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« Reply #570 on: April 27, 2008, 01:57:44 PM »
that reply was a piece of art.

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« Reply #571 on: April 27, 2008, 01:59:00 PM »
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?

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« Reply #572 on: April 27, 2008, 02:07:12 PM »
nice art man... it kinda reminds me of someone elses art though... its been done.

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« Reply #573 on: April 27, 2008, 07:25:13 PM »
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?


Why does he have two faces  :?

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« Reply #574 on: April 27, 2008, 08:17:15 PM »
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?


Why does he have two faces  :?
dude it's art.

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« Reply #575 on: April 28, 2008, 04:52:46 AM »
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?


Why does he have two faces  :?
dude it's art.
im sorry but this is just offensive. I have a 3 year old ok?

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« Reply #576 on: April 28, 2008, 06:15:42 AM »

But now I can't wait to see them. maybe this time around i'll buy and advanced ticket.


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« Reply #577 on: April 28, 2008, 06:51:56 AM »

But now I can't wait to see them. maybe this time around i'll buy and advanced ticket.


I'll pay 50% if I can sit on your shoulders during MELVINS set.

I'll let borrow a pair of stilts for free.
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« Reply #578 on: April 28, 2008, 07:45:25 AM »
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

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« Reply #579 on: April 28, 2008, 09:30:32 AM »
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

I don't know my porn that well.
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« Reply #580 on: April 28, 2008, 09:58:03 AM »
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

I don't know my porn that well.
i'm possssssitive it's her, she does squirting porn which is really funny considering the melvins put it in the song, or very disturbing, heh.
the melvins are all about porn and masturbation

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« Reply #581 on: April 28, 2008, 12:20:30 PM »

But now I can't wait to see them. maybe this time around i'll buy and advanced ticket.


I'll pay 50% if I can sit on your shoulders during MELVINS set.

i'll let you for free if you let me on your shoulders backwards...anything goes. during big biz of course.

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« Reply #582 on: April 28, 2008, 12:43:57 PM »
Well, it makes sense, the album is called Nude with Boots.

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« Reply #583 on: April 28, 2008, 03:16:06 PM »
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

I don't know my porn that well.
i'm possssssitive it's her, she does squirting porn which is really funny considering the melvins put it in the song, or very disturbing, heh.
the melvins are all about porn and masturbation
what happened to "real" girls, cappy?
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Re: Nude With Boots
« Reply #584 on: April 29, 2008, 11:48:22 AM »
http://blogs.guitarworld.com/metalkult/reviews/melvins/

There's a review on MetalKult.com:

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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

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Have you seen the bridge?  I ain't seen the bridge!  Where's that confounded bridge?!