can't think of any Walsby items that are included in this accumulation.
Bottom line..I'm a Melvins fan, not a Walsby fan.
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 14, 2008, 07:26:40 PM
Why do you all care about what he says about you?
becuase I am very.. VERY sensitive.
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 14, 2008, 07:26:40 PM
Why do you all care about what he says about you? If you like the Melvins, buy their stuff and see them live. It's really all that simple.
And the member most likely to be one of the Melvins is....
Seriously though, it's not that I care about what he thinks, or will change my opinion or actions because of him, I just like the sound of my own voice.
Quote from: Buick GN on October 14, 2008, 07:56:55 PM
As I recall, most of the '08 summer show reviews that I've read here on the board, state that Brian was very nice and that several of the board members also left him a little extra cash. Many of us here have also followed the Melvins since way back..and we flock to see them perform live as much as we can. (like Dead fans? yes.) Brian had positive thoughts aimed towards 'us' in the paragraph that glen posted and thoughts that I found not so positive.
(I have yet to click on the link that b. stallion posted - I'm sure I will when I find the time)
I personally didn't attend a 2008 summer show..so I didn't cross paths w/ Mr. Walsby. When I think about the Melvins merchandise/music that I've purchased over the years, I can't think of any Walsby items that are included in this accumulation.
Bottom line..I'm a Melvins fan, not a Walsby fan.
I saw Brian 4 times, early on in the tour. He was very cool to me, even chatted with me for a bit while I perused his posters. I can imagine getting burned out too, after 6 weeks.
Quote from: turnacus on October 14, 2008, 08:08:46 PM
Seriously though, it's not that I care about what he thinks, or will change my opinion or actions because of him, I just like the sound of my own voice.
bam, nailed it.
maybe he's just inventing material for the next comic.
Quote from: glen on October 14, 2008, 07:58:46 PM
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 14, 2008, 07:26:40 PM
Why do you all care about what he says about you?
becuase I am very.. VERY sensitive.
I know you just recently had a baby, but don't worry, you hormone fluctuations will stabilize. It is a natural process.
Quote from: glen on October 14, 2008, 07:58:46 PM
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 14, 2008, 07:26:40 PM
Why do you all care about what he says about you?
becuase I am very.. VERY sensitive.
Uh oh Glen! Don't read his entry about the 'guy' in Michigan that was from some board and was very drunk and wanted a custom poster about the forum!! :shock: :o :shock:
I'm sure glad I don't fall into the Creepy Melvins Fan/Collector category! 8)
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 14, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
and was very drunk
I was? who told you that? I want answers godamit.
:lol: :P
Quote from: ManWithNoName on October 14, 2008, 05:50:34 PM
What's the big deal? As if we didn't already know we are all bunch of weirdos?!
i didn't :(
i'm just glad to see that a guy who was so willing to leave his lucrative job at whole foods to roam around the u.s. in a van with a bunch of know nothing metalhead goofs, hammering out minimalist cartoons with magic markers, was willing to point out how some people will financially and emotionally go out of their way just to see a band play the same songs night in, night out for a weeks span and just how unsettling it is to see people live their lives in such a mundane way.(now THAT'S what i call a run-on sentence!)
sorry, even though i don't really fit any criteria put forth by the reluctant king other than being the coolest fan ever, but his words feel a bit elitist, almost mocking. i'd hope he was joking in being so judgmental, but the man thrives on his words being forthright and uncompromised.
sorry to hear that the fans of this band came out and supported this band, allowing them the ability to do what they love, calling you and giving you to find ample reason to leave your family and job for a month and a half, just to make 2 and 1/2 hours of your day a little bit harder.
sheesh. damn run-ons.
QuoteOne of them ended up being the sound man and he was a bit of a SST records fan. Another one was sort of a death metal guitarist with an open mind. Talking to these guys was really nice and it sort of gave me hope for the young kids of the future, similar to that unbeatable feeling of turning someone on to some cool shit that they might have never heard of.
:lol:
Dude needs to get out more.
holy raked over the coals,batman!!
I just wrote a bunch of stuff as it was going on and then posted it when I got home on my blog. No editing. Maybe not the smartest thing I have ever done, but hey I was calling it as a saw it when things went along. I don't even remember which people I met in relation to anyone on here but rest assured: most people were nice.
So, just to re-cap:
1. creepy fandom is still really weird.
2. drunk people get old real fast.
