If you had to put together a melvins worst of ...

[norecess]

Hey Hog, are you from France?

not exactly

Why have I always thought that? Ok, another guess: Europe?

did you ever heard of corsica ?

Ah yeah of course, yu've mentioned that before. It's that little island west from Italy, and also pretty close to France. And wasn't Napoleon born over there?

[Hog log]

Hey Hog, are you from France?

not exactly

Why have I always thought that? Ok, another guess: Europe?

did you ever heard of corsica ?

Ah yeah of course, yu've mentioned that before. It's that little island west from Italy, and also pretty close to France. And wasn't Napoleon born over there?

bingo

[norecess]

Hey Hog, are you from France?

not exactly

Why have I always thought that? Ok, another guess: Europe?

did you ever heard of corsica ?

Ah yeah of course, yu've mentioned that before. It's that little island west from Italy, and also pretty close to France. And wasn't Napoleon born over there?

bingo

man, we're fast.

Anyway, I just thought if you were from France you might consider going to the Dour festival in Belgium this summer. That's it really.

[Anonymous]

The Eagle Has Landed

I like the beautiful/ugly contrast throughout the song.

If this song dragged on for say... The better part of an hour... I'd choose it over The Crybaby anyday of the week.

[Anonymous]

While I'm here I might as well throw my two cents in...

... I thought they could have added more to Interstellar Overdrive...

I mean, I know it's not a Melvins song... But when I got Electroretard I really expected something grand... They didn't really do anything with the song...

The Crybaby plain sucks.

And, Stoner Witch and COD don't really get much play either. So... There you go.

[Guts]

1. Pigtro
2. Spread Eagle Beagle
3. Theresa Screams
4. Shit Storm
5. Anti-Vermin Seed
6. Porg
7. All at Once
8. Revolve (Electro-Remix)

I know Anti-Vermin Seed is probably the most controversial track, but I just don't care for it.

[glen]

The Crybaby plain sucks.

although I agree that The Crybaby is low end, to say it "plain sucks"?

[Anonymous]

although I agree that The Crybaby is low end, to say it "plain sucks"?

[norecess]

although I agree that The Crybaby is low end, to say it "plain sucks"?  I cannot bring myself to do that.   with tracks like Dry dRUNK, Blockbuster, Okie from Muskogee, Ramblin man, and the topper Moon Pie (kevin sharp is the SHIT) it DOES please on occasion. 
your right though anonymous,  give me a PURE MELVINS release anyday.

EDIT: Crybaby sucks, when compared to other Melvins releases.
EDIT: Crybaby sucks, when compared to other Melvins releases, IMO.

Lief Garett singing Smells Like Teen Spirit? Nigga please. Is it a joke or what?

it is indeed.

...And the Mike Patton track... Ugh...

Agreed. The BigBand album also kinda sucks because of Patton screwing up Melvins classics. There are songs floating on the internet that weren't released on Millenium Monsterworks and some of 'em are totally screwed up by Patton, Let God Be Your Gardener for example. Mr. Spruance kind of agreed with me when I told him that.

[Anonymous]

it is indeed.

Oh.

Agreed. The BigBand album also kinda sucks because of Patton screwing up Melvins classics. There are songs floating on the internet that weren't released on Millenium Monsterworks and some of 'em are totally screwed up by Patton, Let God Be Your Gardener for example. Mr. Spruance kind of agreed with me when I told him that.

Oh, yes. Don't remind me. Patton's vocals are so off that night it's not funny.

When did you speak with Trey? 

[norecess]

When did you speak with Trey? 

Asva played in some shitty hole nearby where I live a few months back.

[Anonymous]

Uhh... Who the hell is Asva?

[CaptainPungent]

i actually liked skeeter.
if i had to choose my least favorite melvins song it'd have to be smells like teen spirit.
and yes, that mike patton song does suck ass.
so much i don't like to consider them melvins songs but just lief garret and mike patton songs.
it's just soooo cheesy!

[Hog log]

Hey Hog, are you from France?

not exactly

Why have I always thought that? Ok, another guess: Europe?

did you ever heard of corsica ?

Ah yeah of course, yu've mentioned that before. It's that little island west from Italy, and also pretty close to France. And wasn't Napoleon born over there?

bingo

man, we're fast.

Anyway, I just thought if you were from France you might consider going to the Dour festival in Belgium this summer. That's it really.

that's a distant possibility
tell me more about that festival

[Joe Deutrom]

If I Had An Exorcism.
Buzz sounds silly on it and I know that was the intention but its still annoying.

Pure Digital Silence
Its a joke, yes, but it would fit onto a "worst of" compilation

Pigtro

Anal Satan
Another tongue in cheek song but I really don't care for it

Skeeter
Just a stump dumb throwaway track

Spread Eagle Beagle
Pointless

I guess my "worst of" would be E.P. length.