Ever have a Melvins dream?

[Guts]

A few weeks ago I had two Melvins dreams. The first dream took place at my house where we were having a party to celebrate the big tour which was starting the next day. Buzz, Dale, Coady, and Jared were all there. I don't remember much else except for Buzz getting one of his arms severed at the elbow. I was wanting to ask him how he was going to play guitar without half of one arm but I woke up.  I don't remember anything about my second dream...

[ManWithNoName]

He'd play with a prosthetic arm made from his hair.

[MailOrderBride]

i just had a melvins dream last night! it was one of those where it was so real i wanted to log on to make sure the song i heard didn't actually exist. anyway so for some reason i was living in this big warehouse for homeless people only i was the only one there and i saw the melvins on a new episode of beavis and butthead, only thinking back it actually looked more like family guy. anyway it was the melvins doing a new version of some unreleased song from the gluey days and now that i've woken up i can't remember how it goes but it was cool. it sounded sort of like the gluey porch treatments they did on electroretard but it was better.

[M i C H e L L e]

Time to revive this thread again......

Had dreamt last night that all the past and present Melvins bassists were in a boxing match (except Lorax).  It was a good fight between all, but Jared ended up winning the battle, and was crowned World-Heavyweight Melvins Bassist Champion Of The World.   

[Schnabster]

Insane, tonight I really had a Melvins-dream. It was very chaotic, and culiminated in a concert and Buzz & co sitting in a panel discussing the concert, with Schnabster wating to launch the right question.

This is out of control, chaps, I need to go surf on some sensitive pages instead. Wiiiiiiiii!!!!!

[cheeseburger]

i have melvins dreams all the time, they usually involve me seeing them live or trying to see them live and things not working out like they sometimes do in dreams. the best parts are when i'm trying to figure out which really cool only in dreams style melvins  shirt. man i've  dreamed some cool shirts. none that i can remember but they're always cool.

[norecess]

A few nights ago I had a dream that included reading about new bands confirmed for the  Dour festival. The website listed: 'MELVINS. 10x SABBATH'.

[M i C H e L L e]

Dreamt last night that I was seeing Big Business and the Melvins somewhere in the Pacific NW, but I was late getting to the show.  They were already on stage when I arrived.  The place had two rooms, one that was a big lobby where they had the bar, and where they sold the merch.  The room where they were actually playing in was packed, too packed for me to make my way thru the crowd.  I could watch them from the first room though,  and get a pretty good view of the stage.   They ended the show with Night Goat, and came off stage towards where I was standing.  Coady came out first, and I immediately stopped him to tell him what an amazing performance it was.  He had a guitar pick taped to his hand, so I asked him if I could have it.  He handed it right over, I had noticed that it had been signed by everyone too.  I was so excited I thru my arms around him and gave him a big hug and told him that I loved him.  He was all sweaty and wet, but I didn't care.  I didn't get to meet anyone else in my dream, it pretty much ended there, as I don't remember what happened next.

[anaconda]

Coady IS the cute one. 

[M i C H e L L e]

Actually, I kinda have a thing for Jared. 

[Schnabster]

Actually, I kinda have a thing for Jared. 

If I had been a chika I would have totally lined up on that statement.

[norecess]

Actually, I kinda have a thing for Jared. 

If I had been a chika I would have totally lined up on that statement.

But not in this life because Schnabby is.... A HETEROSEXUAL! Hepp-hepp!

[Schnabster]

Actually, I kinda have a thing for Jared. 

If I had been a chika I would have totally lined up on that statement.

But not in this life because Schnabby is.... A HETEROSEXUAL! Hepp-hepp!

You are an enigma, Cess, sometimes you leave Schnabster standing like a question-mark.  What does this mad clogwearing dutchman want to achieve? Is it reverse-reverse-reverse psychology? You`ve woken the conspirator in Schnabster, damn you, Cessy! 

I guess what I want to say is: I LOVE YOU CESSY!!!!

And for those who question if Schanbster is a homophobic or not: Leave it be, I`m broadminded and look upon homosexuality, bisexuality and heterosexuality as ecqually normal. Just to put the record straight. For the moment I haven`t any friends, not what I know of, who is gay, except my best mates "room-mate", a lesbian woman he shares bed and bills with. He says he`s thrilled of sharing bed with a nice girl with big knockers! Although he can`t take advantage of them. 

This winter they were in Gran Canaria, spotting women from their sunbeds, this summer they`re going to perform as club-singer at a karaoke-bar on Crete!

Anyways, this was kind of a derailing, but the mainthing is that I would like to make things clear, if in any case that should be important for anyone. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[norecess]

but the mainthing is that I would like to make things clear, if in any case that should be important for anyone.

To me they definitely are, what made you think they might not be?

You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand
You don't have to stay forever I will understand

[Schnabster]

but the mainthing is that I would like to make things clear, if in any case that should be important for anyone.

To me they definitely are, what made you think they might not be?

You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand
You don't have to stay forever I will understand

Good to hear, Cess, good to hear. Now lets get back to some internet-quarrel. I start up with: Damn your eyes, Cessy!