3. no matter how it read, I was appreciate of the experience.
4. The Grumpy's thing was hilarious.
5. those kids in Buffalo ARE THE FUTURE!!!
feel free to bash away!
Quote from: reluctantking on October 15, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
So, just to re-cap:
1. creepy fandom is still really weird.
2. drunk people get old real fast.
3. no matter how it read, I was appreciate of the experience.
4. The Grumpy's thing was hilarious.
5. those kids in Buffalo ARE THE FUTURE!!!
Ha, I can live with that.
Old people also get drunk fast.
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 15, 2008, 12:36:00 AM
i'm just glad to see that a guy who was so willing to leave his lucrative job at whole foods to roam around the u.s. in a van ......
when the hell did Walsby get a job??
At the minneapolis show I went up right away and dropped like $200+, thanked Mr Walsby and went to put stuff in a car. Before I did this I asked my wife if she wanted a Big Biz shirt and she declined. I asked her if she was sure and she said yes. Fast forward to the end of the night after the show is well over and Brian is trying to pack stuff up, my wife is wasted and decides she needs a Big Biz shirt. She goes over to Brian and he demurely helps her as she tries different designs and sizes. I felt bad for him. Sorry about that Brian.
Quote from: norecess on October 15, 2008, 08:35:54 AM
Quote from: reluctantking on October 15, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
So, just to re-cap:
1. creepy fandom is still really weird.
2. drunk people get old real fast.
3. no matter how it read, I was appreciate of the experience.
4. The Grumpy's thing was hilarious.
5. those kids in Buffalo ARE THE FUTURE!!!
Ha, I can live with that.
Old people also get drunk fast.
Old people and small dogs.
Quote from: reluctantking on October 15, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
holy raked over the coals,batman!!
I just wrote a bunch of stuff as it was going on and then posted it when I got home on my blog. No editing.
Dearest Mr. Walsby,
Keep it real...Real dumb that is.
Your material is refreshing and honest.
I love the low brow Buk/Crumb slant.
Too bad some of the melvins.net nerds have thin skin.
Proable pussy loafer wearers.. :lol:
I would be honored to be bashed by you.
Kinda Don Rickles like.
lets not give him too much credit
i thought his comics suck donkey dicks
id take a melvins paperweight anyday over all the comicbooks hell ever scribble
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 15, 2008, 12:04:11 PM
Quote from: reluctantking on October 15, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
holy raked over the coals,batman!!
I just wrote a bunch of stuff as it was going on and then posted it when I got home on my blog. No editing.
Dearest Mr. Walsby,
Keep it real...Real dumb that is.
Your material is refreshing and honest.
I love the low brow Buk/Crumb slant.
Too bad some of the melvins.net nerds have thin skin.
Proable pussy loafer wearers.. :lol:
I would be honored to be bashed by you.
Kinda Don Rickles like.
that's kinda creepy.
well, i do appreciate your response, brian, and i do enjoy your books. just don't forget those teeth you saw from behind the merch table belonged to the gift horse.
Quote from: change&suffocation on October 15, 2008, 10:00:48 PM
lets not give him too much credit
i thought his comics suck donkey dicks
id take a melvins paperweight anyday over all the comicbooks hell ever scribble
I hear ya! :|
that last thing we need around here is serious discussion. thankfully pinkyslim's posts return us to our childhood every time.
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 15, 2008, 10:38:33 PM
that last thing we need around here is serious discussion. thankfully pinkyslim's posts return us to our childhood every time.
I think it's "creepy" you constantly use the words "we" and "us".
You are just one nerd aren't you? =;
why is everyone explaining themselves?
"Im definatley not an obsessive melvins junk collecting weirdo"
"Oh, im so glad IM not a creeper melvins fan."
"Oh, he cant be talking about me...I never get drunk.. im so great."
smooch smooch suck suck suck.
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 01:01:30 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 15, 2008, 10:38:33 PM
that last thing we need around here is serious discussion. thankfully pinkyslim's posts return us to our childhood every time.
I think it's "creepy" you constantly use the words "we" and "us".
You are just one nerd aren't you? =;
maybe.
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 01:01:30 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 15, 2008, 10:38:33 PM
that last thing we need around here is serious discussion. thankfully pinkyslim's posts return us to our childhood every time.
I think it's "creepy" you constantly use the words "we" and "us".
You are just one nerd aren't you? =;
Old Fart Lips is royalty. Didn't you know? He speaks in the majestic plural.
