Nude With Boots

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Uncle Fester

that reply was a piece of art.

bUTTHOLEmAN

Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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Uncle Fester

nice art man... it kinda reminds me of someone elses art though... its been done.

Doody the Clown

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 27, 2008, 02:59:00 PM
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?


Why does he have two faces  :?

cheeseburger

Quote from: Doody the Clown on April 27, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 27, 2008, 02:59:00 PM
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?


Why does he have two faces  :?
dude it's art.

Ron Maiden

Quote from: cheeseburger on April 27, 2008, 09:17:15 PM
Quote from: Doody the Clown on April 27, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 27, 2008, 02:59:00 PM
Greg said this was going to be the centerfold of the cd cover. WTF IPECAC?!!?


Why does he have two faces  :?
dude it's art.
im sorry but this is just offensive. I have a 3 year old ok?

glen

Quote from: armofinfant on April 27, 2008, 11:18:50 AM

But now I can't wait to see them. maybe this time around i'll buy and advanced ticket.


I'll pay 50% if I can sit on your shoulders during MELVINS set.
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jgarver

Quote from: glen on April 28, 2008, 07:15:42 AM
Quote from: armofinfant on April 27, 2008, 11:18:50 AM

But now I can't wait to see them. maybe this time around i'll buy and advanced ticket.


I'll pay 50% if I can sit on your shoulders during MELVINS set.

I'll let borrow a pair of stilts for free.
quod erat demonstrandum.

CaptainPungent

have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

glen

Quote from: CaptainPungent on April 28, 2008, 08:45:25 AM
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

I don't know my porn that well.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

CaptainPungent

Quote from: glen on April 28, 2008, 10:30:32 AM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on April 28, 2008, 08:45:25 AM
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

I don't know my porn that well.
i'm possssssitive it's her, she does squirting porn which is really funny considering the melvins put it in the song, or very disturbing, heh.
the melvins are all about porn and masturbation

Ron Maiden

Quote from: glen on April 28, 2008, 07:15:42 AM
Quote from: armofinfant on April 27, 2008, 11:18:50 AM

But now I can't wait to see them. maybe this time around i'll buy and advanced ticket.


I'll pay 50% if I can sit on your shoulders during MELVINS set.

i'll let you for free if you let me on your shoulders backwards...anything goes. during big biz of course.

I am the Sun

Well, it makes sense, the album is called Nude with Boots.

FartLips

Quote from: CaptainPungent on April 28, 2008, 10:58:03 AM
Quote from: glen on April 28, 2008, 10:30:32 AM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on April 28, 2008, 08:45:25 AM
have you guys ever noticed on the song "it tastes better than the truth" that it samples a line from a porno?
i think different samples are played at different times, melvins created or not, obviously, and before then i'm sure, but definitely near the 2:35 minute mark there is a sample of a girl having an orgasm.  and i am 100% positive it is flower tucci, the pornstar, having a squirting orgasm.  she said those exactly same lines and it sounds just like her, she's pretty well known online so i'm sure someone else can hear what i'm hearing.
i think that part in the song is what gives it major juice

I don't know my porn that well.
i'm possssssitive it's her, she does squirting porn which is really funny considering the melvins put it in the song, or very disturbing, heh.
the melvins are all about porn and masturbation
what happened to "real" girls, cappy?
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

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