:-D
Quote from: ... on October 16, 2008, 02:39:05 AM
why is everyone explaining themselves?
"Im definatley not an obsessive melvins junk collecting weirdo"
"Oh, im so glad IM not a creeper melvins fan."
"Oh, he cant be talking about me...I never get drunk.. im so great."
smooch smooch suck suck suck.
no shit :lol:
were you around when everyone thought Joe Preston was posting here? talk about virtual dick sucking.
i think this thread is just bringing out the worst in everybody.
Quote from: cara on October 16, 2008, 11:15:27 AM
i think this thread is just bringing out the worst in everybody.
stop wimpering and wake up.Go hug a tree :lol: or give yourself a thorough shaving. (bush, legs, armpits) :-&
Quote from: ... on October 16, 2008, 02:39:05 AM
why is everyone explaining themselves?
Beause most people are spineless and wussy's :-({|=
[[/quote]
Old Fart Lips is royalty. Didn't you know? He speaks in the majestic plural.
[/quote] .
Fart lips reminds me of the fat comic dude on the SIMPSONS sporting a goatee to hide his weak chin BUT gay. :-k
Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.
I've met Brian in person, he's really cool.
Fartlips is sharp, and makes great posts. Pinkyslim contributes less than shit to this forum. I hope Fart can withstand the horrible insults of being called a nerd. :lol:
QuoteFart lips reminds me of the fat comic dude on the SIMPSONS sporting a goatee to hide his weak chin BUT gay
He reminds me of a minotaur
he reminds me of the dude in his profile pic, but funnier
a nominee for most entertaining thread of 2008.
Quote from: glen on October 16, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
a nominee for most entertaining thread of 2008.
"hi buzz you may know of me, moderator of melvins.net and star of 2008's most entertaining thread, glen"
GLEN IS THE BEST
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on October 16, 2008, 01:22:39 PM
Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.
I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow to see QUI and The Heroine Sheiks at Spaceland.
Try me. :evil:
pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!
=; :wink:
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 05:11:34 PM
pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!
How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest and most hip MELVINS fanatic. No one is as witty or with it like you. Better? ](*,)
Give me a break! I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis 8)
Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes. I just call them out =D>
=; :wink:
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 05:11:34 PM
pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!
How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest and most hip MELVINS fanatic. No one is as witty or with it like you. Better? ](*,)
Give me a break! I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis 8)
Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes. I just call them out =D>
=; :wink:
Farty has been around here a lot more than you have. Implying that he's to serious and to uptight is ridiculous, and shows that you really don't know what your talking about. You've had barely anything to say that isn't an insult directed at someone. You sit there at your desk calling everyone a pussy, trying to be all cool and hard and shit. Or whatever it is your trying to be. Its getting stupid. Chill the hell out and try not to be such a bitch.
Now, go on and say something back to me about being a pussy, or call me out, or call me a drama queen or something. Say something sarcastic and witty. We'll all fall to our knee's and heap praise on you for being a tough chick. Christ, enough's enough. Go be cool somewhere else.
walsby was wrong. pinky is the future. #-o
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 04:49:17 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on October 16, 2008, 01:22:39 PM
Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.
I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow to see QUI and The Heroine Sheiks at Spaceland.
Try me. :evil:
Hehe, what do you look like?
Quote from: Idlehanz on October 16, 2008, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 05:11:34 PM
pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!
How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest and most hip MELVINS fanatic. No one is as witty or with it like you. Better? ](*,)
Give me a break! I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis 8)
Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes. I just call them out =D>
=; :wink:
Farty has been around here a lot more than you have. Implying that he's to serious and to uptight is ridiculous, and shows that you really don't know what your talking about. You've had barely anything to say that isn't an insult directed at someone. You sit there at your desk calling everyone a pussy, trying to be all cool and hard and shit. Or whatever it is your trying to be. Its getting stupid. Chill the hell out and try not to be such a bitch.
Now, go on and say something back to me about being a pussy, or call me out, or call me a drama queen or something. Say something sarcastic and witty. We'll all fall to our knee's and heap praise on you for being a tough chick. Christ, enough's enough. Go be cool somewhere else.
"But Idlehandz, you totally don't understand, Pinkyslim is telling it like it is! She's tough on a computer, a rebel, like Dottie! No pussiness for her!"
Heheh.
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 16, 2008, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 04:49:17 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on October 16, 2008, 01:22:39 PM
Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.
I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow to see QUI and The Heroine Sheiks at Spaceland.
Try me. :evil:
Hehe, what do you look like?
you going, bMan? ask jesse, the bassist for heroine sheiks, about his other band, stnnng. great fucking band. or just yell out "KEEP ROWING!"
Quote from: Idlehanz on October 16, 2008, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 05:11:34 PM
pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!
How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest and most hip MELVINS fanatic. No one is as witty or with it like you. Better? ](*,)
Give me a break! I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis 8)
Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes. I just call them out =D>
=; :wink:
Farty has been around here a lot more than you have. Implying that he's to serious and to uptight is ridiculous, and shows that you really don't know what your talking about. You've had barely anything to say that isn't an insult directed at someone. You sit there at your desk calling everyone a pussy, trying to be all cool and hard and shit. Or whatever it is your trying to be. Its getting stupid. Chill the hell out and try not to be such a bitch.
Now, go on and say something back to me about being a pussy, or call me out, or call me a drama queen or something. Say something sarcastic and witty. We'll all fall to our knee's and heap praise on you for being a tough chick. Christ, enough's enough. Go be cool somewhere else.
Ok here we go.
You droped the word WE 'LL which is weird and fraternity like.
You also call me BITCH. Have I slandered you?
I do not try to be anything other than brutally honest.
Most melvin.net posters are frat dicks who have to pile dump.
The good ones:
Glenn
Blewis
Rev. Mike
The crybaby
Anaconda
Molsok
Gray Harbor Mafia
notinthenotice
Grim Reaper
Paul
The gentlemen/nerds on the board who wear pussy loafers to work:
OLD FART LIPS
Cara-very square and no humor.
Idealhanz
Meadling crybabby
I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt. 8)
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman :D
I wrote a whole thing out, but I'll just pm it to you. I don't want to start one one these arguments within a thread. We had enough of those already.
THANKS PINKY! wow this board is the best. cant we all get along, i know that sounds stupid as hell, but were all here for the same reason. i find everybodys posts pretty interesting, ALTHOUGH....i pretty much despise UNCLE FESTER. and glen is still my hero
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
I do not try to be anything other than brutally honest.
yep. i went back and read some of your past posts and have to say you are spot on. brutally honest and not a damn thing otherwise. have some cookies, double d.
Wow, Glen is right, this is thread of the year material.
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
The good ones:
Glenn
Blewis
Rev. Mike
The crybaby
Anaconda
Molsok
Gray Harbor Mafia
notinthenotice
The gentlemen/nerds on the board who wear pussy loafers to work:
OLD FART LIPS
Cara-very square and no humor.
Idealhanz
Meadling crybabby
Quote from: ... on October 16, 2008, 02:39:05 AM
smooch smooch suck suck suck.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I had no idea that pinkyslim was a female. :shock:
Are pussy loafers comfortable? They sound like they are.
Quote from: Idlehanz on October 16, 2008, 07:43:27 PM
Are pussy loafers comfortable? They sound like they are.
you'd be pussyfootin' it!
The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.
thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need. these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 16, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.
that would be whomever [-X
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 08:06:19 PM
thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need. these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.
tough times?
I am just warming up.
Lay on the brew, vicodin, weed and xanax and I will have OLd FRAT Lips in tears. =D>
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:09:32 PM
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 16, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.
that would be whomever [-X
ZING!
was that something you learned today in class?
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
Most melvin.net posters are frat dicks who have to pile dump.
Sooo are you saying you are an Omega Mu?
QuoteI will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman
Typical. Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that,
talk to my boyfriend
Quote from: Dr.Benway on October 16, 2008, 08:23:34 PM
QuoteI will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman
Typical. Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend
Hehe, I remember at a ministry show a guy got PUMMELED by a meathead after his girl 'fell' into some guy, and then acted like the poor sap touched her in a bad place. The meathead got ejected eventually.
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 08:06:19 PM
thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need. these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.
tough times?
I am just warming up.
Lay on the brew, vicodin, weed and xanax and I will have OLd FRAT Lips in tears. =D>
huh? did that sentence make any sense? =D> for overuse of emoticons. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Quote from: Dr.Benway on October 16, 2008, 08:23:34 PM
QuoteI will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman
Typical. Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend
not at all dude. My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. :D/
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: Dr.Benway on October 16, 2008, 08:23:34 PM
QuoteI will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman
Typical. Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend
not at all dude. My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. :D/
sweethert? that's "sweetheart", sweetheart. [-X
Quote from: Idlehanz on October 16, 2008, 07:43:27 PM
Are pussy loafers comfortable? They sound like they are.
:lol:
Pussy loafers are frikking
manly! I mean, Christ, you're slipping your footsies
into a foot-slit! Only real men wear pussy loafers. If I wore pussy loafers on my fists and my feet at the same time I'd probably od from excess manliness.
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: Dr.Benway on October 16, 2008, 08:23:34 PM
QuoteI will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman
Typical. Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend
not at all dude. My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. :D/
sweethert? that's "sweetheart", sweetheart. [-X
xanaxxxxxxxx :cheers:beers :cheers:volcano :cheers:vics
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: Dr.Benway on October 16, 2008, 08:23:34 PM
QuoteI will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman
Typical. Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend
not at all dude. My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. :D/
so he's more peewee than dillon?
(http://whatisthewhat.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/pee-wee-herman.jpg)
(http://www.signingstars.co.uk/autos/jamesarness.gif)
you like the old guys, don't you?
peewee + matt dillon = 70 year old gay sheriff. nice, stinkythumb!
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:09:32 PM
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 16, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.
that would be whomever [-X
Actually, Buzzo used 'Whoever' correctly. 'Whoever is giving' is the subject of 'should be ashamed of themselves'. 'Whoever' is the subject of 'is'.
BURN!!!
Muahaha!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sadly, I think this thread will only confirm Brian W.'s original statements. :( Le sigh!
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 16, 2008, 08:55:25 PM
Sadly, I think this thread will only confirm Brian W.'s original statements. :( Le sigh!
all i know is that i am in tears! :lol:
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 16, 2008, 08:55:25 PM
Sadly, I think this thread will only confirm Brian W.'s original statements. :( Le sigh!
Sadly, you do not have an original thought in your skull.
Yea, you do a "noble" job of mopping up others vulgarities with your editing like a fuckin' puppet.
All you are is a glorified mop sperm cleaner in a Manhattan sex booth but use a computer.
I bet your parents are proud of you calling yourself Butthole man on a fan site with with mostly males.
Dude call me at 310-614-0067 on Friday night at the Sheiks show and I am sure YOU AND I can set things straight.
Are you a man or a mouse?
Mybe I will get Shannon to slap your thick head with a dildo I will provide him prior to the show.
What will you be wearing?
Best
PimKy sLim
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
Ok here we go.
You droped the word WE 'LL which is weird and fraternity like.
You also call me BITCH. Have I slandered you?
I do not try to be anything other than brutally honest.
Most melvin.net posters are frat dicks who have to pile dump.
The good ones:
Glenn
Blewis
Rev. Mike
The crybaby
Anaconda
Molsok
Gray Harbor Mafia
notinthenotice
Grim Reaper
Paul
The gentlemen/nerds on the board who wear pussy loafers to work:
OLD FART LIPS
Cara-very square and no humor.
Idealhanz
Meadling crybabby
I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt. 8)
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman :D
hahahahahahaha.
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
....wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt. 8)
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman :D
If you didn't have a boyfriend, and I was at that show, I would buy you drink and try to take you home with me. I may not always agree with what you post, but I love a woman who's not afraid to tell it like it is. Right on, Sister! :cheers:
and 38's doubles!! HELLOOOO BABY?? you just gotta know jackie
she's a good apple, a civilized worm in it. *dick-hold moment over*
I don't think it can be referred to as "Dick-Holding" when you're discussing a female. Shouldn't it be called "Cupping" or something?
you never know with her. :love: :bs:
:lol:
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 08:06:19 PM
thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need. these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.
tough times?
I am just warming up.
Lay on the brew, vicodin, weed and xanax and I will have OLd FRAT Lips in tears. =D>
That would be: "Tough times?".
Quote from: Buzzo Bloodwitch on October 18, 2008, 08:23:28 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on October 16, 2008, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on October 16, 2008, 08:06:19 PM
thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need. these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.
tough times?
I am just warming up.
Lay on the brew, vicodin, weed and xanax and I will have OLd FRAT Lips in tears. =D>
That would be: "Tough times?".
:lol:
To a sixth grader, maybe?
This thread reminds me of this scene in Lucky Louie. fuckin' bullshit that show got canceled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvXTHCYsJyE
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